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Submitted: 06/05/2014
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#3 - elfreakshow (06/05/2014) [-]
Seems like you had a ****** time
User avatar #10 - fullpotatomode (06/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"I haven't taken a **** in 5 days and my stomach feels like there's a rock in it"
Solution: stop eating rocks
#4 - evangalineii (06/05/2014) [-]
Now fill that belly right up, oh dear friend!
Now fill that belly right up, oh dear friend!
#12 - thekiwihacker (06/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One time I was camping and we were out there for about a week. At the beginning of the trip I decided that I would do no ******** in the woods, and so I was holding it for a whole ******* week. When we finally got back to civilisation I went to the toilet, sat down, and let the waste of a thousand hells spew forth. It was the most glorious, disgusting, unholy **** I have taken in my life. Pretty sure that toilet is now so defiled that no one will be able to approach it for at least a century
#22 - fffffffffffff (06/06/2014) [-]
>I went about 2 weeks constipated & full of **** hue .

>Then one day I started hurling & feeling terrible, ended up going to the hospital.

>When I got there, they thought I had a serious stomach virus & did X-rays, CT scans, the works.

> At the end of the night, I'm nauseous, bloated, & feeling like **** hue

> the main doctor 'treating' me walked down the hall laughing with tears in his eyes & asks me why I haven't been ********

> mfw I got home & pooped 50 shades of brown
User avatar #15 - guano (06/06/2014) [-]
there was this one time that my stomach hurt really bad on a car ride. it was not normal pain, it was head pounding, stomach churning pain in my lower abdomen. it wouldn't go away either. my mom said it was gas and that i should walk around a little. i tried it and it didn't help. then i had the most glorious spongebob moment where the bomb hit my lower intestine. i didnt feel the pain anymore but i had to get to a bathroom before i **** my pants. closest bathroom was a mcdonalds. we stopped and i took a very satisfying, extremely hot **** . it kept coming for nearly half an hour. when i was done, the smell was bad enough that a dung beatle would roll over and die after one wiff. i never went back to that mcdonalds
#26 - zekeon ONLINE (06/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
British Anthem, God Save the Queen (with lyrics) >yfw after
#13 - thedecodedgamer (06/06/2014) [-]
> At the moment of release I heard the national anthem play and the Queen shed a tear.
> At the moment of release I heard the national anthem play and the Queen shed a tear.
User avatar #33 - komaisgod (06/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You have to brake your feces with a finger... disgusting but simple solution.
User avatar #41 to #38 - zaiopeperse (06/06/2014) [-]
I think he meant "break" and I assume some people do. I mean, it's cheaper than an enema or laxatives.

I also agree that it's really disgusting
#8 - robogroovy (06/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That way your legs feel after good eatin', good lovin', but most importantly good poopin'.   
   
~Poop on.
That way your legs feel after good eatin', good lovin', but most importantly good poopin'.

~Poop on.
#5 - dansanz (06/05/2014) [-]
Glad to see that you came out of this on top.
Glad to see that you came out of this on top.
User avatar #1 - miraxena (06/05/2014) [-]
Gratz on your ****** adventure!
User avatar #36 - xapplemanx (06/06/2014) [-]
**** , almost forgot about krakatoa
#35 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
pics or didn't happen
User avatar #34 - Kairyuka (06/06/2014) [-]
That description made me feel good to read. I like pooping
#31 - wheretheheartroams (06/06/2014) [-]
**wheretheheartroams rolled image**
User avatar #30 - midgettitwank (06/06/2014) [-]
I hope you uploaded it on You need to login to view this link
#28 - bigshanner (06/06/2014) [-]
<--- OP
#7 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
#6 - mrdudemanguyperson (06/05/2014) [-]
oddly relevant... I guess
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