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#1 - johnnydotondotca (12/10/2015) [-]
but the location is close to the subway
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#2 to #1 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
dont think the doors on the subway open up far enough for her to fit in.

Even if she did fit, she would be exceeding the max weight limit.
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#3 to #2 - johnnydotondotca (12/10/2015) [-]
i like this, but i meant the deli
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User avatar #5 to #3 - stinkbugfrick (12/10/2015) [-]
anons part was clever, but your response made me **** myself with laughter.
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#108 to #3 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Jared didn't stand for that kind of health.
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User avatar #14 to #1 - wertologist (12/10/2015) [-]
She probably doesn't need a $5 foot long.
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User avatar #39 to #14 - austinrocket (12/10/2015) [-]
She probably needs like 5 or 6, and a diet coke.
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#72 to #14 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
she needs this foot long dick, damn is she sexy
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#90 to #72 - irishjohnny (12/10/2015) [-]
...Whatever floats your boat I guess.
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User avatar #100 to #90 - herparderpington (12/10/2015) [-]
Hehe floats
Get it because she's so fat



Sorry
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#112 to #72 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
If you manage to find a cunt between all that fat then go nuts mate

Because she might mistake your dick for food.
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#116 to #72 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** no, just no.
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User avatar #8 - Kiwi the panda (12/10/2015) [-]
The **** does #ssbbw mean? Is it like a super saian bbw?
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#9 to #8 - lokiak (12/10/2015) [-]
super sexy big beautiful woman?
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User avatar #11 to #9 - epicalania (12/10/2015) [-]
*Super sized big bitchy woman
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#20 to #8 - masterboll (12/10/2015) [-]
>super saian bbw
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User avatar #105 to #20 - hiukuss (12/10/2015) [-]
>quote from comment
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User avatar #36 to #8 - toosexyforyou (12/10/2015) [-]
Who the hell knows what all the letters of lgbtwtfbbq mean
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User avatar #50 to #36 - kyouko (12/10/2015) [-]
Lesbian gay bi trans what the **** barbeque?
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User avatar #80 to #50 - toosexyforyou (12/10/2015) [-]
Correct.
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User avatar #46 to #36 - zacoren (12/10/2015) [-]
I get big tittied women that **** black biggoted queens
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User avatar #28 to #8 - gmarrox (12/10/2015) [-]
Means fat
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User avatar #10 to #8 - dehnoobshow (12/10/2015) [-]
Super Sized BBW
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User avatar #13 to #10 - quantumranger (12/10/2015) [-]
I think having to say you are bigger than a bbw disqualifies you from being a bbw. Like you have to clarify that you are still a bbw, so you probably aren't.
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#32 - ningyoaijin (12/10/2015) [-]
To be entirely fair on her, that door does look insanely narrow.
To be entirely fair on her, that door does look insanely narrow.
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User avatar #64 to #32 - cognosceteipsum (12/10/2015) [-]
TOTHEARK!!!!
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User avatar #69 to #32 - nickypickle (12/10/2015) [-]
source?
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User avatar #77 to #69 - wlflvr (12/10/2015) [-]
While technically totheark, its a part of the Marble Hornets on youtube, an amateur horror series. While it is Slenderman, it was early enough and done well enough that it kinda avoids the hokiness of the whole Slender culture. Its pretty damn good if you take it for what it is.
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User avatar #79 to #77 - wlflvr (12/10/2015) [-]
I would follow along with this, because it includes the totheark videos along with it. Not terribly plot heavy, but some of the creepiest moment in the series were in the totheark responses.

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCACDEE1E71FC8E5E

Also, I would recommend following the timeline with it, because it includes Jay's tweets that just adds another layer of ambiance. Just be sure to not read the description of any entries that you haven't seen.


marblehornets.wikidot.com/comprehensive-timeline
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#82 to #32 - hattheifbatman (12/10/2015) [-]
What the **** is that
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User avatar #35 to #32 - thechosentroll (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if I could walk normally through it without my shoulders hitting the sides.
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User avatar #45 to #35 - theugandanhero (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm only 141 lbs and even I think I'd have problems getting through that door
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#40 to #35 - Nazistick (12/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I gotta agree, That doorway looks small, Even if you're not a landwhale. I'd probably burst through the damn thing and leave an impression, Cartoon style.
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User avatar #41 to #32 - grimsho (12/10/2015) [-]
I think the problem is that she bought the apartment without checking it out first and realizing "oh hey, I don't actually fit through the doorframes here!"
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User avatar #12 - drunkasaurus (12/10/2015) [-]
Well she did tag it as "fat" and there was no mention of how it was oppressing her or offending her... So hopefully she's just thinking "lol look how fat I am" and laughing it off
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#78 to #12 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Exactly. Goes to show how most of everyone on this sight now have irrational ignorant oppinions influenced by the masses. People should start thinking for themselves.
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#34 to #12 - amuzen ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I think she's thinking something along the lines of, either I have to lose some weight fast, or I gotta get a place who doors aren't half that of the standard size.
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User avatar #4 - armwulf (12/10/2015) [-]
To be fair that door is much smaller than normal. I doubt my shoulders would fit through straight on.
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User avatar #91 to #4 - strangesir (12/10/2015) [-]
D'you know why some comments have the hat and others don't?
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User avatar #97 to #91 - haikyuu (12/10/2015) [-]
only the parent comments that show their avatar (no picture upload) has the hats
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User avatar #98 to #97 - strangesir (12/10/2015) [-]
Ooooooooooooooooooooh. Thanks mayne
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User avatar #49 to #4 - protomanrulezz (12/10/2015) [-]
I completely agree. But moving sideways through a door is not a huge problem and she cant even do that
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User avatar #54 to #49 - armwulf (12/10/2015) [-]
Still that's gotta be a safety issue and **** . Imagine that door is on fire and you're trying to get out. You really want to skirt through sideways? Or would you rather just ******* GO.
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User avatar #56 to #54 - protomanrulezz (12/10/2015) [-]
Also agreed. I am guessing she payed very little for it though.
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User avatar #58 to #56 - armwulf (12/10/2015) [-]
Bitch that's a new york apartment she probably payed 500,000 if she bought it.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - protomanrulezz (12/10/2015) [-]
I did not even see the tags
damn then I got nothing, that's a bad apartment.
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User avatar #60 to #58 - nigalthornberry (12/10/2015) [-]
Who says it's a door to another room?
For all we know that could be a closet
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User avatar #57 to #56 - protomanrulezz (12/10/2015) [-]
Which paying little is not me trying to justify it, just saying
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User avatar #62 to #56 - manza (12/10/2015) [-]
Nah rent is probably at least $1750 a month for that one.
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User avatar #19 - psychadelicace (12/10/2015) [-]
Just imagine the sounds she makes when she walks
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User avatar #21 to #19 - narddogg (12/10/2015) [-]
And how her breathing sounds after walking up a flight of stairs
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#31 to #26 - totallytito (12/10/2015) [-]
It's like he's a Nintendo that makes ramdom grunts and noises that represent speech while his text-box shows what he's saying.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - gmarrox (12/10/2015) [-]
I thought we meant the sound her house makes
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#22 - mereu (12/10/2015) [-]
>don't get me started on the toilet situation

Look at that ass and those hands. How the **** does she wipe herself?
She can't even reach her own asshole. The toilet is the least of her problems.
I may be an asshole for saying this but Jesus Christ.
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User avatar #24 to #22 - mondominiman (12/10/2015) [-]
Bidet although I still think you have to wipe, never used one so I have no idea.
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User avatar #29 to #24 - notanotheraccount (12/10/2015) [-]
You think a bidet is strong enough to get past all that fat? If she cant reach to wipe, she cant reach to move her fat and actually clean herself. She probably smells like death.
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User avatar #38 to #22 - lucariopwnz (12/10/2015) [-]
rag on a stick?
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#37 to #22 - tanitakavirius (12/10/2015) [-]
That's how.
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#23 - flukeman (12/10/2015) [-]
Just imagining this woman anywhere near a toilet makes me violently ill.
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#89 to #23 - crlmsonhazard (12/10/2015) [-]
it wouldn't if she was thin?
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User avatar #93 to #89 - hwaraam (12/10/2015) [-]
o0bviously not you idiotic ****
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User avatar #96 to #89 - flukeman (12/10/2015) [-]
no not really
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User avatar #103 - lonelybaloney (12/10/2015) [-]
Fatty fatty, two by four
Can't fit through the bathroom door.
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#47 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Feminists complain about "Manspreading" and I have to sit next to these gluttonous mounds of **** on nearly every train, bus and flight, but let's not "body shame".
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#73 to #47 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
What feminist? Are you okay man?
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User avatar #113 to #83 - scowler (12/11/2015) [-]
Underrated post. Seriously, someone needs to be ******* kneecapped.
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#104 to #83 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I still don't get it. You seem to be clouded by **** judgement. I agree some feminist are assholes but in what way does this have anything to do with feminism? She literally says she is fat with "#fat." Lonely man.
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#118 to #104 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Okay, let me break it down, and I'll go slow so you can comprehend. Feminists complain about manspreading. Feminists support fat acceptance. Fat people take up more space than a guy with his legs spread. She is fat, complaining the house is the problem and not her giant carcass. Is it getting through to you now? Or doesn't it make sense without the little puppets and pictures in your remedial class?
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#61 - reibeisen (12/10/2015) [-]
CHICKEN SANDWICH
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#30 - totallytito (12/10/2015) [-]
Wow I'm hella impressed, she's amazing!

She has enough strength and power to carry 500lbs of pure fat around the house every day, and she's using enough force to carry a small child just by lifting her arms.

Now that's what I call a heck of a workout routine, shame that it's not doing anything
about that fat though.
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#85 - cheeseboyofdoom (12/10/2015) [-]
So damn fat she's a ******* fire hazard.
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User avatar #16 - gragasvlad (12/10/2015) [-]
that might be tight for an average person but how anyone sold it to a whale is beyond me.... the agent has skills
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User avatar #76 - nuclearchurro (12/10/2015) [-]
Did she not preview it before renting?
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User avatar #48 - thegreentornado ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I'd tap it
"Red thumbs inbound!"
Let them come...
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User avatar #109 to #48 - Kadzait (12/10/2015) [-]
She may be big, but that booty don't lie.
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User avatar #51 to #48 - ferrocordis (12/10/2015) [-]
no
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User avatar #6 - seanconneryz (12/10/2015) [-]
You know when you clean up after a party the next morning and instead of sorting through everything you just shove all the **** into a bag? That's how she looks.
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User avatar #110 - wltwitch (12/10/2015) [-]
That's a sign that it's time to lose some weight, you mastodon. It should be easy in new York. First walk around the city for a couple hours. Notice how I said walk and not zoom around on your Rascal. Your kankles will ache, your legs will chafe, and you'll sweat **** tons of grease, but dont give up. That's about 500 calories burned right there. Add in all the bobbing and weaving through that giant crowd of people on an average New York day, that's another 600ish calories. Do this for about six months and cut out the daily lard burger intake by 90% and you'll be able to get your fat ass in the door without a comically oversized shoehorn.
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#107 - lamarsmithgot (12/10/2015) [-]
i bet the toilet just goes right up her ass
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