# LOL MATHS PICKUP LINES

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wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to

your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because

it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and

net the 7 digits of your phone number?

I wish I was your second derivative so I could

investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what' s your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate

my natural log?

By looking at you I can tell yeu' re , which by

the way are all perfect squares.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental

Theorem of Calculus.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking

righte

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

I' d like to plug my solution into your equation.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let' s let

velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to

go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are net

with me.

I don' t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a You-

substitution?

I can figure out the square met of any number in less

than 10 seconds. What? You don' t believe me? Well,

then, let' s try it with your phone number.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly

your nermal?

Hey... nice asymptote.

i' m net being obtuse, but yeu' re acute girl.

I don' t know if yeu' re in my range, but I' d sure like to

take you back to my domain.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because yeu' re acutely.

My love for you is like “ s... exponentially growing.

I' ll take you to your limit if you show me your end

behavior.

Can i explore your mean value?

The derivative of my love for you is o, because my

love for you is constant.

I' m good at math... let' s add a bed, subtract eur

clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

Our love is like dividing by awe... you cannot define it.

If you were a graphics calculator, i' d look at your

curves all day long!

I' been secant you for a long time.

If I' m sine and yeu' re cosine, wanna make like a

tangent?

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar

coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a

magnitude and a direction.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which

exists a Cauchy sequence that does net converge

My love for you is a monotonically increasing

unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of

linear equations.

I heard yeu' re good at algebra - Could you replace my

it without asking Y?

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder

than calculus.

i' ll take you to the limit as it approaches infinity.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name en

my calculator!

Let' s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

You must be the square met of two because I feel

irrational around you.

Let me integrate eur curves so that I can increase eur

volume

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i

always tend towards you.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of

vectors.

I wish i was your problem set, because then I' d be

really hard, and yeu' d be doing me en the desk.

My love is like an exponential curve - it' s unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes en forever.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up

function because it is always increasing. we' re going

to assume this concave up function resembles so

that slopes is actually increasing.

I hope you know set theere because i want to

intersect and union you

got more curves than a triple integral.

Honey, yeu' re sweeter than pi.

If you were sin" and I was , then tegether

we' d make one.

Baby, yeu' re like a student and I' m like a math beek...

you solve all my

problems!

My friends told me that I should ask you out because

you can' t differentiate. Do you need math help?

Wanna expand my polynomial?

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your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because

it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and

net the 7 digits of your phone number?

I wish I was your second derivative so I could

investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what' s your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate

my natural log?

By looking at you I can tell yeu' re , which by

the way are all perfect squares.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental

Theorem of Calculus.

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking

righte

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

I' d like to plug my solution into your equation.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let' s let

velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to

go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are net

with me.

I don' t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a You-

substitution?

I can figure out the square met of any number in less

than 10 seconds. What? You don' t believe me? Well,

then, let' s try it with your phone number.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly

your nermal?

Hey... nice asymptote.

i' m net being obtuse, but yeu' re acute girl.

I don' t know if yeu' re in my range, but I' d sure like to

take you back to my domain.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because yeu' re acutely.

My love for you is like “ s... exponentially growing.

I' ll take you to your limit if you show me your end

behavior.

Can i explore your mean value?

The derivative of my love for you is o, because my

love for you is constant.

I' m good at math... let' s add a bed, subtract eur

clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

Our love is like dividing by awe... you cannot define it.

If you were a graphics calculator, i' d look at your

curves all day long!

I' been secant you for a long time.

If I' m sine and yeu' re cosine, wanna make like a

tangent?

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar

coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a

magnitude and a direction.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which

exists a Cauchy sequence that does net converge

My love for you is a monotonically increasing

unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of

linear equations.

I heard yeu' re good at algebra - Could you replace my

it without asking Y?

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder

than calculus.

i' ll take you to the limit as it approaches infinity.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name en

my calculator!

Let' s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

You must be the square met of two because I feel

irrational around you.

Let me integrate eur curves so that I can increase eur

volume

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i

always tend towards you.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of

vectors.

I wish i was your problem set, because then I' d be

really hard, and yeu' d be doing me en the desk.

My love is like an exponential curve - it' s unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes en forever.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up

function because it is always increasing. we' re going

to assume this concave up function resembles so

that slopes is actually increasing.

I hope you know set theere because i want to

intersect and union you

got more curves than a triple integral.

Honey, yeu' re sweeter than pi.

If you were sin" and I was , then tegether

we' d make one.

Baby, yeu' re like a student and I' m like a math beek...

you solve all my

problems!

My friends told me that I should ask you out because

you can' t differentiate. Do you need math help?

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Thanks 4 reading ADD a comment below

featuring your funniest pickup line.

The Best Ones will be added in my next

content!

THUMB

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