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Keys To Happiness

Trying to be happy t,
by accumulating possessions T _
is like trying to satisfy hunger l, ', "T
by taping sandwiches all over
your body."
George Carlin
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Submitted: 10/01/2013
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#3 - sensitive (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
so... I should shove as many of my possessions as I can, deep inside of me?

I have a relevant .gif but uh...
#1 - sqrbt (10/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #32 - tabarzins (10/02/2013) [-]
So I have to eat my possessions?
Why dont people just make themselves more clear.
User avatar #35 - dapape (10/02/2013) [-]
We must EAT our possessions!
User avatar #24 - lordmoldywart (10/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That is the single most retarded quote I have ever read
#20 - unncommon ONLINE (10/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
George Carlin thread, anybody?
User avatar #5 - aldheim (10/01/2013) [-]
So I should eat all of my things?
#19 - bakinboy (10/02/2013) [-]
so i should eat my possesions
so i should eat my possesions
#39 - Bacula (10/02/2013) [-]
Challenge Accepted.
User avatar #17 - roflstorm ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
So what he's saying is.....i should eat everything i own.
#14 - syntheticwatermelo (10/01/2013) [-]
I now understand the key to happiness because of George Carlin. What I need to do to be happy isn't buy everything, but to buy everything and eat it. That's what I got out of this post.
#49 - latinotornado (10/02/2013) [-]
That is one of the dumbest ******* quotes I have ever read

really George? Comparing FOOD to POSSESSIONS? I didn't know you could eat possessions.
User avatar #44 - hasanaat (10/02/2013) [-]
Well the PS2 made me really happy....
User avatar #38 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
If money can't buy happiness,
you don't know where to shop
User avatar #16 - Crusader (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But it's not like that, everyone measures happiness differently. But for the most part happiness comes from being an expert in something, from learning about something and finding all the information about it and honing your skills to do with that activity.
For some people it's woodworking, to learn how to shape normally useless pieces of lumber into beautiful chairs, and tables and shelves.
For others it's cars, learning how they work, how to make them better, how to make them faster.
For some it's family, how to have a family that loves and trusts each other.

And for some it's making money and running business, not necessarily because they want money, but because they use that as a gauge as to how their business is doing and they like to create the best business they can.
User avatar #58 - misswunderlich (05/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
How ironic, key to happines doesn't load
#55 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Eat my car? With a fork? Deal.
#54 - lolsrsslybro (10/02/2013) [-]
So we should eat our possessions to be happy? GOT IT.
So we should eat our possessions to be happy? GOT IT.
User avatar #37 - inuares (10/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What george carlin was getting at, was that gaining possessions will not bring you bliss. you'll always want more when you should be realizing that everything you need to be happy is provided. The sun, the sky, the birds, the grass, and even the rain.They're all beautiful. gaining possessions is useless, much like taping sandwiches to your body to cure hunger. So, lordmoldywart aidhiem tittylovin and dapape do you feel as though you have a better grasp of the comment?
User avatar #57 to #37 - lordmoldywart (10/02/2013) [-]
You can't compare hunger to gaining possessions, they're two completely different human feelings.

One is necessary to stay alive, one isn't, and none of us really have much control over either feeling
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