Kickstarters. Source: Dorkly. HOW TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL VIDEOGAME KICKSTARTER STEP 1 SET A REASONABLE, ATTAINABLE GOAL FOR HOUR SIMPLE PROJECT STEP 2 HAHA ser WI  kickstarter Dorkly
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HOW TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL VIDEOGAME
KICKSTARTER
STEP 1
SET A REASONABLE, ATTAINABLE GOAL FOR
HOUR SIMPLE PROJECT
STEP 2
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GOAL FOR HOUR HUGE, QUICKSCOPE
MASTERWIG/ T GAME
STEP 3
GATHER HOUR TEAM FROM A POOL OF PEOPLE
WHO ARE WILLING TO WORK FOR PEANUTS
UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF SOMEONE WHO
HAS NEVER DEALT WITH AWNING ON THIS
SCALE (HOW
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STEP 4
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STEP 5
SET A TOTALL‘: I BELIEVABLE DELIVER': I DATE
so PEOPLE WILL GET PI/ MAED EARLS
STEP 6
GET THOSE PHAT STACKS/
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GET, LIKE, HALF OF THOSE PHAT SUCKS
TAKEN KICKSTART ER FEES AND TAXES
STEP 8
COWER HELPLEASE': I AS IT SLOWLY BEGINS
TO DAWN ON HOU THAT EMU HAVE AN
INCREDIBLE NAIVE UNDERSTANDING OF
GAME DEVELOPMENT, AND EMU ARE SOLE}!
RESPONSIBLE FOR WASTING THOUSANDS
UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND
COUNTLESS MANWHORES
STEP 9
ABANDON SHIP AND CANCEL THE GAME, AS
HOU’ RE NOW A BROKEN SHELL OF THE PERSON
MU ONCE WERE - BEFORE HOUR DREAMS
CRASHED AND BURNED AROUND EMU AND
HOUR REPUTATION AND SENSE OF H
WERE DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD.
KICKSTARTER
IT' S LIKE PROVENDERING A GAME
THAT HAS, LIKE, A 10% CHANCE
OF EVER EVEN EXISTING!"
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