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LOL MATHS PICKUP LINES
By: calculatexplain
Be sure to ADD a comment with your funniest pickup line and the best 1s will be added in my next content.
wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to
your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because
it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and
net the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could
investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what' s your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate
my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell yeu' re , which by
the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental
Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking
righte
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I' d like to plug my solution into your equation.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let' s let
velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to
go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are net
with me.
I don' t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a You
substitution?
I can figure out the square met of any number in less
than 10 seconds. What? You don' t believe me? Well,
then, let' s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly
your nermal?
Hey... nice asymptote.
i' m net being obtuse, but yeu' re acute girl.
I don' t know if yeu' re in my range, but I' d sure like to
take you back to my domain.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because yeu' re acutely.
My love for you is like “ s... exponentially growing.
I' ll take you to your limit if you show me your end
behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
The derivative of my love for you is o, because my
love for you is constant.
I' m good at math... let' s add a bed, subtract eur
clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Our love is like dividing by awe... you cannot define it.
If you were a graphics calculator, i' d look at your
curves all day long!
I' been secant you for a long time.
If I' m sine and yeu' re cosine, wanna make like a
tangent?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar
coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a
magnitude and a direction.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which
exists a Cauchy sequence that does net converge
My love for you is a monotonically increasing
unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of
linear equations.
I heard yeu' re good at algebra  Could you replace my
it without asking Y?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder
than calculus.
i' ll take you to the limit as it approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name en
my calculator!
Let' s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
You must be the square met of two because I feel
irrational around you.
Let me integrate eur curves so that I can increase eur
volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote  i
always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of
vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I' d be
really hard, and yeu' d be doing me en the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve  it' s unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal  it goes en forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up
function because it is always increasing. we' re going
to assume this concave up function resembles so
that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theere because i want to
intersect and union you
got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, yeu' re sweeter than pi.
If you were sin" and I was , then tegether
we' d make one.
Baby, yeu' re like a student and I' m like a math beek...
you solve all my
problems!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because
you can' t differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
Thanks 4 reading ADD a comment below
featuring your funniest pickup line.
The Best Ones will be added in my next
content!
THUMB
your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because
it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and
net the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could
investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what' s your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate
my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell yeu' re , which by
the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental
Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking
righte
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I' d like to plug my solution into your equation.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let' s let
velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to
go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are net
with me.
I don' t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a You
substitution?
I can figure out the square met of any number in less
than 10 seconds. What? You don' t believe me? Well,
then, let' s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly
your nermal?
Hey... nice asymptote.
i' m net being obtuse, but yeu' re acute girl.
I don' t know if yeu' re in my range, but I' d sure like to
take you back to my domain.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because yeu' re acutely.
My love for you is like “ s... exponentially growing.
I' ll take you to your limit if you show me your end
behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
The derivative of my love for you is o, because my
love for you is constant.
I' m good at math... let' s add a bed, subtract eur
clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Our love is like dividing by awe... you cannot define it.
If you were a graphics calculator, i' d look at your
curves all day long!
I' been secant you for a long time.
If I' m sine and yeu' re cosine, wanna make like a
tangent?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar
coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a
magnitude and a direction.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which
exists a Cauchy sequence that does net converge
My love for you is a monotonically increasing
unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of
linear equations.
I heard yeu' re good at algebra  Could you replace my
it without asking Y?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder
than calculus.
i' ll take you to the limit as it approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name en
my calculator!
Let' s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
You must be the square met of two because I feel
irrational around you.
Let me integrate eur curves so that I can increase eur
volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote  i
always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of
vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I' d be
really hard, and yeu' d be doing me en the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve  it' s unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal  it goes en forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up
function because it is always increasing. we' re going
to assume this concave up function resembles so
that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theere because i want to
intersect and union you
got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, yeu' re sweeter than pi.
If you were sin" and I was , then tegether
we' d make one.
Baby, yeu' re like a student and I' m like a math beek...
you solve all my
problems!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because
you can' t differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
Thanks 4 reading ADD a comment below
featuring your funniest pickup line.
The Best Ones will be added in my next
content!
THUMB
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#4

hawaiianhappysauce (04/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Some of these are bad, and mathematically inaccurate. I will go through each one:
1. A derivative is the slope, not the actual tangent line.
2. Concave up functions decrease then increase, so it doesn't always increase.
3. Just bad / not big math problems
4. Just bad / not big math problems
5. Just bad / not big math problems
6. Just bad / not big math problems
7. Integrating natural log is easy... I don't see why you need a woman's help.
8. Just bad / not big math problems
9. The fundamental theorem of calculus is not really that fascinating.
10. Just bad / not big math problems
11. The number of digits in pi are never ending, but it is bounded so that isn't a good one.
12. Just bad / not big math problems
13. Why bother make both of them go to infinity? Why not leave one constant and let the other go to infinity? If anything having time go to infinity = both of you die.
14. Just bad / not big math problems
15. Most women won't get the u / you substitution joke.
16. Didn't we have a similar one before this using pi?
17. The use of the "squeeze theorem" and polynomials is so bad that I have no response. If anything it makes me angry.
18. Just bad / not big math problems
19. Just bad / not big math problems
20. I will admit, this one made me chuckle.
Continued...
1. A derivative is the slope, not the actual tangent line.
2. Concave up functions decrease then increase, so it doesn't always increase.
3. Just bad / not big math problems
4. Just bad / not big math problems
5. Just bad / not big math problems
6. Just bad / not big math problems
7. Integrating natural log is easy... I don't see why you need a woman's help.
8. Just bad / not big math problems
9. The fundamental theorem of calculus is not really that fascinating.
10. Just bad / not big math problems
11. The number of digits in pi are never ending, but it is bounded so that isn't a good one.
12. Just bad / not big math problems
13. Why bother make both of them go to infinity? Why not leave one constant and let the other go to infinity? If anything having time go to infinity = both of you die.
14. Just bad / not big math problems
15. Most women won't get the u / you substitution joke.
16. Didn't we have a similar one before this using pi?
17. The use of the "squeeze theorem" and polynomials is so bad that I have no response. If anything it makes me angry.
18. Just bad / not big math problems
19. Just bad / not big math problems
20. I will admit, this one made me chuckle.
Continued...
#3

xxnegociatorxx (04/13/2014) []
Some of these were bad:
"... which by the way are all perfect squares." Wow, that was hot.
"... which by the way are all perfect squares." Wow, that was hot.