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#7 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
>Florida
>"accidentally" honoring the guy who killed MLK
Sure, I totally believe them.
User avatar #95 to #7 - zanybruh (12/24/2015) [-]
you seem to forget that Florida is mostly people from up north.
#100 to #95 - thraxas (12/24/2015) [-]
yup either old people or the children of old people that moved down there and/or ****** spring breakers ..especialy in lauderdale thats almost as big a spring break spot as miami
#4 - evilkingganon (12/23/2015) [-]
This is how you troll
User avatar #61 to #4 - elcreepo (12/24/2015) [-]
You also fund and plan a plot to destroy two of the US' most international buildings
#117 to #61 - sarcasticone (12/24/2015) [-]
**sarcasticone used "*roll picture*"**
**sarcasticone rolled image**Fail
User avatar #121 to #117 - jakotad (12/24/2015) [-]
That roll tho
#106 to #61 - flogme ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Are you retarded?
User avatar #138 to #106 - elcreepo (12/24/2015) [-]
Apparently if you make a statement and people thumb you down out of agreement with others, it makes you retarded.

It was 3 am, so it wasn't my best post.
#145 to #138 - flogme ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Well you're confusing Saddam with Bin Laden. Maybe have an idea what you're talking about before you make a public comment
User avatar #146 to #145 - elcreepo (12/26/2015) [-]
Well considering most people think Saddam was the one who supported the terrorists
#147 to #146 - flogme ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
And millions believe Jesus really was the son of god, just because many think it doesn't make it any less retarded
#113 to #61 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
wong guy
#78 to #4 - ledneustadt (12/24/2015) [-]
I want to own this so, so badly.
User avatar #79 to #4 - savageoro (12/24/2015) [-]
....just get someone who isn't muslim to destroy the book
#97 to #79 - internetnick (12/24/2015) [-]
If I hire a hitman, I'm still a criminal
#122 to #97 - skebaba ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Except it's not a crime. It's a sin.
User avatar #125 to #79 - salihzzz (12/24/2015) [-]
we can burn it i don't even know where people get this ****
User avatar #66 to #4 - runescapewasgood (12/24/2015) [-]
it can be burned
#34 to #4 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Ironic since the Quean itself is very clear in how to properly dispose of a Quran. The Quran must be left at the bottom of a river until all the writing disappears from the pages, it can then be treated like any other book.

Or, if you lack a river, bury the thing, it's biodegradable.
User avatar #8 to #4 - hatedpanda (12/23/2015) [-]
Its actually permissible to destroy a quran if it is in bad condition or has otherwise been corrupted, either by fire or by washing the pages of its ink, or by burying it deep in the ground. This kickassfact is more of a kickassassumption.
The Quran hasnt been destroyed because it is seen as a testament to the brutality of Saddam and the perverse nature of his beliefs.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Quran
User avatar #59 to #8 - temporalguardian (12/24/2015) [-]
Why not just kickassumption?
#17 to #8 - abdullahmag (12/23/2015) [-]
^ this
The method Qur'ans are permitted to be destroyed with is by burning, and i don't see how this one is different.
#26 - cysco (12/23/2015) [-]
so a woman reported missing was found in her house..
User avatar #110 to #26 - Deavas (12/24/2015) [-]
Huh she must be Osama bin Laden
User avatar #46 to #26 - komandantmirkoo (12/24/2015) [-]
the article i found (i'm croatian) says she was actually dead for 35 years.

she was a total recluse and a bit of a loon, so no one suspected she might have died. also she was apparently saying she was going on a trip / moving away so that also might be a reason nobody found her.

people who knew her said she was both very private and timid, but also very aggressive and not liked much by the other neighbours.

someone kept paying her electricity bills up until 3 months before her body was found, and there were no gas bills since gas wasn't used there for 35 years
#123 to #46 - skebaba ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Possibly the murderer???? Perfect way to hide a crime for a long time.
#14 - gabeinated (12/23/2015) [-]
the face of no regrets
#24 - gentlemanofbacon (12/23/2015) [-]
the goat one
User avatar #137 to #24 - trollzoll (12/24/2015) [-]
Is this guy the new Boba Fett?
#84 to #24 - sphincterface (12/24/2015) [-]
Did someone say traitor?
#11 - europe (12/23/2015) [-]
I ******* hate the ******** in these things

The quran can simply be buried, and this **** can't be used by humans as source of energy because it cannot be phosphorylated by hexokinase, the first enzyme in the glycolysis pathway.
User avatar #41 to #11 - wrpen (12/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly ******* why it's safe for diabetics, idiot. It has none of the literal effects of sugar while retaining the sensory effects.
User avatar #15 to #11 - dorg (12/23/2015) [-]
It is a sweetener.
#12 to #11 - stepank (12/23/2015) [-]
thats exactly the point though, it tastes the same, but doesnt damage your teeth.
also nice copy paste from wikipedia ^^
User avatar #13 to #12 - europe (12/23/2015) [-]
Thanks, I take a lot of pride in my copy+pasting skills
User avatar #44 - vegitolikesnipples (12/24/2015) [-]
"I'm going to purge the demons from your sick child, bring the coke"

"We're out of coke, is Pepsi ok?"

How to start civil war

#38 - randaxkull ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I bet that faggot kisses girls.

Honestly, I'm surprised no one beat me to this.
User avatar #67 to #38 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/24/2015) [-]
>41 AD
>not having a gay lover
User avatar #81 to #67 - elenalkarnur (12/24/2015) [-]
IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR!
User avatar #1 - samples (12/23/2015) [-]
Why did no one look in the woman's house to find her? I know authorities don't like to go search for adults, but, at least go to the house!
User avatar #94 to #1 - masterboll (12/24/2015) [-]
she probably moved houses without anyone knowing
#22 - greyhoundfd (12/23/2015) [-]
As if that's not what he was going for the whole time.
#109 to #43 - zmranger (12/24/2015) [-]
MFW everytime I'm coming to FJ.
User avatar #5 - fuzzyballs (12/23/2015) [-]
there is zero proof of Romans actually setting pigs on fire to scare elephants in battle
it's just a gameplay feature from Total War: Rome
User avatar #93 to #47 - fuzzyballs (12/24/2015) [-]
a tiny wikipedia page doesn't prove anything
do you really think those pigs who are set on fire will run all the way across the open field to scare those elephants, and even if they did manage to run straight forward, do you think they'd live long enough to reach it? **** off
#98 to #93 - comradewinter (12/24/2015) [-]
Soak them in oil and fire blunt fire arrows at them after you send them off? Don't put them on fire?

There are records of multiple weapons used in ancient warfare, one of them being scorpions fired at enemy ships in naval battles. Supposedly powerful mirrors were used by Carthage to set Roman sails ablaze. Wouldn't surprise me if some people thought pigs would be a good idea if they were established to scare elephants.
User avatar #101 to #98 - fuzzyballs (12/24/2015) [-]
ah yes
that's how mirrors work
#104 to #101 - comradewinter (12/24/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes#Heat_ray

You really don't like history, do you?
#92 to #5 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
>Set all your pigs on fire
>Pigs die before battle
>Your army gets crushed by elephants
>Enemy enjoys nice victory bacon
#2 - ranoche (12/23/2015) [-]
roman polanski's fw
#58 - manholefreddy (12/24/2015) [-]
What are you, some type of faggot?
#36 - thelastelephant (12/24/2015) [-]
If this were still enforced, Budweiser wouldn't exist.

Why it isn't being enforced is a mystery to me.
#107 to #36 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Because consuming alcohol does not make you tough.
User avatar #48 to #36 - buddywuggle (12/24/2015) [-]
Murder charges.
Watering beer should be an exception though.
#124 to #48 - skebaba ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Except it wouldn't be murder if it was still illegal. It would be a punishment for a crime.
#74 - sheiladikshit (12/24/2015) [-]
oh i see the resemblance, now
User avatar #75 to #74 - sheiladikshit (12/24/2015) [-]
just how i like my women

silent
#42 - brobyddark (12/24/2015) [-]
It's a win/win situation here. Pigs die before they reach the elephants? Drag 'em out and have pork for dinner. Pigs reach the elephant? Congrats. You win a battle.
#69 to #42 - bellbottomshark (12/24/2015) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** You're not going to be eating that pork if you don't stop those elephants. And if you kill the elephants why not eat them. Mmmmmm, elephant steak wrapped in bacon.
User avatar #70 to #69 - brobyddark (12/24/2015) [-]
Because you're not killing the elephant, you're scaring them away. And you could eat the pig if you failed- you'd just have to be very quick about running away.
#71 to #70 - bellbottomshark (12/24/2015) [-]
**bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** Ok that sounds reasonable. So how are we Roman-style killing this elephant so we can eat our bacon/elephant steaks?
User avatar #73 to #71 - brobyddark (12/24/2015) [-]
Exploding peanuts.
#16 - thearcher (12/23/2015) [-]
I don't get the Asian breakdown one - is it because they're expecting Paris to be magical place when in reality it's just like any other living and breathing city? Only with awesome architecture everywhere of course
User avatar #114 to #16 - whistleandrun (12/24/2015) [-]
I imagine weeaboos have the same reaction in tokyo
User avatar #32 to #16 - thesovereigngrave (12/24/2015) [-]
It's really just an extreme form of culture shock.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
#19 - guanyu (12/23/2015) [-]
muslim leaders' fw
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