Kickass Facts Part 22
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poshblobfish [OP](12/26/2015) [+] (10 replies)
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#30 to #21
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omghekilledkenny (12/27/2015) [-] **omghekilledkenny used "*roll picture*"**
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I got it real gold condoms, and dildos for the Indian housewife.
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I got it real gold condoms, and dildos for the Indian housewife.
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lunchablespizza (12/26/2015) [-] For those that don't know Rodrigo Duterte is running for President of the Philippines.
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thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] >2030
>US industry under Emperor Trump is booming
>Running low on gold, however
>Invades the DesigNation
>American forces contend with the Indian military in the streets
>Standard house-by-house clearing operation to seize the women's gold
>Everything going to plan, but not as much gold as expected is being collected
>We meet the hero of this story
>John White, one of the elite troopers codenamed The Unstumpables (TM)
>Has just grabbed a necklace from a housewife as she was taking a dump on the living room floor
>passes a pristine ******* as he makes his escape
>can't understand how such a large nation could still be so primitive
>"I mean, it's the current year!" he thinks
>points at it while looking at the woman and says "POO IN LOO" before running outside to head to the next house
>hears rumbling in the distance, followed by a huge BOOM only two doors down
>Our hero instinctively jumps behind a nearby wall, thanking walls for being an American ally for the last 14 years
>it's definitely not a tank, he thinks
>enemy artillery has already been eliminated
>what could it possibly be then?
>Morbid curiosity causes him to get a better look at the source of the rumbling
cont.
>US industry under Emperor Trump is booming
>Running low on gold, however
>Invades the DesigNation
>American forces contend with the Indian military in the streets
>Standard house-by-house clearing operation to seize the women's gold
>Everything going to plan, but not as much gold as expected is being collected
>We meet the hero of this story
>John White, one of the elite troopers codenamed The Unstumpables (TM)
>Has just grabbed a necklace from a housewife as she was taking a dump on the living room floor
>passes a pristine ******* as he makes his escape
>can't understand how such a large nation could still be so primitive
>"I mean, it's the current year!" he thinks
>points at it while looking at the woman and says "POO IN LOO" before running outside to head to the next house
>hears rumbling in the distance, followed by a huge BOOM only two doors down
>Our hero instinctively jumps behind a nearby wall, thanking walls for being an American ally for the last 14 years
>it's definitely not a tank, he thinks
>enemy artillery has already been eliminated
>what could it possibly be then?
>Morbid curiosity causes him to get a better look at the source of the rumbling
cont.
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thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-] >no
>it's impossible!
>he'd refused to believe the rumors
>India has been selling its gold en masse to fund devastating ********** weapons research, determined to become a >superpower by 2030
>This explained everything
>Why US forces hadn't collected much gold yet
>Why, despite open defecation still being an issue, White had seen barely any actual **** on the ground
>especially since, according to intel, this was a >designated ******** street
>but what horror stood before him, you ask?
>None other than one of the new **** Harvesters
>Using turds collected from the open, these mechanical beasts could power themselves for long periods of time
>Supercompressed ***** could be fired as pellets to kill infantry either through penetration or through the noxious fumes
>Of course, since it was in a >designated ******** street it may as well have been firing rockets
>While the ghastly thing readies another shell he takes the opportunity to fire at it with all he has
>But it’s no use, its armor is too thick
>What will John White of the Unstumpables (TM) do?
>thinks of his qt3.14 Aryan wife back home
>He has to come out of this alive, but how?
>Begins praying to Emperor Trump, asking for his blessing
>throws a grenade over the wall, not daring to peek around it lest his head gets blown off
>He hears a terrifying explosion
>whatever that thing just fired must have been huge to make such a colossal sound
>”That’s it then, I’m done for” he thinks
>the wall, however, remains intact
>realising this, John White begins praising Trump for the strength he gives to walls, as he always had done
>the incessant rumbling had stopped, however, replaced by a thundering sound
>His comrades appear in a chopper above him, saying “We have to get out of here, this area’s too dangerous!”
>”Two miracles in a minute? Truly, Trump is protecting me this day” mumbles John White
>As he jumps in and flies off, he sees a crater where the Harvester used to be
>He realises what had happened
>The grenade had detonated right next to the turd-pressurization chamber, combining its explosive force with that of the **** being released and obliterating the horrible thing
>”God bless America, the greatest nation on Earth” says John White, with a tear in this eye and a smile on his face
>it's impossible!
>he'd refused to believe the rumors
>India has been selling its gold en masse to fund devastating ********** weapons research, determined to become a >superpower by 2030
>This explained everything
>Why US forces hadn't collected much gold yet
>Why, despite open defecation still being an issue, White had seen barely any actual **** on the ground
>especially since, according to intel, this was a >designated ******** street
>but what horror stood before him, you ask?
>None other than one of the new **** Harvesters
>Using turds collected from the open, these mechanical beasts could power themselves for long periods of time
>Supercompressed ***** could be fired as pellets to kill infantry either through penetration or through the noxious fumes
>Of course, since it was in a >designated ******** street it may as well have been firing rockets
>While the ghastly thing readies another shell he takes the opportunity to fire at it with all he has
>But it’s no use, its armor is too thick
>What will John White of the Unstumpables (TM) do?
>thinks of his qt3.14 Aryan wife back home
>He has to come out of this alive, but how?
>Begins praying to Emperor Trump, asking for his blessing
>throws a grenade over the wall, not daring to peek around it lest his head gets blown off
>He hears a terrifying explosion
>whatever that thing just fired must have been huge to make such a colossal sound
>”That’s it then, I’m done for” he thinks
>the wall, however, remains intact
>realising this, John White begins praising Trump for the strength he gives to walls, as he always had done
>the incessant rumbling had stopped, however, replaced by a thundering sound
>His comrades appear in a chopper above him, saying “We have to get out of here, this area’s too dangerous!”
>”Two miracles in a minute? Truly, Trump is protecting me this day” mumbles John White
>As he jumps in and flies off, he sees a crater where the Harvester used to be
>He realises what had happened
>The grenade had detonated right next to the turd-pressurization chamber, combining its explosive force with that of the **** being released and obliterating the horrible thing
>”God bless America, the greatest nation on Earth” says John White, with a tear in this eye and a smile on his face
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brothergrimm (12/27/2015) [-] ****** right, i'd vote for him too. Skeletorexplains you could take a lesson from this guy if you're gonna take over FJ
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anotherponyaccount ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] I would think he already knows of Mayor Duate
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ninjaroo ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] I don't think so. In other western countries, apologizing is an admission of fault. When I say "I'm sorry", unless I'm being sympathetic what I'm telling you is "I acknowledge that I have done you wrong and will endeavor not to do so in the future." And when it comes to finding fault in someone for the purpose of punishment, if you can prove someone admitted it was their fault then the case is closed.
#27
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vladi (12/27/2015) [-] And to think I've accidentally taken the wrong train in the past once or twice. I am more stupidiererir than a dog.
#48 to #10
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sphincterface (12/27/2015) [-] Uh...how old are you then?
Or am I just retarded and I assumed you went to Kindergarten together.
Or am I just retarded and I assumed you went to Kindergarten together.
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deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-] Live in the Philippines.
Can confirm.
This is the City of Mindanao.
They just kill criminals there.
Including petty child pick-pockets.
They put them all in a field. And not just drug lords and traffickers. Rapists, murderers, adults, children, disabled, homeless, beggars, and shoot them all in a mass grave every week.
It's a woman that runs it now though.
Can confirm.
This is the City of Mindanao.
They just kill criminals there.
Including petty child pick-pockets.
They put them all in a field. And not just drug lords and traffickers. Rapists, murderers, adults, children, disabled, homeless, beggars, and shoot them all in a mass grave every week.
It's a woman that runs it now though.
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deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-] Anyone that summarily executed homeless people and children are evil ***** .
#61 to #59
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deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-] Utopia?
LOLOLOL
The Philippines is a post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare! lol
LOLOLOL
The Philippines is a post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare! lol
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beldepinda (12/27/2015) [-] But... Why do you have a flag of what I suppose Germany's and a German username? And that is pretty ****** up, for major crimes I am for death by excution. But not for beggars/ petty thieves
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deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-] I am German.
But my family is not from Jewmoney. They left before the current country was formed.
It is a nostalgic symbol of the Old Ways of Germany.
But my family is not from Jewmoney. They left before the current country was formed.
It is a nostalgic symbol of the Old Ways of Germany.
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oinos (12/27/2015) [-]
The country is a ****** place.
-People still fight electrical fires with water, and die for stupidity there.
-Likewise the common knowledge of people is lacking. Most have no sanitary ideals.
-The jail system is rediculous, as they just stack as many people fit into a room shoulder to shoulder and let them linger there till death, while ******** and pissing on themselves. Nothing is afforded to a prisoner. In this way it's better that they die. Lesser mercies and all.
-Scream out the word Monkey. See what happens. Have a nice, though short, life.
-Marriage is only a bit holy to them. People will still have tourist lovers and second or third husbands as means to making money. They do not care for the moral obligations too much.
-Majority of the countries islands are filth riddled pockets of the world where trash lines the streets and people squatting to take a **** randomly in public is still acceptable.
-The same water they rinse their hands with before meals is the exact same water they rinse their hands with after hand-wiping their asses. The health concerns here need not be explored further.
-They think all countries are inferior. Any insistence to other fact is immediately shot down.
-The vast majority I know of are leeches. They come to another country to get married or get jobs, then send home 3/4 or more of their income directly back into the country, which is still so dumb that they squander the money and are unable to stop being poor even when so well afforded. As for the marriage of foreigners ideal, the consideration is that on marriage you now pay not only for your wife, but for all extended family as well.... in which case good luck on a single income paying for 20-60+ peoples needs and being always told you are inferior or having jokes made in taggalo or illicano behind your back for being the foreigner and being non Filipino.
The whole of the Philippines is something I am bias to disliking just by proxy. Some of them are cool as **** , but those are the ones often long dislocated and disillusioned with their country. Most Filipinos I know hate other Filipinos, and perhaps that's where I get my dislike of them.
-People still fight electrical fires with water, and die for stupidity there.
-Likewise the common knowledge of people is lacking. Most have no sanitary ideals.
-The jail system is rediculous, as they just stack as many people fit into a room shoulder to shoulder and let them linger there till death, while ******** and pissing on themselves. Nothing is afforded to a prisoner. In this way it's better that they die. Lesser mercies and all.
-Scream out the word Monkey. See what happens. Have a nice, though short, life.
-Marriage is only a bit holy to them. People will still have tourist lovers and second or third husbands as means to making money. They do not care for the moral obligations too much.
-Majority of the countries islands are filth riddled pockets of the world where trash lines the streets and people squatting to take a **** randomly in public is still acceptable.
-The same water they rinse their hands with before meals is the exact same water they rinse their hands with after hand-wiping their asses. The health concerns here need not be explored further.
-They think all countries are inferior. Any insistence to other fact is immediately shot down.
-The vast majority I know of are leeches. They come to another country to get married or get jobs, then send home 3/4 or more of their income directly back into the country, which is still so dumb that they squander the money and are unable to stop being poor even when so well afforded. As for the marriage of foreigners ideal, the consideration is that on marriage you now pay not only for your wife, but for all extended family as well.... in which case good luck on a single income paying for 20-60+ peoples needs and being always told you are inferior or having jokes made in taggalo or illicano behind your back for being the foreigner and being non Filipino.
The whole of the Philippines is something I am bias to disliking just by proxy. Some of them are cool as **** , but those are the ones often long dislocated and disillusioned with their country. Most Filipinos I know hate other Filipinos, and perhaps that's where I get my dislike of them.
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ledneustadt (12/27/2015) [-] I've never considered the accomplishments of this nature to be "kickass facts." Give me something interesting that I was previously unaware of, not an explanation of what soldiers do throughout their career, of which I am already aware.
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affix (12/27/2015) [-] Not everyone are call of duty heroes. Medals are given because you did something above and beyond what everyone else does. It's almost like winning awards or trophies.
How many trophies do you have? Not very commonplace now is it?
Those stories deserve to be there as much as any other thing. For some reason FJ hates seeing the same things from the same category a few times.
How many trophies do you have? Not very commonplace now is it?
Those stories deserve to be there as much as any other thing. For some reason FJ hates seeing the same things from the same category a few times.
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oinos (12/27/2015) [-]
You were previously aware of this guy? What else are you omniscient about?
You understand that knowingly he was going into a suicide job and came out alive? That's not every soldier ever. Nor is the medals part.
That thing hanging on his neck is for valor. It's extremely rare.
Given that he almost kicked the bucket he probably also has a purple heart for being wounded.
As for sniping the whole enemy force with one bullet? Yeah. If he had a ******* gun. He had a knife. He set the precedent for the vidya game badasses before vidya games even came about. Give him at least some respect.
You understand that knowingly he was going into a suicide job and came out alive? That's not every soldier ever. Nor is the medals part.
That thing hanging on his neck is for valor. It's extremely rare.
Given that he almost kicked the bucket he probably also has a purple heart for being wounded.
As for sniping the whole enemy force with one bullet? Yeah. If he had a ******* gun. He had a knife. He set the precedent for the vidya game badasses before vidya games even came about. Give him at least some respect.
#75 to #58
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anotherponyaccount ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-] Look up Simo Hayha - he was the most methodical sniper I know of
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ChewyConor (12/27/2015) [-] The hand dryer one still bugs me because there are loads of different types now which I know have a lot better air filters, air flow etc.
Sure, I'll believe one of the old ****** push-button dryers increases your hand bacteria by 255% but I don't believe that's true of a Dyson Airblade or one of the other high-powered new ones.
Sure, I'll believe one of the old ****** push-button dryers increases your hand bacteria by 255% but I don't believe that's true of a Dyson Airblade or one of the other high-powered new ones.
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immatakeaduty (12/27/2015) [-] it doesn't matter. it's moving air from a filthy environment around your wet hands.
it may filter things as they come out, but as soon as that air mixes with the environment around it, it is contaminated.
it may filter things as they come out, but as soon as that air mixes with the environment around it, it is contaminated.
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ChewyConor (12/28/2015) [-] That's not the mechanism they're talking about though. They're saying that bacteria grows inside the machine itself, which then gets blasted all over your hands. If properly filtered there shouldn't be any problem whatsoever.
If it was simply coming into contact with bathroom air that was the problem, drip-drying in a bathroom would be just as bad, and they'd have to keep paper towels in a sealed air-tight unit and even then you're supposed to ignore the paper towel coming into contact with bathroom air once it's been pulled out.
If it was simply coming into contact with bathroom air that was the problem, drip-drying in a bathroom would be just as bad, and they'd have to keep paper towels in a sealed air-tight unit and even then you're supposed to ignore the paper towel coming into contact with bathroom air once it's been pulled out.
