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#3 - serterazi (11 hours ago) [-]
Nah, I'm good.
#6 - infested (10 hours ago) [-]
"Wow anon! You're so sexy! Take that shirt off so I can get a look at your chest!"

"...y-you too..."
User avatar #36 to #6 - frutus ONLINE (53 minutes ago) [-]
That would be the equivelant of asking a girl with a stuffed bra to show us her tits.
We notice every single time but we don't say anything.
#37 to #36 - anon (30 minutes ago) [-]
lol no it wouldnt be
User avatar #23 to #6 - srskate (3 hours ago) [-]
* Can't do that. I gotta leave something to the imagination ;)
User avatar #34 to #6 - pappanoodles (1 hour ago) [-]
well isnt it kinda the same as push up bras and make up?
#2 - utburd (11 hours ago) [-]
That chest, no delts and stringbean arns.
User avatar #11 - worldinthebest (6 hours ago) [-]
Just go ******* lift jesus Christ. It's not hard.
User avatar #29 to #11 - hirollin (2 hours ago) [-]
Can be expensive though. But bodyweight routines are not expensive.
#38 to #29 - anon (28 minutes ago) [-]
you dont have to either visit a gym, nor get weights
you can easily can jacked enough with your own body weight
source: im kinda jacked
#12 to #11 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
if lifting isn't hard, you get no gains.
lift even when it's hard m8.
User avatar #13 to #12 - worldinthebest (6 hours ago) [-]
You know what the **** I meant Anon.
#25 to #13 - amuzen ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't. is it hard or not? make up your damn mind.
User avatar #22 to #12 - sladee ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Truly inspirational
#5 - evilhomer (10 hours ago) [-]
GIF
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**evilhomer rolled image** Push up bras = This
#9 - amuzen ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
so it's called synthetic armor, how tough is it? is it bullet proof? blast resistant? stab resistant? does it actually add any sort of protection or is it just the male equivalent of bra stuffing?
User avatar #27 to #9 - pyrointheface (2 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sur this is a fallout refrence
User avatar #18 to #9 - zetsuboukamina (4 hours ago) [-]
It protects against college applicants
#19 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
I guess this is just the same thing as a push up bra..
User avatar #8 - sweetbutteryjesus (8 hours ago) [-]
I'd rather be honest about myself being a skinny **** than being insecure and a liar.
User avatar #14 to #8 - malinko ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
And every woman in existence things the exact opposite.
User avatar #15 to #14 - malinko ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Thinks*
#28 to #15 - ziji (2 hours ago) [-]
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**ziji rolled image** No, no,....they things....its ok shh
#1 - rokkai (11 hours ago) [-]
good luck sitting with it
inb4 everyday is chest day
#24 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** already have one on
User avatar #17 - bakinboy ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
>go to gym
>get ripped
>wear this fake **** over your chiseled physique
>go to party and get sloots to touch your "abs"
>they notice something is off and lift your shirt in apparent humiliation
>take of male wonderbra
>sloots stare with mouth agape, now after your dickus twice as hard
#4 - theokkeli (10 hours ago) [-]
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**theokkeli rolled image** chest looks big but arms small, thats retarded
#26 - antey (2 hours ago) [-]
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**antey rolled image** my armor
User avatar #33 to #26 - sherlockbatman (2 hours ago) [-]
*"my armor!"

fixed
User avatar #16 - malinko ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
This would be somewhat of a good idea for a bullet proof vest to make it not look like a bullet proof vest.

only other thing I'll add, is that not very many people seem to laugh at a woman and call her pathetic when she wears push up bras, and slathers on gobs of make-up.
#20 to #16 - floran (4 hours ago) [-]
because tits are good at any size, but taking this off and reveal a fat stomach is a deal killer.
User avatar #21 to #20 - malinko ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
That just men are more accepting and will over look **** to be with a bitch. but the principal is still the same and she's just as pathetic.
User avatar #32 to #20 - ninjabadger (2 hours ago) [-]
Idk, you can be pretty fit but just not as toned as that suit would make you look.

I wouldn't go for someone that's so shallow though to base choice on looks alone. So if you fake it, take it off, and they still give you a chance then they're pretty good in my eyes.

I don't think fat people could realistically pull it off as well.
#10 - funpunk (7 hours ago) [-]
Synth armor sucks almost as much as Leather. Heavy Metal or nothing.
User avatar #31 - psychedelegate ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Wait... Men want their chest to stick out??? All the men in my family have naturally thick-looking chests inb4 tits My posture is **** because I was always so self-conscious about it...
#39 to #31 - evilanakie ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
oh god big chests are life
i want to rub my face across a nice big chest
god damn
#30 - youoxley ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
#7 - funnyhard (9 hours ago) [-]
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