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#14 - guanyu (01/05/2016) [-]
Of course he'd fund him, he's keeping his best customers alive.
#53 - Marker (01/06/2016) [-]
#124 to #53 - suttballion (01/06/2016) [-]
Mr. House is always watching.
User avatar #1 - coloredfolks (01/05/2016) [-]
**** the penny
User avatar #97 to #1 - corsairjoshua (01/06/2016) [-]
The thing about getting rid of the penny is that you kinda have to get rid of all cash. Or somehow everything has to be priced in such a way that taxes will always create a bill that ends in $.05 or $.10.

Which means it's basically time for the science fiction world of Credits.
#115 to #97 - whatswrongwithanon (01/06/2016) [-]
We will have to ROUND! The horror!

The USA had a coin called the half-penny (or ha'-penny, if you want to sound like a prick. Which I do occasionally.) They abolished it because it didn't have enough buying power to justify it's existence. This was in the 1850's. Yes, the unenlightened antebellum times. It had more buying power than the current dime does.
User avatar #103 to #97 - leorio (01/06/2016) [-]
Or just round everything
#169 to #103 - temporalguardian ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Leorio bringing the money advice.
User avatar #106 to #97 - biglez (01/06/2016) [-]
Australia got rid of our 1 and 2 cent coins years ago. Works fine so don't be afraid of change.
User avatar #125 to #106 - therealtjthemedic (01/06/2016) [-]
I think being afraid of change is exactly what started this issue.
#170 to #144 - dedge (01/06/2016) [-]
Is he being sent to a punitentiary?
User avatar #171 to #144 - therealtjthemedic (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh no, am I being punished?
I need an attorney, I'm not that good at jokes, or law. I forgot that one about a guy walking into something, and failed the bar exam.
#105 to #97 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Death to Pennies

Getting rid of the penny is not nearly as much of an issue as people think it is.

Canada nixed their penny back in 2012 and nothing bad happened as a result. Pennies are still legal tender, but when you spend them they're reclaimed to be removed from circulation. Prices for electronic transactions (via PayPal or paying with a credit/debit card) haven't changed and cash transactions are rounded to the nearest 5 cents.
User avatar #120 to #97 - lordlolland (01/06/2016) [-]
Haha, no. You don't need to get rid of cash, just round everything up or down so it fits your coins.
In Denmark we have no coin smaller than 0.5 Krone.
.25 to .74 are rounded to nearest .50 and .75 to .24 are rounded to nearest .00

This means you sometimes pay a little less and sometimes a little more when using cash, it evens out in the end. Electronic payments are still right on the money.

Fun fact:
Krone, the Danish currency, means "Crown" and our cents are called Øre which means "Ear".
This leads to the age old joke; "How much money does the King/Queen have? 1 Crown and 2 Ears"

Interesting but slightly more boring fact:
Sweden, Norway and Iceland all have currencies with similar names due to the Scandinavian monetary union 1873-1914
#129 to #120 - joppo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
in norway we have no smaller than 1,00 krone.
a beer cost 33,90 or 33,50 but we pay 34 kroner
User avatar #133 to #129 - lordlolland (01/06/2016) [-]
Please tell me that 34NOK is for a fancy beer, a 1L bottle or something, otherwise that is a horrendous price to pay for a beer.
#136 to #133 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
1 USD = 8.9Kr

34kr is actually cheap for a 0.5L beer if you buy it at a restaurant.
User avatar #146 to #136 - lordlolland (01/06/2016) [-]
For a restaurant yes, but I was thinking in the lines of store bought beer where it would be horrendously expensive by Danish standards.
Here, brand-name beer like Carlsberg and Tuborg can be had at as little as 11DKK per liter in stores. While cheap store-brand beer can be had at as little as 6DKK per liter.
User avatar #149 to #133 - joppo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
nope, the facy **** is 38,- and up
User avatar #150 to #149 - lordlolland (01/06/2016) [-]
Are those prices for store bought or served at bars/restaurants?
Because I find it nearly unbelievable that you would have such high beer prices in stores.
User avatar #151 to #150 - joppo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
its store prices. you get beer under 30, but who wants to drink that ****
bars are closer to 100,- for 0,5L
i make my own alcohol cuz that **** is for the rich ppl
User avatar #152 to #151 - lordlolland (01/06/2016) [-]
All of a sudden, smuggling good beer to Norway and selling it cheap seem like a good job opportunity.
User avatar #153 to #152 - joppo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
hehe, ill order 200L right now
#160 to #153 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
because of the tax on beer, it's culture to go to Sweden to buy it cheaper!!
User avatar #59 to #1 - sixspence (01/06/2016) [-]
its only a matter of time old friend...
User avatar #93 to #59 - valigar ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
you deserve moar thumbs.
#2 to #1 - TrekieTwo (01/05/2016) [-]
If you say so.
#3 to #2 - alwaysscaroused (01/05/2016) [-]
as if i don't already have enough fetishes
#101 to #3 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
There is always room for one more, friend.
#42 to #2 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
More like in God we lust
User avatar #80 to #42 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
Pretty sure that's a deadly sin.
#138 to #2 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Come to Papa
User avatar #62 to #2 - shinyarmor ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
MEGAAAAAAAAAAA MILK
User avatar #57 to #2 - johrny (01/06/2016) [-]
In god we thrust.

Yiiiihaw!
#6 - captainbalu ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Back in a time when the lands lay covered in forests where gods and spirits dwelled, and man and beast lived in harmony.
User avatar #43 to #6 - oddfrogman (01/06/2016) [-]
love that movie
User avatar #157 to #6 - daniboyi (01/06/2016) [-]
and then the fire nation attacked.
#25 to #6 - jamesisawesome (01/05/2016) [-]
Brilliant.
User avatar #50 to #6 - xsap (01/06/2016) [-]
"but dad, i dont want to manage a hotel, i want to make animes"
#102 - catburglarpenis (01/06/2016) [-]
> none of these facts kiss ass
> not a single ass was kissed

why you lie to us op?
#155 to #102 - grandzora (01/06/2016) [-]
she's cute
User avatar #175 to #155 - catburglarpenis (01/06/2016) [-]
No one that eats that many carbs in a single sitting can be considered cute.
User avatar #85 - therockofshame ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I agree that loopzoop is one of the best bands ever.
#5 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Walking compared to sitting. Getting more oxygen to your brain (i.e. providing it with fuel) makes it work better. Go figure.

Then again, I'm curious how they measure "creative thought output".
User avatar #34 to #5 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
in percentage, of course
User avatar #76 - idkijustdo (01/06/2016) [-]
loop zoop
User avatar #45 - ADeadlYLepricoN (01/06/2016) [-]
Okay, see, I know its not their fault that they got lucky, but to me, those 38 people have a responsibility to medicine. They should at least be studied, in the hopes that that genetic mutation can one day be manipulated for the good of the millions upon millions who very much do suffer from and are prone to arterial clogging.
#91 to #45 - toothface (01/06/2016) [-]
That probably already happened when it was discovered. However I don't think anyone has any obligation to do any such thing, even if it made them into superman. I hope they got compensated for it if they want to help out though.
#156 - stokey ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
>opened in 718
>operating for 1300 years

it's 2018 guys
#23 - sedativechunk (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
**sedativechunk used "*roll picture*"**
**sedativechunk rolled image** mfw when "chopping wood"
#27 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Your body has anthropologically evolved to pretty much revolve around exercise; your brain and body are absurdly adaptive to immense pressure due to needing to figure out how to flank animals or outrun them despite being in the midst of intense activity.
All for thousands of years.
This is pretty old info, too.

There's a reason why artists and programmers walk so much.
Either a really old study... or a rather pointless study that doesn't teach us much.
#113 to #27 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Hey, no need to be cynical. I feel like the general public could learn something from this sort of research (however antiquated or obvious it may seem).
User avatar #127 to #27 - therealtjthemedic (01/06/2016) [-]
Even if something seems obvious, unless you test it, there's no definitive proof.
The study isn't pointless.
#104 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
GET THESE COMMIE BASTARDS TO AMERICA RIGHT ******* NOW

WE WILL BREED THE **** OUT OF THEM AND BECOME A NEW RACE OF SUPER AMERICANS

TAKE THAT BONGS YOUR BURGER JOKES MEAN NOTHING NOW.
User avatar #143 to #104 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
no ****** lok x rwby fanfic pic?
I'm dissapointed!
#89 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Source on the wood chopping fact?
User avatar #58 - trapposternohomo (01/06/2016) [-]
Bush is now literally both a verb and a noun

Nice
#145 to #58 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd like to see your bush if you know what I mean ;)
#41 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
The one about the monk and Archemedes's writings wasn't true when it first spread around the internet. It isn't true now. I don't understand why people believe KickassFacts when they rarely have any valid proof behind them.
User avatar #99 to #41 - dvmaster ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
#9 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/05/2016) [-]
too bad, excluding a couple of songs, that all Led Zeppelin stuff sounds the same.
#24 - dzaovnied (01/05/2016) [-]
This ******* **** .
Making my intonation go ↗ while reading the first sentence thinking that I was going to read something about that monk and the putting a ******* period.
User avatar #107 to #24 - Elk (01/06/2016) [-]
It is about that monk.
User avatar #186 to #107 - dzaovnied (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah but "A monk who had taken a book, erased the content, and wrote over it [just farted]" not "A monk who had taken a book, erased the content, and wrote over it."

Maybe I'm wrong
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