King of kings. Not oc, just thought i'd spread the good word of Ron. The best quotes by Ron Swanson 16 oz Tyrone and a 24 as powerhouse Also, washy and a my lam
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King of kings

King of kings. Not oc, just thought i'd spread the good word of Ron. The best quotes by Ron Swanson 16 oz Tyrone and a 24 as powerhouse Also, washy and a my lam

Not oc, just thought i'd spread the good word of Ron

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User avatar #155 to #7 - lolzordz (12/24/2013) [-]
does he actually say that? because in the series he's actually very generous about sharing his teachings and he does seem to like helping people secretly
User avatar #2 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
"that's the food my food eats" - Ron Swanson when offered salad.
User avatar #112 to #2 - cacachaud (12/24/2013) [-]
Too bad he is just an actor who didn't write his script
User avatar #143 to #112 - irevolutions (12/24/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson is the character
#23 - darkchoc (12/23/2013) [-]
It scares me to think of how different he would look without a moustache
#25 to #23 - endospore ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#80 to #25 - hazardpay (12/23/2013) [-]
the baby face rule even applies to him
#150 to #25 - meinneger (12/24/2013) [-]
Jesus christ it's Michael from GTA 5
#142 to #25 - darkchoc (12/24/2013) [-]
Dear god he looks so... normal. Not sure how to react to this
User avatar #133 to #25 - cacachaud (12/24/2013) [-]
i always thought this mustache was made with the pube of his mom
#128 to #25 - John Cena (12/24/2013) [-]
#56 - sweetpayback (12/23/2013) [-]
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#1 - stonythebear (12/23/2013) [-]
you are a good sir
User avatar #134 to #1 - cacachaud (12/24/2013) [-]
What's the white stuff on his beard? sperm?
#87 - zellboom (12/23/2013) [-]
its safe to say i now have a role model
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#101 - matexius (12/23/2013) [-]
DAT Moustache...   
   
 Majestic as a....well
DAT Moustache...

Majestic as a....well
#72 - mmmilovemeth (12/23/2013) [-]
I love Ron '			********		 Swanson
I love Ron ' ******** Swanson
User avatar #135 to #72 - cacachaud (12/24/2013) [-]
too bad he is just an actor who don't write his own script
User avatar #31 to #6 - mistafishy (12/23/2013) [-]
Does this actually exist?
#22 - hairibar (12/23/2013) [-]
Seems legit, OP
#29 - avatarsarefornoobs (12/23/2013) [-]
any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are *ADORABLE
User avatar #61 - theluppijackal ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
No matter how many times I see the party platter line, I still giggle
'I know what I'm about son'
everytime man
#170 - shants (12/24/2013) [-]
How do I get to the **** ?
#185 to #170 - justaghoster (12/24/2013) [-]
while ryderjbudde has a point, in the meantime, youve got to be logged in to see it. look in the top left hand corner on the screen in the little box with RSS feeds and other thingies in it. bottom right option in the box says **** boards. pick your preference and happy fapping.
User avatar #171 to #170 - FightClub (12/24/2013) [-]
by killing yourself and going to an actual porn site
User avatar #175 to #170 - ryderjbudde (12/24/2013) [-]
This guy asks all the right questions.
User avatar #94 - nucularwar (12/23/2013) [-]
He's off on the small dogs thing, my dogs are both 40ish pounds and they're full sized animals. If a dog is too big to fit in a purse then I like that dog.
User avatar #96 to #94 - whiteusername ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Are they female?
User avatar #99 to #96 - nucularwar (12/23/2013) [-]
yes. My parents don't like male dogs for whatever reason.
User avatar #106 to #99 - whiteusername ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Makes sense, females are always smaller. I have boxers, they are medium sized dogs, the females are 45-50 lbs, and the males weigh 75-80 lbs
User avatar #107 to #106 - nucularwar (12/23/2013) [-]
One of my friends house sits for someone who has his dog's littermate. His dog is male and huge, the littermate is female and (also huge) but not nearly as big
#108 to #94 - John Cena (12/23/2013) [-]
No, he is not off. He is spot on, you need to reevaluate what you think are "full sized animals."
#35 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
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#93 - yuukoku (12/23/2013) [-]
>having cookies and milk right now   
>realize this is skim milk   
>MFW
>having cookies and milk right now
>realize this is skim milk
>MFW
User avatar #115 to #93 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/24/2013) [-]
Skim milk
50% water
50% 2% milk
User avatar #116 to #115 - yuukoku (12/24/2013) [-]
50% 2%?

wat?
User avatar #117 to #116 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/24/2013) [-]
50% 2%, otherwise known as a half of a gallon of milk
#119 to #118 - yuukoku (12/24/2013) [-]
k
k
User avatar #121 to #119 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/24/2013) [-]
damn, the ban hammer will be strong on you tonight.
User avatar #122 to #121 - yuukoku (12/24/2013) [-]
Uh, no it won't? This has been posted half a million times. I've never been banned by it because it doesn't show anything at all.

Besides that, real milk tastes way better. I wish they would stop buying me this **** .
User avatar #123 to #122 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/24/2013) [-]
*high five* **** YEAH REGULAR MILK, STRONG BONES AND **** !
User avatar #157 to #119 - shadowbreech ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I don't know whether to request the sauce or ask wtf so I'll do this
Whats the sauce on this w.t. ******* ?
#164 to #157 - yuukoku (12/24/2013) [-]
Ryuuko Denpa, ****** dicks.
User avatar #120 to #118 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (12/24/2013) [-]
yup, so in my opinion, skim milk tastes like someone dumped half a gallon of 2% milk out, filled the rest with water, and slapped a "skim milk" sign on it. But, that's just me, it tastes better/different to different people.
#180 - dinosoor (12/24/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me why posted gifs aren't appearing, it's starting to bug me.
#184 to #180 - justaghoster (12/24/2013) [-]
thank god its not just my laptop freaking out
#188 to #184 - dinosoor (12/24/2013) [-]
Well pictures don't load either unless I place my mouse over the blank area so I have no idea what's up then.
#189 to #188 - justaghoster (12/24/2013) [-]
have you tried a different browser? i usually hate firefox, but when i checked it worked on there.
#190 to #189 - dinosoor (12/24/2013) [-]
Firefox actually worked to solve this issue, thanks for clearing that up for me.
#191 to #190 - justaghoster (12/24/2013) [-]
de nada
User avatar #186 to #180 - progenitormimic (12/24/2013) [-]
I dunno, but they show up on my laptop, so the issue's probably on your end
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