DSP Goes To Mcdonalds Steriti me Anon ) 07: 3931 E
NDSP gees to Mcdonalds
Welcome to Mcdonalds, what would you like to order?"
HHOLY FUCK! This is taking much time! Den’ t franchisee know I gs to Mcdonalds ferried? Net Storyy
sir, what would you like?"
TTHE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? How am I supposed to know what I want? Yeah, real fair. Make ME decide what I want to get. How the fuck am I supposed to even know what you HAVE? HUH? HAVE YOU EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?
There' s a above you sir"
new you tell me. Thanks alot, RESTAURANT
HOSP leeks at the menu fer a couple of hours, gets tired, and then brings out a burger king menu)
Bythe time it takes him to do this, there is sameone else in line)
H WOW, WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT? HOW IS THIS FAIR? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TC) KNOW THAT SOMEBODY WOULD HACK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?
Hey buddy, you were taking a couple of hours"
YYEAH, LIKE THATS MY FAULT! WHY IS IT MY FAULT THAT THE MCDONALDS DIDNT JUST TELL ME WHAT I WANTED TC) BEGIN WITH?
C) k, you big cry baby. Go in frend of me, if it matters THAT much to you"
TTHANK YOU. THANK YOU SC) MUCH- I don' t understand why you couldn' t done that BEFORE I walked in, but whatever. Yes, I' ll have a uh, extra cheese and-
I' m sarry sir, we don' t serve Whoppers here"
TTHE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? You know what, fuck you! I don' t need Mcdonalds! I don' t even need feed! Fuck you!
HOSP is outside ofthe mcdonalds eating a half rotten cheese burger out ofthe dumpster)
VWHAT THE FUCK AM I EATING? WHAT IS THIS HP GARBAGE? WHY THE FUCK DIDNT ANYONE WARN ME THIS WOULD TASTE SC) BAD?
DSP Goes to Mcdonalds Part I Storytime Anon ) : 00 E
Essentually dsp has to shit out said rotten burger
NDSP enters the bathromm and sits en the closed lid, pants up
WC) C) C) C) W, THE SHIT JUST COMES OUT? NOBODY TOLD ME THAT
proceeds to struggle with his pants fer about thirty minutes
WWOW YOU HAVE TC) -) N- THEM TC) GET THEM TC) COME OFF? NOBODY TOLD ME THAT
pants down, sees Dickies legs
AN( ATHER PLUG FOR DICKIES HUEHUEHUEH'
back down en closed lid
all ever it
WC) C) C) C) C) W, I HAVE TC) -RASE THE LID-? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, WHO’ D THINK OF THAT
Appends two hours smearing shit all sheathe lid and screaming. Finally, his friend L. Stream cames in and helps him raise it.
PEC) PLE ARE SAYING I NEEDED HELP WITH THIS PART BUT I DIDNT'
in toilet water.
NDSP arrives in hell in toilet water.
WHAT A GENERICALLY EVIL PLACE '
AN( ATHER PLUG FOR SATAN'
UH WHATEVER I CAME HERE FOR THE ETERNAL SUFFERING NOT THE STORY, '
WWOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS FIRE IS HOT NOBODY TOLD ME THAT
WWHO THE FUCK WOULD THINK THIS MAGMA RIVER WOULD BURN MY VERY SOUL’
URHH PITCHFORKS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TORMENTING OR FARMING HUAHUEHUAHUE’
WWOW WHERE THE FUCK IS SATAN DID ANYONE EVEN TEST THIS?'
en earth, Phil' s body is returned to life, as if something violently rejected him he the afterlife.