Laugh 'Till I Cried. Riddle me this.... Drunk cop stories haah I got one freshman in college Merst time smoking weed ialready trashed on whiskey newist hard Mea
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Laugh 'Till I Cried

Riddle me this...

Drunk cop stories haah
I got one
freshman in college
Merst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Meander down to a frat house
most up outside and pretend to be security
broothers let me and eventually leave
melting people for IDs for about an hour
awhole time drinking hard liquor
cops some up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them for IDs
We are the ******* oops. we are going to some in."
oi say "riddle me this_." then proceed to puke on one ofthem_
stagger back in shock
e run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
wee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
Cl Anonymous so spoilage} '
******* total
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Submitted: 07/12/2014
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#9 - standingbehindyou (07/13/2014) [-]
The riddler strikes again
User avatar #12 - tempuscasus (07/13/2014) [-]
"riddle me this"
lost my ****
#1 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>>477229176 (You)   
screenshotting you're own comment
>>477229176 (You)
screenshotting you're own comment
#7 to #5 - nswb (07/13/2014) [-]
My bad... I'm in the wrong, I suck
#34 - Thevaultboy (07/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
#17 - YugiDork (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#29 - Orc (07/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** ***** you full of digestive end product
User avatar #11 - deadmanisalive (07/13/2014) [-]
I've seen this a couple times before, but the riddle me this always gets me.
#41 - bluwizard (07/14/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i talk to the popo
User avatar #36 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be 19 riding motorcycle
>suburban streets at night omw home from party
>nice car behind me is following super close
>revs their engine a lot must want me to race
>get mad that i'm being tailgated, decide to take action
>pull up on loose gravel at intersection
>hit the throttle and throw stones all over the car behind me
>car turns on red and blue lights.
>backpassage puckers, decide to just leg it
>their car is a v8 my bike is a 250cc....terrible idea
>they stick to me too easily
>see opportunity
>large park surrounded by small body of water
>take bike over narrow footbridge and hightail it out of there
>cops take too long to get around the park
>go home and hide in the dark with the blinds shut
>spend next month waiting for the police to turn up
>surely they saw my licence plate
#32 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/13/2014) [-]
Those cops probably knew that he was the same dude that puked on them and probably didn't cared about it because he was drunk (maybe they know that feel).
User avatar #13 - thepuckisthis (07/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I had a cop come up to us because I was pucking my guts out and my buddy was all like thats what you Herbie being 21 cop smiled and laugh and turned the other way. I was 19 and it wasn't my birthday. True Story
#6 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
seriously though... sorry for the angry attitude. But you misunderstood me. I meant that whoever took the original screenshot wrote the comment himself. Got it now?
User avatar #8 to #6 - nswb (07/13/2014) [-]
Yes refer to my last reply
User avatar #35 - kafudamapla (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2014) [-]
e/b/in post /b/ro how can i upvote u on 4/b/chins??????
User avatar #10 - kinokun (07/13/2014) [-]
they never did solve that riddle.
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