Knock, knock!. . Jedi/ s Witnesses Do you have a monti. to bulk about The Forth? You will open the door. You will listen.. "How can the Force be real if our eyes aren't real?" I'm sorry.
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Do you have a monti. to bulk about The Forth?
You will open the door.
You will listen.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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User avatar #1 - sinery (12/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"How can the Force be real if our eyes aren't real?"
I'm sorry.
#9 - sparkypotato (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read "Do you have a minute to talk about The Force" in Obi-Wan's voice, "You will open the door." in Mace Windu's voice and "You will listen." in Anakin's. Anyone else have that happen to them?
User avatar #5 - enemyoftrn (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually, a more appropriate term is the Unifying Force's Witness.
To be specific, there is no absolute Light or Darkside of the Force, the Force is whole and it only reflects what is inside us. To find the Balance within the Force is to find balance within us. I hope the Jedi realize this...
What the hell am I doing? Trying to justify my view on the Force to a bunch of fictional characters?
#24 - evanxzile (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jedi can't love.
I'd rather be a Sith.
#22 - mr skeltal (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If someone does not post a Vader pic accompanied by "I find your lack of faith disturbing" then I have lost all hope for this site.
User avatar #19 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/02/2013) [-]
The thing is, they can literally ******* choke you to death with there religion. (therefore factual evidence) Oh the horrible and sexy things I'd do to the people I hate.
User avatar #18 - murrlogic (12/02/2013) [-]
OK Mace and Obiwan can come in.

No Anakin you stay the **** outside! Dont you ******* start throwing a Tantrum at me.
User avatar #28 - douevensax (12/02/2013) [-]
I liked phantom menace more than the second movie of the original 3
User avatar #23 - hellsjester (12/02/2013) [-]
only if i can learn that lighting **** lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt
User avatar #21 - scandaldog ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
wouldn't have to tell me twice ;D
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User avatar #17 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
funny thing their is a religion about jedi and the force en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism
User avatar #13 - deadlydong ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what i thought while reading this:
>pussy or the force mhmm?
>I can have pussy and the force but look where that got anikan....
>il go with force.
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