Last words. Do you have any?. Famous last WOI' I live!" - Roman Emperor, as he was being by his own soliders Now why did I do that?" - General William Erskine,
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Last words

Do you have any?

Famous last WOI'
I live!" - Roman Emperor, as he was
being ******** by his own soliders
Now why did I do that?" - General William Erskine,
after jumping out a window
Hey fellas! How about this for tomorrow' s headline? Trench
Fries'!" - James French, before being executed by electric chair
Its stopped." - Joseph Henry Green,
after checking his own pulse
No, you certainly cant." - John F. Kennedy, replying to Nellie
ct; Connally' s comment "You certainly cant say that the people of
ii, . Dallas havent given you a nice welcome, Mr. President
Put out the bloody cigarette!" - Saki, to a fellow _ 4
officer in a trench during World War I, fearing the
smoke would give away their positions. He was then
shot by a German sniper who heard his remark
They couldnt hit an elephant from this
distance." - General John Sedgwick, minutes
before he was shot by a Confederate sniper
Dont worry, relax!" - Rajii Gandhi, speaking to his
security staff minutes before being killed by a suicide
bomber
Dont worry, it' s not loaded." - Terry Kath,
shortly before he pulled the trigger to the gun
he was cleaning, unintentionally killing himself
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#6 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**themedianoche rolled a random comment #2 posted by trivdiego at Best Friend Ever ** :my mind refuses to believe so much dickery could be contained in a single individual. 
 My last words
**themedianoche rolled a random comment #2 posted by trivdiego at Best Friend Ever ** :
my mind refuses to believe so much dickery could be contained in a single individual.
My last words
#9 - acidreign (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Delete my internet history"   
   
gif unrelated but awesome
"Delete my internet history"

gif unrelated but awesome
#10 - applejackhf (10/08/2013) [-]
"rglfglrflrgflrglfrglgrlfg"
-Rudy Eugene
User avatar #38 - zxmongoose (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**zxmongoose rolled a random comment #9 posted by thegamerslife at A day in the life of pokemon ** :
This is far superior to the content!! jewishbastard should sticky this
My last words.
#16 - toddingram (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**toddingram rolled a random comment #1 posted by fingernails at hahaha you alright? ** :I laughed way too hard at this 
 my last words
**toddingram rolled a random comment #1 posted by fingernails at hahaha you alright? ** :
I laughed way too hard at this
my last words
User avatar #31 to #17 - zombiearmadillo (10/08/2013) [-]
**zombiearmadillo rolled a random comment #4094816 posted by kyuubey at Friendly ** :
Hehe.
These are mine.
User avatar #13 - rokulda (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Now why did I do that?" after jumping out a window

>jumping out a ******* window
how the hell do they know he said that?
#32 - persevs (10/08/2013) [-]
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough" - Karl Marx last words
User avatar #28 - mikkeldp (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**mikkeldp rolled a random comment #127598 posted by aklidic at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** :
( ͡ **** your **** ʖ ͡ ***** )
my last words
#3 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Roman Emperor? Care to tell us which or did you make this one up too?
#4 to #3 - flapz (10/07/2013) [-]
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words lots of great quotes among =)
#43 - mrcollings (10/08/2013) [-]
the last guy looks like Ron just caught Hermione getting out of the shower
User avatar #35 - coshocker (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**coshocker rolled a random comment #73 posted by RandomSauce at Tumblr #2 ** :
(ง ° ʖ ͡°)ง This is our town SCRUB (ง ° ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀•́)ง Yeah beat it! (ง •̀•́)ง
My last words.
User avatar #20 - LordFapsalot (10/08/2013) [-]
**LordFapsalot rolled a random comment #70 posted by tenfinnvo at Miniatures done to scale ** :
The reason is simple. Erotic pics, porn, swearing and whatever are detected by google, and if the site has them, it's got lower ranking in google search. So admin made swearing censorship and is banning whatever little porn he might find, so that funnyjunk may have higher ranking in gogel.
The greatest last words anyone has ever spoken
#18 - didgetthegreat (10/08/2013) [-]
**didgetthegreat rolled a random comment #20 posted by trivdiego at Straight up thug ** :
your prayers have been answered my child, for this is the ass that shall usher in a new age of peace and prosperity. now go, and share with all the gift i have shown you
#1 - ktom (10/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
seems legitimate
User avatar #24 - tazze (10/08/2013) [-]
well? did they follow French's advice on the headlines or not?
#23 - microwavetimemach (10/08/2013) [-]
I could only picture this when I read General William Erskine's comment.
I could only picture this when I read General William Erskine's comment.
User avatar #21 - jalthelas (10/08/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #4093584 posted by defensive at Friendly ** :
Damn sonny, this ain't about cooling down.
This is about getting that sweet flavour.


My last words
User avatar #19 - fantomen (10/08/2013) [-]
You can't really clean a gun when it's loaded.
Most of the "he was cleaning his gun and it when off" stories are cover ups for intentional suicides.
User avatar #15 - ForReal (10/08/2013) [-]
Sedgwick supposedly didn't get to the end of the sentence, only saying "...hit an elephant from this dis-"
#12 - thransk (10/08/2013) [-]
"That wasn't a fart"
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