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Late night stories

pplaying minecraft
parents i would go to bed at El o' clock.
llook at my glow in the dark watch
johno_ png
down my macbook pros lid
Heap ovens my bed as ifi were my fursona, Nightlong
Make off my ihome shirt and in one swift motion
strato take shorts
still wearing my sandals
stake off my sandals and socks
bcheck watch again
INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
find my little pony pajamas
scrawl into bed wearing only my rainbow boxers
bfather comes in to check I' m in bed
ego to say "i am a man of my word" but accidentally shout it
she frowns and closes door
skies anime pillow goodnight
So ml, have any more awesome stories of nearly staying up too late?
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#1 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>be me in bed
>playing Wheres my Water on iPhone
>well past midnight
>dads stompy footsteps coming up stairs
> **************** .jpg
>quickly lie down
>stuff phone down PJ bottoms
>close eyes
>crisisaverted.gif
>dad comes in
> ******** ***** boom boom scared
>dad asks if I'm awake
>I say yes
>he starts having big talk about staying up late with me
>not too bad
>meanwhile, iPhone is overheating
>pubic hairs are like iron wool igniting
>goddam' raging bushfire on my balls
>taking it like a man listening to dad
> ******* won't stop
>finally he leaves
>quickly retrieve cock burning device
>go to sleep as fast as possible

MFW I have an oblong burnt onto my dick for a month...
#39 - badnnnin (11/15/2013) [+] (24 replies)
people with anime pillows actually exist? that is so sad
#3 - Muppetz ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Who is Fursona NightFang
#7 to #3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
A fursona is a character a furry makes.
User avatar #49 - jbgotswag (11/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
macbook and pony nightwears, ARE YOU ******* 5
#54 to #49 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
#51 - jarofdirt (11/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>be me
>be 12
>middle of october in sweden
>sun goes down at around 16:00 and doesn't rise until ******* 10:00 again
>have a friend over at our apartement
>parents away, only grandad watching over us
>vidya like *************
>grandad already asleep
>loaned my friend's DS to play ace attorney
>holy **** , best game ever
>literally glued to it
>friend gets sleepy at around midnight, decides to go to bed
>ask if I can play on his DS a while longer
>"sure", he says
>vidya ace attorney like ************
>lost track of time
>eventually neck starts to ache, been sitting and playing for a while
>decide to go to the bathroom
>there's ******* sunlight shining into the living room
>mfw I've been up all night playing ace attorney and didn't even notice the sun rising
#14 - lavatory (11/15/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Can someone please explain to me the purpose of pyjamas? i always sleep naked
#23 to #21 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
>Be coldest winter in Ireland in history
>See Scandinavians and Fins walking around shirtless rolling in the Irish snow "God it's so warm"
>The ****
#58 - askdsd (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
this room sounds amazing I wish I had it

I would jiz oneverything
User avatar #96 to #58 - hourlyb (11/15/2013) [-]
Maintain it at zero, people.
#104 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>go to bed 1 minute late
>stoned to death
>I was muslim
#55 - CaptainWaffles (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>take off my sandals and socks

Wat.
#13 - hoaxfourtyfour (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Closest thing i've got.
>Be me in the basement.
>Been playing World of Warcraft all day.
>It's 9:30 (somewhere around there, happened a long ass time ago)
>My dad has told me twice to find a safe place and log out.
>Don't want to risk 3rd time.
>Dad was raised by an alcoholic drill instructor
>donotwant.jpg
>Log out in middle of Onyxia raid.
>Audibly go to bed.
>Wait for about 5 minutes.
>Go back downstairs.
>Raid still hasn't pulled Onyxia
> ******** .bmp
>Finish raid that night.
>Sweet head piece drops and I won the roll for it.
>Go to bed.
I'm so hardcore
User avatar #132 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be 17, first time on an airplane by myself
>ate two 8-piece sushi kits and chinese food from local gas station previous to flight
>stomach suddenly starts to roar with the might of 1,000 sadomasochistic pandas
>rush to the bathroom, cutting lady in front of me
>this beast must be unleashed, no time to wait
>look at the ************ border of the abyss which was that toilet
>disregard it, the mole was already engraving its claws in the walls of my colon
>first blow explodes like a frag grenade mixed with tabasco sauce
>asshole burning with the might of 100 oriental bisexual dragons
>look at the biggest pile of green mucus ever seen by mankind
>continue to expel Hulk's semen from my anus for 10 consecutive minutes
>by now the abyss which was that toilet was nearly overloaded with mighty green fluids
>"Passengers go back to your seat, we will be going through severe turbulence."
>20 minutes of sudden drops and ********
>bathroom is completely overloaded with Shrek's jesus juice
>occasional bursts of what is now liquid green matter still bursting from my anal orifice
>hear voice and knocks from outside, "Are you okay?"
>outbursts of flatulence so loud that the airplane's turbine did not manage to conceal it
>flight attendant forces the door open
>flight attendant jaws drop, tears begin to flow from her now tainted eyes
>door is closed and I remain inside that bathroom until the aircraft has landed
>leave aircraft covered in remnants of rotten seaweed and chicken
>mfw my parents were fined $500 due to "property damage"
#109 - thelastelephant (11/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be me   
>be 20, in college   
>Linear algebra midterm the next day   
>Finish homework for the night, start playing Mount & Blade: Warband   
>About 9:30 when I start   
>Band of 20 soldiers takes a castle guarded by 150   
>praisethesun.jpg   
>Steamroll through one kingdom, capture all cities and castle with a party of 20   
>Curb stomp enemy king   
>Doesn't open Steam overlay to check time   
>Roommate wakes up and asks me for a ride to school   
>Stayed up all night playing Warband   
>						*****					 given: 0
>be me
>be 20, in college
>Linear algebra midterm the next day
>Finish homework for the night, start playing Mount & Blade: Warband
>About 9:30 when I start
>Band of 20 soldiers takes a castle guarded by 150
>praisethesun.jpg
>Steamroll through one kingdom, capture all cities and castle with a party of 20
>Curb stomp enemy king
>Doesn't open Steam overlay to check time
>Roommate wakes up and asks me for a ride to school
>Stayed up all night playing Warband
> ***** given: 0
#101 - Byte (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You went to bed wearing your fedora?
#121 - yisumad (11/15/2013) [-]
>Me, 16
>Told to go to bed at 10 PM
>nope.avi
>Waste time on TF2, Gmod
>Look at clock, says 12:30 AM
>Oh god no, kick it into hyperdrive
>Dad gets up to go to the bathroom
>Literally 2 steps away from my door
>Panicking, pretend to have fallen asleep at laptop
>Dad walks in
>Chuckles and leaves
MFW
User avatar #91 - racetothebottom (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wow everyone here but me can relate
#103 to #91 - yutdollacwwwthree (11/15/2013) [-]
everyone's a faggot
User avatar #137 - maxismahname (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Me, 12
>Playing Hentai Games
>Bedtime At 8 PM
>7:59
>Quickly Kick Off My crocs
>Rip Off My MLP Shirt
>Jump Into Bed With Dragonball: Evolution sheets
>Mommy Comes In Just As I Land
>Smiles And Walks Away
>Kiss My Meme Fedora Goodnight
>I Am Phanact
User avatar #130 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be 15
>be a horribly misbehaved teen
>parents send me to stupid wilderness boot camp in the boundary waters of Minnesota
>have to canoe 10+ miles every day, it sucks ass
>counselors feed us vomity prison food
>get indigestion like a motha
>no toilets in the wild
>hold in my **** for a week to avoid having to wipe with leaves
>i was just prolonging the inevitable
>day 8, we're canoeing when i simply can't contain my feces
>stop at small island campsite to take a dump
>counselor hands me shovel, tells me to go deep in the woods, dig a **** hole and bury it when i'm done
>aintnobodygottimeforthat.gif
>run into the campsite as fast as I can, ******** about to erupt
>throw the shovel on the ground, drop trou and aim asshole at the first thing i see
>happens to be the firepit
>mighty avalanche of dookie explodes
>counselor decided he wants to set up camp on the island
>he thinks I'm hidden in the woods
>mfw he and the other campers walk up and see me pooping in the firepit

we had to leave the campsite because of the smell
the other campers beat the living **** out of me that night
User avatar #90 - sedativechunk (11/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
... as a 23 year old self employed person, I can tell you guys that you should try to enforce yourselfs to have a bedtime. Otherwise you start going to bed later. And later. And later. And later. Until finally you go to bed at around 6AM everynight and sleep to 3PM!. And then you will never readapt. You wake up and if you need to get somewhere that closes by 5PM you are in deep **** .

Yea, be respectful of you betimes, gamers and other late night people!
User avatar #110 to #90 - casval (11/15/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but you're wrong about never being able to readapt.

As a 24 year old college student, I try to have a bed time. That usually fails though, due to assignments. If you find yourself with a horribly inconvenient sleep schedule, here is how you correct it:

>Force yourself to get up at 7 AM, or whenever it is you get up, regardless of how much sleep you have had/have not had
>Be tired as **** all day and live off of coffee and energy drinks
>Get to bed at 7 PM that night to regain lost sleep
>Tired body will not argue
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Wake up at normal time
>Sleep schedule restored!

I do this every time I end up going to bed at 4 AM and it never fails.
User avatar #40 - douevensax (11/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>strip to underwear
>watch Parks and Recreation on my friggin 3ds till 4 a.m.

Ballin'
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