Lahey's Shit Analogies Comp. Not as many people liked the Rickyisms comp as I thought would, so I'm trying a new Mr. Lahey's Shit analogies comp. If you guys li
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Lahey's Shit Analogies Comp

Not as many people liked the Rickyisms comp as I thought would, so I'm trying a new Mr. Lahey's Shit analogies comp. If you guys like it enough, I will make a second because there is plenty more to do it with. All the credit for the definitions goes to the The Dicshitnary by John Dunsworth, the actor who plays Mr. Lahey. A link to his book on his website is below if you want to buy it. Thanks errbody. Let me know what you think.

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Jim Lathe 's Shit Anata ies Com
Like the apple of discord which when introduced into a nation,
church, family, or other society, produces dissension among its
members.
Shitish] : The fecal vortex that yawns under the cosmic shit rope
wherein the detritus of humanos shites slide.
Shit Bird: Belonging to the family (shit crow), It is brown in
color, six to twelve inches in length and has a voice like the telling of
the shit bell.
Shit Balls: Lumps of bad luck hurled by shirtstorm troopers during shit
tornados, shit tycoons, shit storms, and shit blizzards,
Shit : A cake with the appearance of a tasty dessert, but in reality
is made of shit, and in all other important ways is nothing mere than a
pile of shit in cake' s clothing,
Shit called testing clock, keeps time by means of a
farting carillon.
Barracked Shit Machine : A gun barrel configured to shot
back at the shitier that fires it, i. e., instant karma.
Shit Empire:. -it pile of shit that is big it becomes populated with a
civilization that eyeless the capacity for interstellar trawl and uses it
to spread its sht throughout the galaxy.
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#4 - justthisonceiguess (04/07/2014) [-]
This is a nice fuckin' comp right there.
This is a nice fuckin' comp right there.
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