Knock, knock!. . Jedi/ s Witnesses Do you have a monti. to bulk about The Forth? You will open the door. You will listen.. "How can the Force be real if our eyes aren't real?" I'm sorry.
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Jedi/ s Witnesses
Do you have a monti. to bulk about The Forth?
You will open the door.
You will listen.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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User avatar #28 - douevensax (12/02/2013) [-]
I liked phantom menace more than the second movie of the original 3
#24 - evanxzile (12/02/2013) [-]
Jedi can't love.
I'd rather be a Sith.
User avatar #25 to #24 - fizzor (12/02/2013) [-]
It's not that they can't, it's just discouraged because it can lead to negative emotions, like anger or hatred, which in turn makes it easier for a jedi to succumb to the dark side.
User avatar #26 to #25 - romeosdistress (12/02/2013) [-]
It's not necessarily love that does these things, it's attachment.
User avatar #23 - hellsjester (12/02/2013) [-]
only if i can learn that lighting **** lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt
#22 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
If someone does not post a Vader pic accompanied by "I find your lack of faith disturbing" then I have lost all hope for this site.
#31 to #22 - ivroht (12/02/2013) [-]
Grumpycat too
#30 to #22 - ivroht (12/02/2013) [-]
No, really, we all do.
#29 to #22 - ivroht (12/02/2013) [-]
For you:
User avatar #21 - scandaldog ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
wouldn't have to tell me twice ;D
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User avatar #19 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/02/2013) [-]
The thing is, they can literally ******* choke you to death with there religion. (therefore factual evidence) Oh the horrible and sexy things I'd do to the people I hate.
User avatar #18 - murrlogic (12/02/2013) [-]
OK Mace and Obiwan can come in.

No Anakin you stay the **** outside! Dont you ******* start throwing a Tantrum at me.
User avatar #17 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
funny thing their is a religion about jedi and the force en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jediism
User avatar #13 - deadlydong (12/02/2013) [-]
what i thought while reading this:
> ***** or the force mhmm?
>I can have ***** and the force but look where that got anikan....
>il go with force.
User avatar #27 to #13 - romeosdistress (12/02/2013) [-]
You can have ***** so long as you don't get overly attached to it. Basically if you're a Jedi, you can whore out to your heart's content.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - linktheherooftime (12/02/2013) [-]
**linktheherooftime rolls 0,472** You can only use the digits 1-9 when rolling.
User avatar #12 to #11 - brotherhood (12/02/2013) [-]
**brotherhood rolls 356,969,296**
#9 - sparkypotato (12/02/2013) [-]
I read "Do you have a minute to talk about The Force" in Obi-Wan's voice, "You will open the door." in Mace Windu's voice and "You will listen." in Anakin's. Anyone else have that happen to them?
User avatar #15 to #9 - nozepicker (12/02/2013) [-]
i read this in your moms voice while i **** her faget

im sorry
User avatar #5 - enemyoftrn ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Actually, a more appropriate term is the Unifying Force's Witness.
To be specific, there is no absolute Light or Darkside of the Force, the Force is whole and it only reflects what is inside us. To find the Balance within the Force is to find balance within us. I hope the Jedi realize this...
What the hell am I doing? Trying to justify my view on the Force to a bunch of fictional characters?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ivroht (12/01/2013) [-]
Apparently!
User avatar #7 to #6 - enemyoftrn ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
But it still grate on my nerve that after a bloody war(in EU), that the ever Galaxy faced, against an extra Galactic invaders, who apparently is outside the Force(the Jedi can't sense them in the Force), a religious revelation(sort of) about the Force for the Jedi who fought in that war (as I said above, there is no Darkside, the Force only reflects what is inside us) The Jedi went back to their old ways of believing that the Dark Side is effing entity that exist somewhere.
Its like the authors or George Lucas don't want to believe that human can be evil in nature, or that human can truly change. Its like they wanted to blame a supernatural act for the evil that their characters does instead of being guilty of it themselves...
User avatar #1 - sinery (12/01/2013) [-]
"How can the Force be real if our eyes aren't real?"
I'm sorry.
User avatar #16 to #1 - alphagex (12/02/2013) [-]
how can your comment be real if my eyes aren`t
in fact how I`am i typing this if my eyes aren`t real

No seriously how?
#4 to #1 - ivroht (12/01/2013) [-]
Chameleons are proof positive The Force exists.

#3 to #1 - dragx (12/01/2013) [-]
How can our eyes not be real if the force is?
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