#LegalizeIt
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agrofenlas (08/24/2015) [-] So, if that's the case, and what comes off the plant shouldn't be illegal, can I just have some nightshade berries and call it good. Not poison or anything, right?
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thebluedream (08/24/2015) [-] You are technically right a fruit is not a plant but part of a flowering plant. It is part of the seed dismemberment
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captainprincess (08/24/2015) [-] Well he didn't make it illegal so much as he straight up said dont touch it or I **** you up
Not a massive departure from a law but yknow
Not a massive departure from a law but yknow
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infinitereaper (08/25/2015) [-] he said we could have weed then just not knowledge apples
/rant
/rant
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Daeiros (08/25/2015) [-] >>#18, What he really said was, "You can eat anything except that because if you eat it you will die." Then the serpent said, "That's not true, you won't die if you eat it." Then they ate it, and they didn't die. So God never actually forbid them from doing it, he didn't make it a rule, he didn't make it illegal, what he did was LIE and then put a curse on our entire species for all eternity out of rage for discovering his lie.
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blakeserene (08/25/2015) [-]
That's correct. According to the story, they basically traded immortality and an easy life for the ability to learn and grow as God did.
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derpthefifth (08/24/2015) [-] That's human nature.
"You can do literally anything else except this one thing"
>does the one thing
"You had ONE JOB humans!"
"You can do literally anything else except this one thing"
>does the one thing
"You had ONE JOB humans!"
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anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Well, if god is omniscient, then he knew Adam and Eve would eat the apple before he even created them. Therefore, we can assume that he either meant for it to happen, which makes him a giant dick, or he ****** up something while creating us, which doesn't give me much faith in his ability to do god stuff.
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Churchandtex (08/25/2015) [-] There's a passage in the bible that says God regretted creating mankind, so, even God makes mistakes.
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ukobarrywewa (08/24/2015) [-]
he said don't eat it. Eve told the snake she wasn't supposed to touch it
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captainprincess (08/24/2015) [-] Not really
That's more of a rule and last I checked laws differ in some technical aspect
That's more of a rule and last I checked laws differ in some technical aspect
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captainprincess (08/24/2015) [-] Well no
Since you don't go to prison for breaking rules
Since you don't go to prison for breaking rules
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captainprincess (08/24/2015) [-] What's more they weren't taken to any court, nor judged by a jury of their peers, or given any formal accusation or sentencing, had no representatives or lawyers arguing their cases, and didn't even get a phone call
So no
Not a law
So no
Not a law
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captainprincess (08/24/2015) [-] No they were exiled and stripped of their effective immortality, and doomed to suffer the pains of emotional turmoil and mortality, decay, age, hunger etc
Not like a prison sentence whatsoever
Not like a prison sentence whatsoever
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langweilig (08/24/2015) [-] you know eat the forbidden fruit was just sex. there wasnt any tree...or anything. adam and eve ****** .
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larrynonymous (08/25/2015) [-] Just because you don't believe in anything, doesn't mean you shouldn't **** on peoples faith. I understand that there is lots of reasons to go against religion, but there are lots of reasons to not go against religion as well, and we could go on forever about it fighting what's right and wrong. But the point is; be smart and keep your opinion to yourself if you know it's going to trigger an argument.
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larrynonymous (08/26/2015) [-] There is nothing wrong with arguing, but then again there is, each argumentative sides hold value but nothing is right or wrong.
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arrowfrogamped (08/25/2015) [-] I don't know about that. if "God" didn't intend for Adam and Eve to have sex he wouldn't have given them genitals in the first place and none of us would be here. personally I believe that the "Forbidden Fruit" was more a thought process where they were convinced that knowing good and evil made them on par with God and thus became blasphemous
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isolovegames (08/25/2015) [-] Well they have a holiday for that in Ferguson. It's Mike Brown Monday.
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anon (08/25/2015) [-]
By that logic, killing an entire race is like saying god was wrong.
Hitler did this, but we all know that Hitler did nothing wrong.
Checkmate.
Hitler did this, but we all know that Hitler did nothing wrong.
Checkmate.
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lurifax (08/24/2015) [-] Weeeeell, technically he made the fruit of the plant illegal to consume
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cfeuer (08/25/2015) [-] "god made it, we can use it how we want"
go eat nightshade
go smoke some poison ivy
eatt brightly colored frogs legs
pet a stone fish.
go eat nightshade
go smoke some poison ivy
eatt brightly colored frogs legs
pet a stone fish.
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anon (08/25/2015) [-]
When you smoke marajuana you do it with the intention of getting high. Therefore it should be enforced at least identically to becoming drunk.
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wertologist (08/25/2015) [-] Weed caused an ex girlfriend of mine to burn holes in my couch. You may have higher function while high than some, but that doesn't mean the majority of people don't do stupid **** while high. Pretty much everyone I know who smokes does stupid **** while high. I don't lose control of my actions while drunk(I have a lot of control when drunk. I don't do stupid **** ), but that doesn't mean it doesn't impair most people.
They are different things, but that doesn't change the fact that both can cause people to lose control or impair judgement.
They are different things, but that doesn't change the fact that both can cause people to lose control or impair judgement.
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reican (08/24/2015) [-] a plant even killed a god once, then have him returned from the world of the dead, pissing off the mistress that rules the underworld.
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fukinitech (08/25/2015) [-] well marijuana use to be an herb that was used to cook with, its effects weren't as potent as they are now.
