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#1 - evilhomer (10/17/2015) [-]
"Pssst.... Hey kid, wanna vasectomy?"
#4 to #2 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Well obviously he understood what his destiny was.
User avatar #52 to #2 - tarabostes (10/18/2015) [-]
What the **** man?
#22 - worldatarms (10/18/2015) [-]
mfw the death star one
#7 - majormoron (10/17/2015) [-]
833,000 years huh?

And where exactly did they get that "fact" from?

I mean correct me if I'm wrong but do they have figures for how many people worked on it? How many hours a day they put into the construction. The skill of the people working on it? If you had enough people you could probably get it constructed way quicker than this. This number is complete ******** and they just pulled it out of their add. Kickass facts, more like_ **** out of our ass_ facts.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Pharonix (10/17/2015) [-]
They used the production rate of iron / steel.

They took how much material we actually make a year, and converted it into a size that the death star would potentially be.

The 833,000 years is due to our rate of material acquisition.
#12 to #10 - majormoron (10/17/2015) [-]
Our rate? Why in the world would we use our rate. First of all there's only one planet in our solar system with human life forms and we can only harvest from our planet materials like iron/steel.

On the other hand, the empire has control of way more planets and people

According to Wookiepedia

"The Galactic Empire's territory at its peak consisted of some one and a half million member and conquered worlds, as well as sixty-nine million colonies, protectorates and puppet states spread throughout the entire galaxy, stretching from the borders of the Deep Core to at least Wild Space."

So i guess if you wanted to you should take the number of production we are capable of and multiply it by around at least 60% of what the empire had, trying to take into account the planets that might not have the material to make iron/steel, as well as taking into account the amount of people in the rebellion, which while was vast, was nothing compared to the vast forces of the Empire.

Basing the time it took to make the Death Star on the production rate of ONE planet is like basing the time you should cook a muffin based on a wedding cake.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Pharonix (10/17/2015) [-]
The 833k years was the amount of time it would take EARTH to make a death star.

They were using EARTH's rate of production.

it's based off of if EARTH decided to make a Death Star

This is also assuming we live in a universe where the galactic empire doesn't exist
User avatar #16 to #13 - majormoron (10/18/2015) [-]
Well then that really needs to be stated. That's what threw me off. I guess when they said this i was thinking of how long it took the Empire and I just had the ******** alarm go off in my head.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Pharonix (10/18/2015) [-]
i agree, all they needed to do was say,

"It'd take Earth 833,000 years"

That''d fall on kickassfacts.com to supply the correct context.
It's a boo-boo on their part.
#18 to #17 - majormoron (10/18/2015) [-]
Agreed. Have a pleasant day there chap
User avatar #19 to #18 - Pharonix (10/18/2015) [-]
you too brother
User avatar #14 to #12 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
This is exactly what i thought when i read this, holy **** .
#11 to #10 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
he's right.

Pretty much it would be way quicker if we had the materials to make a moon sized star destroyer, but it'd be impossible to have that much right on hand at any given time
#6 - trolololer (10/17/2015) [-]
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**trolololer rolled image** The last one: but why...
#56 to #6 - aguycalledlee (10/18/2015) [-]
mine's more solid
#8 to #6 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Because reboots suck ass and ruin nostalgia.
User avatar #38 to #8 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Remakes are just an addition to the story you want more of. Sometimes they are good, and sometimes bad. There is nothing to lose from the bad ones, they don't make originals any less good.
User avatar #20 to #8 - trolololer (10/18/2015) [-]
But what if someone actually wants to do a very well-done multi-million dollar kind of reboot?
User avatar #36 to #20 - distortedflare ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Then they should watch back to the future their problem solved no need to waste millions making a movie that already exist. I am looking at the new feminists and SJW approved ghost busters.
User avatar #21 to #20 - creamymcgee (10/18/2015) [-]
Because its never been done before.
User avatar #43 to #21 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/18/2015) [-]
Mad Max: Fury Road was exactly that. So was Dredd (the 2012 one). It can be done, it just takes a lot of work and luck.
User avatar #50 to #43 - zorach ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Those were sequels...
User avatar #58 to #50 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/18/2015) [-]
Mad Max had all different actors and rewrote the story. It was a reboot.

Dredd was all different actors in a different universe than that of the old movie. It was a reboot.

Sequels continue the previous stories with some or all of the previous characters from previous movies. Neither of those are sequels, and red thumbing me won't change that.
#59 to #58 - zorach ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I see point on dredd if (it's in another universe) but Mad Max was just a sequel with an actor with the right age. Of course it has a different story, if it had the same as the ones before it would be a remake.
User avatar #60 to #59 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/18/2015) [-]
A remake doesn't have to have the same story... It literally remakes the movie, which means it may or may not have the same story as it did previously. There's not continuation from the previous Mad Max movies, so how could it possibly be a sequel? There's no continuity aside from the general universe and a man named Max who used to be a cop.
#61 to #60 - zorach ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
The whole point of a remake is to remake the movie but in a modern way...
User avatar #62 to #61 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/18/2015) [-]
Exactly...
User avatar #64 to #62 - zorach ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
So if you make a movie with a different story, different actors and new technology, it's still a remake?
User avatar #65 to #64 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/18/2015) [-]
If it's remaking a previous universe, story (max in aussie wasteland), and character, then yeah I would say so. Not sure why this is such a controversial opinion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - zorach ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
They didn't remake the Mad Max universe, there are even hints throughout the movie that "Max" is actually the wildling kid from the second movie. Even if that's ******** it's still just another one Max's adventures. If you remake a movie you can't change the movie too much, or it just becomes another movie in the series.
User avatar #67 to #66 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/18/2015) [-]
Hmm, that's a fair point I guess; I never picked up that he was supposed to be the wildling kid.
#26 to #20 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Just because something is multi-million dollar doesn't mean it won't be absolutely terrible. Haven't you ever seen most movies?
User avatar #28 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/18/2015) [-]
Why build a Death Star when you can build a Sun Crusher
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sun_Crusher
User avatar #32 to #28 - themagicwizard (10/18/2015) [-]
Man, the expanded universe is so ridiculous.
User avatar #54 to #32 - orangelightning ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Yeah and people complain about why Disney retconned eu
User avatar #41 to #32 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
It really is.
#40 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
... **** . There go my dreams of building a death star.
#5 - theoldfritz (10/17/2015) [-]
Everybody should do this
User avatar #9 to #5 - krynax (10/17/2015) [-]
not everyone has the money tho
#23 to #9 - OtisMcWonderful (10/18/2015) [-]
Emulators cover most everything up through the 5th gen though N64 emulation is still HLE **** and Saturn emulation has stagnated . With a decent PC, some of the 6th gen becomes available through Dolphin and PCSX2. That's what everyone's using for PS2, right? I don't give two ***** about the PS2, so I'm not entirely sure on that.
#44 to #5 - akirafudo (10/18/2015) [-]
i have this:
#45 to #44 - akirafudo (10/18/2015) [-]
and this:
#46 to #45 - akirafudo (10/18/2015) [-]
and this:
#47 to #46 - akirafudo (10/18/2015) [-]
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**akirafudo rolled image**wish me luck, i will do my best
User avatar #57 to #44 - OtisMcWonderful (10/18/2015) [-]
I feel bad for that Super Advantage. I'm glad that both of mine are pristine.

Also, look into some cable management.
#63 to #57 - akirafudo (10/18/2015) [-]
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**akirafudo rolled image**it was like that when i bought it, some advice to restore coloring?
User avatar #68 to #63 - OtisMcWonderful (10/18/2015) [-]
You could try retrobrite.
#69 to #68 - akirafudo (10/18/2015) [-]
will try
User avatar #31 to #5 - bladeboy (10/18/2015) [-]
Why...
#30 - haveldarockjohnson (10/18/2015) [-]
Does he also perform circumcisions?
#37 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
I hope the father didn't make him play the cdi or any of that ****
#27 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
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#55 - xgeneration ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
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Number 2 was just ******* cringe.
Stop being a fedora wearing neckbeard who goes hurr my old games are superior
User avatar #49 - jrockjesse (10/18/2015) [-]
Good on Robert Zemeckis, do you think he will allow a sequel though?
User avatar #53 to #49 - esmebuffay (10/18/2015) [-]
Probably not, he doesn't want to do one without Michael J Fox and his Parkinson's prevents him from committing to being a lead character in a movie. Unless he did it with one of his kids and had Marty as a side character, which I don't see happening based on what he's said, for good or ill the three films are all there will ever be so long as Zemeckis lives.
User avatar #70 to #53 - jrockjesse (10/18/2015) [-]
I am all for a sequel, as for J fox's Parkinson's, its not as bad as it used to be due to the experimental drug he is taking, not to mention its crazy to have them say marty has parkinsons in a sequel I just hope they never ever try to remake it, because you and I both know they will remake it with a female because of this stupid ******* trend, I can see them remaking it with martha mcfly .
#42 - dofyx (10/18/2015) [-]
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#39 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Give that dad a ******* medal or a real "worlds number 1 dad" mug
#34 - nerfhead (10/18/2015) [-]
do we have the laser technology yet to destroy a planet that would go on a real deathstar?
#35 to #34 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
No, but they have come a long way.
The world powers are around 35 years ahead of us in technology.
Simply meaning they won't let us have the new stuff for a while.
User avatar #48 to #34 - fuzzyballs (10/18/2015) [-]
considering how rapidly technology has advanced, give it another 20 years
User avatar #33 - valourinfj (10/18/2015) [-]
Did you just link a kotaku article on this site?
#29 - tobistrigoivii (10/18/2015) [-]
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#25 - mastercolossus (10/18/2015) [-]
i feel sorry for that kid having to play that old teenage mutant ninja turtles game.
User avatar #24 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Zemeckis did approve The Game, which is like a Back to the Future 4.
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