Laziness levels 9001. . 20 Students Were Asked "What' s The Laziest Thing You' Ever Done?" Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius. Called the restaurant to send
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Laziness levels 9001

20 Students Were Asked "What' s
The Laziest Thing You' Ever
Done?" Some Of These Answers
Are Pure Genius.
Called the restaurant to send the waiter back
to my table.
I hauo a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping
with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to
sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to
sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides
until I' m comfy in bed, Solution? Keep a laser
pointer en my nightstand. Once deg decides
where he' s sleeping, I' ll shine the laser pointer on
the door SC) that my cat paws it closed, " has
now become a routine that my cat will wait by
the door for the laser before laying down,
Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from
bed. Missed all elf them and slept with the lights
I downloaded a movie instead of going
upstairs to grab the DVD,
Drove to class. Escalators up third floor
classroom were braken. Went home.
Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in
bed ene morning, Picked his nese and had no
where put it - put it back in his nese.
I tried to skip the good part elf a 33 second
redtube video.
TV remote was "Q feet out of reach, SO I
downloaded the remote control app instead.
I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow
because the cat jumped up in front of the TV
sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell
Used to have ene m those 'clap en, clap eff’
lights in my reem. I hated clapping so I just made
an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it
to ene of the programmable keys on my
I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant.
Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a
piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it.
Attached my dog' s leash to my RC monster
truck car and walked her around the
with it.,. all from the comfort of my living reem
I always heat things in the microwave for LII
or 2: 22 because I' m too lazy to move my fingers
to the f) before I hit start.
E was drunk ene night and decided the
bathroom was tee far away. So I peed in my cats
litter bcs. Didn' t feel like cleaning it up in the
morning SO I just threw the whale litter box in
the garbage,
My roommate and I arranged em dorm room
be "," Cine persin was able to
reach the mini fridge and light switch from her
bed, and the ether could reach the the winder
and AC/ heat from her bed.,., we never fought
Eating my food directly from the pot to
eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes
Spent a half hour searching for a terrunt
download a textbook that I had left in another
Washed bed sheets. Didn' t put the sheets en
till 2 months later.
I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates
and cutlery.
My dishes were piling up in my dorm room,
and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn' t
want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with
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User avatar #2 - glorinar (03/29/2014) [-]
#10 is genius if you actually have those.
User avatar #1 - miketheemo (03/29/2014) [-]
This just gave me some new sweet ideas!
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