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Kickass Facts Part 15

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User avatar #1 - poshblobfish [OP](10/05/2015) [+] (14 replies)
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#3 - captaingrif (10/05/2015) [-]
The navy seal actually laid down next to him? The absolute mad man
#6 - xskullgirlsx (10/05/2015) [-]
This guy fits the Navy Seal copypasta pretty well
#56 to #6 - frijoles ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
what if the original was written by Demo Dick and the people who copy pasta are the perfect cover for when he finally kills the kiddo!
#77 to #56 - whimsicalmagnus (10/06/2015) [-]
I think you're on to something
#5 - pikumin (10/05/2015) [-]
MFW bonus fact.
#128 to #5 - dgurevich ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
florida...
#101 to #5 - ukulisti ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
I am actually curious.
What does it look like for skin to merge with the sofa?
Why would the skin do that?
User avatar #118 to #101 - deutschblut (10/06/2015) [-]
How did she eat? Poop? Pee?

No one ******* knew she was there???
#122 to #118 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
She goes to the bathroom where she sat. People probably cleaned up after her. Really disgusting conditions.Was a story of a man stuck in a chair for years and he actually had a girlfriend that took care of him. He died so they called police and fire department to get him out, a cop said it was so disgusting he threw away all his clothes he wore that day.
#32 to #21 - clownsplosion (10/05/2015) [-]
WHY WERE YOU LOOKING FOR A THERAPIST AT THE SOUP STORE!?
#34 to #32 - dedze (10/05/2015) [-]
**** YOU
User avatar #2 - assdoreponyfucker (10/05/2015) [-]
How can someone waste their life like that, that's crazy
#99 to #2 - smartythechicken ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
you must be new here
User avatar #124 to #99 - assdoreponyfucker (10/07/2015) [-]
No actually been on this site for over 5 years
#125 to #124 - smartythechicken ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
**smartythechicken used "*roll picture*"**
**smartythechicken rolled image** mfw i am the new guy
User avatar #126 to #125 - smartythechicken ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
the **** did i just roll?
User avatar #9 to #2 - rubiksdodecahedron (10/05/2015) [-]
If he wants to write fictional stories about a guy he made up then why shouldn't he
User avatar #10 to #9 - assdoreponyfucker (10/05/2015) [-]
Talking about the fat ass lady couch
User avatar #11 to #10 - rubiksdodecahedron (10/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I figured as much. I thought my reply would be funny
User avatar #33 to #10 - erotictentacle (10/05/2015) [-]
What is even worse is that she must have been fed, someone even LET her get that fat and immobile.

Had noone taken care of her, she would have to get off of her ass and get food
#25 - ablakguy ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-]
That last one
User avatar #112 to #25 - selfdestructo (10/06/2015) [-]
is there a website for these comics XD
#114 to #112 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
bottom right corner of the image.
User avatar #115 to #114 - selfdestructo (10/06/2015) [-]
didnt see dat :p
#20 - peezle (10/05/2015) [-]
>The serial killer one.
#51 - benjash (10/06/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
>Bonus fact
>Not posting this monstrosity
goddammit this took long to find another one: www.vice.com/read/ryan-comic-268-v16n12
User avatar #86 to #51 - thepizzadevourer (10/06/2015) [-]
You know you've been on the internet too long when your initial reaction is "meh, I've seen worse"
#59 to #51 - thempc (10/06/2015) [-]
joan cornella: heavy breathing
#65 to #51 - graphomaniac (10/06/2015) [-]
What the hell?
#82 to #65 - stickbutt (10/06/2015) [-]
What's this from?
#83 to #82 - graphomaniac (10/06/2015) [-]
Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It's from the first couple episodes. Unfortunately only four OVA's but it's a ******* rollarcoaster.
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#119 to #83 - myreadyassyolk (10/06/2015) [-]
Wow, the game was spoopy but this 			****		 is terrifying!
Wow, the game was spoopy but this **** is terrifying!
User avatar #7 - Dincorta (10/05/2015) [-]
That last one always grosses me out. She became one with the couch. It's like some sort of fat people nirvana, to stay still and eat for so long that you can fool someone into thinking you're furniture.
User avatar #85 to #7 - balor (10/06/2015) [-]
She could have eventually died, and the nutrients from her body would grow a couch potato.
#44 to #7 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm more confused as to how she used the bathroom.
User avatar #46 to #44 - unladenswallow (10/05/2015) [-]
How do you think she became one with the couch?
User avatar #53 to #46 - Dincorta (10/06/2015) [-]
Of course! Nature's adhesive.
#23 - theinternetwizard (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm not going to lie.
This dude has a very impressive resume, but looking him up online most of the dtuff claimed in this picture seems like pure ********
User avatar #91 to #23 - valintina (10/06/2015) [-]
Also, read his book "Red Cell." Basically he labled it as fiction and mentioned that in his book as a way of saying " **** You" to the high ranking officials while he can still tell mostly true stories.
User avatar #97 to #23 - swisscheezit (10/06/2015) [-]
It's worth noting that he wasn't imprisoned for "embarrassing" the government as he claims, he straight up lied about prices when purchasing hand grenades for his unit so he could pocket the extra cash.

User avatar #30 to #23 - csgtsheep (10/05/2015) [-]
He did once manage to go undetected on a nuclear submarine.
I prefer the Navy seal who got himself placed in charge of the ISS by telling the interviewer that what he did best was "kill people with a knife".
#22 - fappening (10/05/2015) [-]
Curries need to stop breeding
#105 to #22 - enlightednatzie (10/06/2015) [-]
>designated ******** streets
User avatar #24 to #22 - kragjorgensen (10/05/2015) [-]
Curries?
#26 to #24 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
Indians.
#27 to #24 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
Indian people.
#14 - badboyscout ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-]
Quite a story, I mean how did she use the toilet?
User avatar #17 to #14 - poshblobfish [OP](10/05/2015) [-]
Probably used bedpans; she had someone who took care of her, bt he was kind of negligent.
#80 - brisineo (10/06/2015) [-]
I guess I now know where they got the inspiration for Jack Bauer.
#41 - finishhimlarry (10/05/2015) [-]
Six years on a couch, eh? Sounds familiar.
Sauce = Gilbert Grape
User avatar #107 to #81 - scowler (10/06/2015) [-]
I know what thread that came from, heh.
#8 - europe (10/05/2015) [-]
So much for the first amendment
#68 to #8 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
They added an asterisk to it in the 1950's.
User avatar #88 to #8 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (10/06/2015) [-]
I mean dont you sign some stuff when you go in to the military saying you wont talk about your missions?
#29 - theoldfritz (10/05/2015) [-]
Being a couch potatoe really grew on her
User avatar #37 to #29 - thesirofponies (10/05/2015) [-]
But who could sit in a pile of 6 years of piss and **** .
User avatar #102 to #37 - theoldfritz (10/06/2015) [-]
Its from Florida
Dont ask me
#76 - floran (10/06/2015) [-]
the first one
User avatar #110 to #76 - garaichu (10/06/2015) [-]
>Showers

HAH
User avatar #58 - theintercourser (10/06/2015) [-]
can someone explain the iPhone one to me?
User avatar #89 to #58 - timmmmmmmmmmmay (10/06/2015) [-]
He was the first person to ever jailbreak an iphone essentially.
#28 - frenzyhero (10/05/2015) [-]
>350Z
Good taste.
However, the rear suspension was never really up to par, 370z really nailed it, though.
#67 to #28 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
350z and 370z really are imo two of the nicest cars made, especially looks wise.
User avatar #35 to #28 - datsheriff (10/05/2015) [-]
Yes, but, dem body lines.
User avatar #38 to #35 - frenzyhero (10/05/2015) [-]
Kinda looks like an egg. I don't like the rear, to be honest. Sides look great. The goal was zero-lift though.
User avatar #40 to #38 - datsheriff (10/05/2015) [-]
The rear could've used a lil' work, but I can't see it with anything else besides a rear glass trunk. It's the same deal with the 240SX.
User avatar #43 to #40 - frenzyhero (10/05/2015) [-]
I just think it's a bit too short of a rear in relation to the nose. It looks much better when dropped a few inches, though.
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