King of kings. Not oc, just thought i'd spread the good word of Ron. The best quotes by Ron Swanson 16 oz Tyrone and a 24 as powerhouse Also, washy and a my lam
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King of kings

Not oc, just thought i'd spread the good word of Ron

The best quotes by Ron Swanson
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powerhouse Also, washy
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Any dag under fifty pounds is is cat and cats are useless
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User avatar #2 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"that's the food my food eats" - Ron Swanson when offered salad.
#7 - pappathethird (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I started watching this show because of the captions I see of it on FJ
3/10, do not recommend
User avatar #11 to #8 - neutralgray (12/23/2013) [-]
I read your opinion.
3/10, not recommended.
#23 - darkchoc (12/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It scares me to think of how different he would look without a moustache
#25 to #23 - endospore ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
-13
#49 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
User avatar #57 to #49 - TheHutchie (12/23/2013) [-]
It truly bothers me just how dedicated you are to being a sort of mild nuisance on this site.

I mean, you go ahead and do it, but it's been weeks and yet here you are, still being vaguely annoying.

Masturbating vigorously for hours is more productive than what you do here, and that's saying something - however, I am forced to applaud your determination to be the very best somewhat irritating "that guy" that this site has ever known.
#67 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm starting to think I'm the only one that is on FJ that hates this guy and most of his quotes.
#73 to #67 - mmmilovemeth ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm starting to think you should leave
I'm starting to think you should leave
#1 - stonythebear (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you are a good sir
#29 - avatarsarefornoobs (12/23/2013) [-]
any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are *ADORABLE
#15 - Womens Study Major (12/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
fake Dwight.
#26 to #15 - kibbleking (12/23/2013) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
#56 - sweetpayback (12/23/2013) [-]
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#87 - zellboom (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
its safe to say i now have a role model
#101 - matexius (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
DAT Moustache...   
   
 Majestic as a....well
DAT Moustache...

Majestic as a....well
#72 - mmmilovemeth ONLINE (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love Ron '						********					 Swanson
I love Ron ' ******** Swanson
#6 - pappathethird (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #61 - theluppijackal (12/23/2013) [-]
No matter how many times I see the party platter line, I still giggle
'I know what I'm about son'
everytime man
#36 - randtherrin (12/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There is nothing un-manly about straight Vodka...
User avatar #63 to #53 - sheenaandjanie (12/23/2013) [-]
Alright, dude. We get it with the Everclear.
#22 - hairibar (12/23/2013) [-]
Seems legit, OP
User avatar #147 - iviogic (12/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Can't we all just get that Ron Swanson is a faggot?
#152 to #147 - thempc ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
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"iviogic" really, ******* really?!! so now we not only have *********** , we have impersonators of *********** . what the **** is happening to this site?
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