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Late night stories

pplaying minecraft
parents i would go to bed at El o' clock.
llook at my glow in the dark watch
johno_ png
down my macbook pros lid
Heap ovens my bed as ifi were my fursona, Nightlong
Make off my ihome shirt and in one swift motion
strato take shorts
still wearing my sandals
stake off my sandals and socks
bcheck watch again
INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
find my little pony pajamas
scrawl into bed wearing only my rainbow boxers
bfather comes in to check I' m in bed
ego to say "i am a man of my word" but accidentally shout it
she frowns and closes door
skies anime pillow goodnight
So ml, have any more awesome stories of nearly staying up too late?
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#164 - ubermasterfaggot (11/15/2013) [-]
A story when I was a wee young lad
>at grandparents house
>parents dropped me off
>they are going to some place, *********** (jkilovemyparents)
>uncle ses me watch so many zombie master videos
>downloads and lets me play on his computer while he plays harvest moon on ds
>he turns in for the night
>i stay up giggling like a leprechaun on crack
>zambie slaying professional in the making
>look out window
>fukkin sunrise
>think i should turn in too
>retire to the slumbering dimension
>2 hours later uncle asks if i want some breakfast at Jack-in-the-Crack
>bloodshot eyes and shiet
>i agree
> 2 minutes later we kill a snake we impale a snake with the plastic pole of a small american flag
>finished it with a shotgun later
those were some damn fine stuffed jalapenos
User avatar #165 to #164 - ubermasterfaggot (11/15/2013) [-]
well we impaled it first then we shot it
didn't realize i didn't backspace enough
User avatar #154 - fairs (11/15/2013) [-]
i went on 9gag all nite.
#153 - dominomnom **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
As a piece of cutlery or kitchenware, a fork is a tool consisting of a handle with several narrow tines on one end. The fork as an eating utensil has been a feature primarily of the West, whereas in East Asia chopsticks have been more prevalent. Today, forks are increasingly available throughout East Asia. The utensil (usually metal) is used to lift food to the mouth or to hold ingredients in place while they are being cut. Food can be lifted either by spearing it on the tines, or by holding it on top of the tines, which are often curved slightly. For this former function, in the American style of fork etiquette, the fork is held with tines curving up; however, in European style, the fork is held with the tines curving down.[citation needed] A fork is also shaped in the form of a trident but curved at the joint of the handle to the points.
Though the fork's early history is obscure, the fork as a kitchen and dining utensil is generally believed to have originated in the Roman Empire, or perhaps in Ancient Greece. The personal table fork most likely originated in the Eastern Roman, or Byzantine, Empire. Its use spread to what is now the Middle East during the first millennium CE and then spread into southern Europe during the second millennium. It did not become common in northern Europe until the 18th century and was not common in North America until the 19th century.
#157 to #153 - sokkabingo **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #151 - dartharc (11/15/2013) [-]
Who wears socks with sandals?
User avatar #147 - unanimous (11/15/2013) [-]
minecraft is for deadbeats and mice
#143 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 76** DUBS FOR 10:00 BED TIME
**anonymous rolls 76** DUBS FOR 10:00 BED TIME
User avatar #173 to #143 - sabcy (11/18/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolls 78**
#139 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (11/15/2013) [-]
10/10 would read and chuckle again
User avatar #137 - maxismahname (11/15/2013) [-]
>Me, 12
>Playing ****** Games
>Bedtime At 8 PM
>7:59
>Quickly Kick Off My crocs
>Rip Off My MLP Shirt
>Jump Into Bed With Dragonball: Evolution sheets
>Mommy Comes In Just As I Land
>Smiles And Walks Away
>Kiss My Meme Fedora Goodnight
>I Am Phanact
User avatar #144 to #137 - kingpinkie (11/15/2013) [-]
>not kissing your dragon dildo night
dafuq you trying to pull?
User avatar #145 to #144 - maxismahname (11/15/2013) [-]
I actually got my 10 dragon dildos about a year after that
User avatar #146 to #145 - kingpinkie (11/15/2013) [-]
well ****
carry along then
User avatar #132 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [-]
>be 17, first time on an airplane by myself
>ate two 8-piece sushi kits and chinese food from local gas station previous to flight
>stomach suddenly starts to roar with the might of 1,000 sadomasochistic pandas
>rush to the bathroom, cutting lady in front of me
>this beast must be unleashed, no time to wait
>look at the ************ border of the abyss which was that toilet
>disregard it, the mole was already engraving its claws in the walls of my colon
>first blow explodes like a frag grenade mixed with tabasco sauce
> ******* burning with the might of 100 oriental bisexual dragons
>look at the biggest pile of green mucus ever seen by mankind
>continue to expel Hulk's semen from my anus for 10 consecutive minutes
>by now the abyss which was that toilet was nearly overloaded with mighty green fluids
>"Passengers go back to your seat, we will be going through severe turbulence."
>20 minutes of sudden drops and ********
>bathroom is completely overloaded with Shrek's jesus juice
>occasional bursts of what is now liquid green matter still bursting from my anal orifice
>hear voice and knocks from outside, "Are you okay?"
>outbursts of flatulence so loud that the airplane's turbine did not manage to conceal it
>flight attendant forces the door open
>flight attendant jaws drop, tears begin to flow from her now tainted eyes
>door is closed and I remain inside that bathroom until the aircraft has landed
>leave aircraft covered in remnants of rotten seaweed and chicken
>mfw my parents were fined $500 due to "property damage"
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#169 to #132 - yisumad (11/16/2013) [-]
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#158 to #132 - ragingflamingos (11/15/2013) [-]
This is why you don't eat gas station sushi kids.
#155 to #132 - yutdollacwwwthree (11/15/2013) [-]
This is why I'll never eat sushi
This is why I'll never eat sushi
User avatar #138 to #132 - spyisspy ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
">stomach suddenly starts to roar with the might of 1,000 sadomasochistic pandas"
"> ******* burning with the might of 100 oriental bisexual dragons "
never laughed so hard
User avatar #130 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [-]
>be 15
>be a horribly misbehaved teen
>parents send me to stupid wilderness boot camp in the boundary waters of Minnesota
>have to canoe 10+ miles every day, it sucks ass
>counselors feed us vomity prison food
>get indigestion like a motha
>no toilets in the wild
>hold in my **** for a week to avoid having to wipe with leaves
>i was just prolonging the inevitable
>day 8, we're canoeing when i simply can't contain my feces
>stop at small island campsite to take a dump
>counselor hands me shovel, tells me to go deep in the woods, dig a **** hole and bury it when i'm done
>aintnobodygottimeforthat.gif
>run into the campsite as fast as I can, ******** about to erupt
>throw the shovel on the ground, drop trou and aim ******* at the first thing i see
>happens to be the firepit
>mighty avalanche of dookie explodes
>counselor decided he wants to set up camp on the island
>he thinks I'm hidden in the woods
>mfw he and the other campers walk up and see me pooping in the firepit

we had to leave the campsite because of the smell
the other campers beat the living **** out of me that night
#159 to #130 - allhailshrek (11/15/2013) [-]
>mfw when you use mfw with no pic
User avatar #161 to #160 - allhailshrek (11/15/2013) [-]
I too turn into Spongebob when I take a massive **** .
User avatar #129 - zpryed ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
whats a trilby
User avatar #133 to #129 - gmarrox (11/15/2013) [-]
A small fedora, and what most people on this site confuse for a fedora.
User avatar #166 to #133 - zpryed ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
thanks for the help
#125 - theisland (11/15/2013) [-]
**theisland rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at she definitely though this over **
i never had a bedtime so stuff like this was never a problem, one time when i was in 5th grade i stayed up all night and i wasnt even that tired
User avatar #123 - jackmanagan ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
you/he said trilby instead of fedora, and for that alone, thumb. plus good story.
#121 - yisumad (11/15/2013) [-]
>Me, 16
>Told to go to bed at 10 PM
>nope.avi
>Waste time on TF2, Gmod
>Look at clock, says 12:30 AM
>Oh god no, kick it into hyperdrive
>Dad gets up to go to the bathroom
>Literally 2 steps away from my door
>Panicking, pretend to have fallen asleep at laptop
>Dad walks in
>Chuckles and leaves
MFW
#117 - crimsonpanda (11/15/2013) [-]
wow this guy sounds epic omg
#114 - lolyup (11/15/2013) [-]
**lolyup rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Can't find gifs ** My face when I stay up too late and mum yells at me.
**lolyup rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Can't find gifs ** My face when I stay up too late and mum yells at me.
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#112 - raybinga (11/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #111 - imagnetsux (11/15/2013) [-]
"go to bed at 9:00"
" **** you"
#109 - thelastelephant ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
>be me   
>be 20, in college   
>Linear algebra midterm the next day   
>Finish homework for the night, start playing Mount & Blade: Warband   
>About 9:30 when I start   
>Band of 20 soldiers takes a castle guarded by 150   
>praisethesun.jpg   
>Steamroll through one kingdom, capture all cities and castle with a party of 20   
>Curb stomp enemy king   
>Doesn't open Steam overlay to check time   
>Roommate wakes up and asks me for a ride to school   
>Stayed up all night playing Warband   
>						*****					 given: 0
>be me
>be 20, in college
>Linear algebra midterm the next day
>Finish homework for the night, start playing Mount & Blade: Warband
>About 9:30 when I start
>Band of 20 soldiers takes a castle guarded by 150
>praisethesun.jpg
>Steamroll through one kingdom, capture all cities and castle with a party of 20
>Curb stomp enemy king
>Doesn't open Steam overlay to check time
>Roommate wakes up and asks me for a ride to school
>Stayed up all night playing Warband
> ***** given: 0
User avatar #115 to #109 - goodatlosing (11/15/2013) [-]
******* woot, the gif is ACL, i'm the captain of my own league here in Michigan!
User avatar #118 to #115 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
What's ACL? Is it like the SCA?
User avatar #134 to #118 - goodatlosing (11/15/2013) [-]
Looks like we got a smart ass here. Armored Combat League.
User avatar #156 to #134 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
Smart ass? I was just asking...sounds different than the SCA.
User avatar #162 to #156 - goodatlosing (11/15/2013) [-]
I thought you meant the Society for Creative Anachronism.
User avatar #163 to #162 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is what I meant by SCA...I was wondering what ACL is, and if it's similar.
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