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King Harald of Norway vowed to
remain unmarried for life unless he
could marry his true love, the daughter
of a cloth merchant. She became the
Queen of Norway.
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#172 to #29 - peterdivine (10/01/2015) [-]
AHHH, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE

IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH
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#235 to #172 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
Read that in that ******* lady's gruffy ass manlike voice lmfao 10/10
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#9 - sspacecore (10/01/2015) [-]
Pretty convenient for them how they had a Sears on the moon, huh?
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#236 to #9 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
I would like to buy a flag from the moon for 5.50 at sears....
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User avatar #192 to #9 - reeeeeeeeeee (10/01/2015) [-]
Sears
S
Satan
n
Nasa
Nasa can be rearranged into sa an, one letter less than satan
We can conclude that Je fuel can't mel s eel beams
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User avatar #231 to #192 - thenez (10/02/2015) [-]
can'*
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User avatar #21 to #9 - Visier ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Dammit, you beat me to it...
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User avatar #144 to #21 - symmiie ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I'll thumb you for the thought. It's the thought that counts.
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User avatar #114 to #9 - twentyseconds (10/01/2015) [-]
its not even a real flag they planted, they used a fake one! look it up people!
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User avatar #135 to #114 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
They didn't even go to the moon. It was a fake one, LOOK IT UP SHEEPEL!
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User avatar #168 to #135 - vorarephilia (10/01/2015) [-]
America didn't even do the moon landing. they used Mexicans since they were cheaper, LOOK IT UP FGTS
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User avatar #169 to #168 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
And they landed at Mars, since it had more water and was easier.

Check it up sheeple
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User avatar #183 to #169 - italianfrosttroll (10/01/2015) [-]
America actually relocated the city of New York to the moon to ease the faking of the moon landing. This way they could have full sets on the moon, to better fake it. Look it up sheep le.
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User avatar #181 to #169 - relvel (10/01/2015) [-]
And it wasn't even America that did it, it was China. LOOK IT UP SKIPOLE.
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#16 - ibschmitty (10/01/2015) [-]
ayyy lmao
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#207 to #16 - electricclover (10/01/2015) [-]
Those lower lids...
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#63 to #16 - siloimp (10/01/2015) [-]
ayyy lmao
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User avatar #13 - bigblacknegro (10/01/2015) [-]
i guess you'd need a buthanese passport to get marijuana in buthan then.
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#136 to #13 - innocentbabies (10/01/2015) [-]
Bhutanese Passport For those who don't get it.
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User avatar #162 to #136 - obviousxplains (10/01/2015) [-]
oh man its been a while
worth another listen
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#1 - icouldgetsome (10/01/2015) [-]
when you bring your mixtape on the hike
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#102 - ljubav (10/01/2015) [-]
I lost my sense of smell when i was 16-18 and now i am 23 year old.
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User avatar #105 to #102 - ronyx (10/01/2015) [-]
pepsi
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#3 - shadowrated (10/01/2015) [-]
My mixtape's the bomb. That's why iTunes didn't accept it.
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User avatar #28 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Regarding the poor man's generosity vs. the rich man's; Jack London (author of John Barleycorn, The Road, and White-Fang) noted that, during his journey's as a hobo, he found the exact same thing: That poor people were far more generous and giving than rich people ever were, often to the point that while a rich person would give you a piece of bread to eat, the poor would invite you into their house to dine with them.

He theorized that this was because many rich people, born into wealth, could not identify or empathize with those who had little, while poor people knew exactly what it was like to have nothing and would go out of their way to alleviate your suffering.
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#42 to #28 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
They dont give anything away, thats why they are rich. It's that simple
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User avatar #122 to #42 - wersand (10/01/2015) [-]
I hope, for your sake, that that is the stupidest thing you have ever said. Because that's pretty damn stupid.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I think it has more to do with being wise about money, actually.
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User avatar #177 to #28 - admiralen (10/01/2015) [-]
i think it has more to do with people being out to get their money, if a rich person invited a hobo into their house to eat, chances are stuff would get stolen
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User avatar #227 to #177 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
But they could still afford it if it did, no? Besides, it's not like desperate people are picky about what they steal.
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User avatar #228 to #227 - admiralen (10/02/2015) [-]
thieves get no brownie points
if you are poor and invite them for dinner you dont really risk getting robbed since anything they stole wouldnt really get them anything
also if the stuff does get stolen its easily replaced
most rich people give pretty much to charity anyway
and most really rich people give ******** to it cause it helps with taxes and **** like that
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User avatar #229 to #228 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Not back in the day it didn't, old chap. This was back in 1890
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User avatar #230 to #229 - admiralen (10/02/2015) [-]
1890 was a very different world than it is today
back then living conditions were different
cant really draw from experience since i dont know much about 1890 except for that 1800s were the century of porn in sweden
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User avatar #170 to #28 - infinitereaper (10/01/2015) [-]
tl;dr the rich don't give a **** about you (generally)
Explains a lot about corporate America actually.
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User avatar #226 to #170 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
That's not so.

Everyone is capable of empathy, and everyone has it, even the richest of the rich. The issue is that because they have not been in a low down situation, they do not understand the suffering it entails.
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User avatar #234 to #226 - infinitereaper (10/02/2015) [-]
Hence them not giving a **** . (generally)
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#5 - cuteasiangirls (10/01/2015) [-]
A Japanese middle aged man for $10 a hour?

Pssssh
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#131 to #5 - strychnine (10/01/2015) [-]
**strychnine used "*roll picture*"**
**strychnine rolled image** Not even a hj.. pfft
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User avatar #124 to #5 - jengiveshead (10/01/2015) [-]
lol he's **** ugly
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#140 to #5 - yaybacon (10/01/2015) [-]
They coming to America anytime soon?
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User avatar #26 to #5 - hwangnuneo (10/01/2015) [-]
oooooh, vice went to one!
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#120 to #5 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
it's a little weird and a little bit sad.

if that guy goes everyday, I hope they have a loyalty card.
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#84 to #5 - thereverand (10/01/2015) [-]
Holy **** that's sad...
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#66 - nimdatoggaf ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
king harald
>stay unmarried
>not stay virgin


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#185 to #66 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
>Norwegian king mentioned
>swell with dyslexia and boat racing disqualifications
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#20 - harrypottergirl (10/01/2015) [-]
It's gonna suck when that dog dies
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#218 to #20 - tarabostes (10/01/2015) [-]
Then he's just going to enjoy every moment with him on Earth.
All dogs to to Heaven , shut your pessimistic ass up!
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#73 to #20 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Those dogs don't grow that old either so....yeah...it's even sadder
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#19 - strictlycommenting (10/01/2015) [-]
>creating nuclear weapons is against itunes' terms of service
Gee, I wonder why.
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#39 - notmadguy (10/01/2015) [-]
Don't think the doctor meant to say he would survive, it's if he should survive.





ayy lmao
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User avatar #11 - dosburritos (10/01/2015) [-]
The whole "confess a murder to priest thing" only is protected if you confessed in reconciliation, not just talking to them. Although, they would say that your penance would be to turn yourself in.
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User avatar #128 to #11 - truezen (10/01/2015) [-]
amazing how many people on this site talk out of their ass

read breadnsteak 's comments .... he explains it well

and plz stop posting ******** lies as if you were stating facts, you uneducated piece of ****

blocked..

hide all comments..
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#197 to #128 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Haha, wow, I'm not the person you replied to but don't you think you're overdoing it?
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User avatar #70 to #11 - breadnsteak (10/01/2015) [-]
A priest cannot have someone have a penance "turn yourself in". That would break the Sacramental Seal. The priest can give the counsel to turn yourself in because it is the penitent's decision and they should not feel pressured or forced into taking it to the authorities. The priest is/should be a neutral position when it comes to counseling. As a penance it breaks the integrity of what the sacrament is truly about.
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#4 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Ehhh, I think I'll pass. Not much use in having a car if I get culturally enriched to death while I'm out test-driving it.
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#90 to #4 - ghostofnignaz (10/01/2015) [-]
******* kill yourself you worthless piece of nonswede ****
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#159 to #90 - crazyeyedbioll (10/01/2015) [-]
Have the correct one fam
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#93 to #90 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
I already said I'm not buying into the program, 'migo.
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User avatar #95 to #90 - twistedrider (10/01/2015) [-]
Well, look at that. Sweden going all-out, castrating themselves and losing Finland.

Guess this is why we say swedes don't have balls.
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#148 to #95 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Disses Sweden, Animu profile pic, from Norway. Nothing new here.
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User avatar #179 to #90 - krobeles (10/01/2015) [-]
I went to Sweden once.
A bunch of Swedish faggots picked a fight with me and my brother and we ******* demolished them.
0/10. Would not go to Sweden again.
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User avatar #204 to #179 - ghostofnignaz (10/01/2015) [-]
Sure you did honey, why did you visit your superiur neighbour anyway?
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#160 to #90 - swedishassassin (10/01/2015) [-]
Go **** yourself

-See username.
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User avatar #137 to #4 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
I know it's popular opinion that Sweden is Swedenstan.

But this summer I went for vacation in Lidingö (search in Google you fucing lazytards)
Sweden

I saw 1 muslim for every 80 Sweds.

I saw 90 sweds more o less. So, yeah, nah bruh, things are not so exagerated there as you make them seem.

Ok, when we went to Stockholm, there were much more many muslims and ********* races people, but there were also many Sweds, and all people were disciplined.

If you really want mongoloids, come here to Spain. ******* , muslims, and guachupinos (Latinos) doing whatever they want, and dickheads stupid spaniards imitating them to get attention from girls. God I hate this country why did we leave Romania... oh right, our lives were **** back there.
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User avatar #182 to #137 - relvel (10/01/2015) [-]
You're from Romania? Or were you talking about Spain? Who's "we"?
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User avatar #196 to #182 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
Spain. I live there here.

It sucks
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#215 to #196 - senyorcable (10/01/2015) [-]
Buenas, hwaraam. Siento molestarte, pero tengo la manía de saludar a todos los compatriotas que veo por las páginas.

¿De dónde eres?
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#217 to #215 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
Ay cuate, aquí ahy tomate que pasa wey?

No me seas huebón wey veamos si eres el MACHO siii esee el toreo la paella hola señorita sii muy bueno
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#142 to #137 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
In today's headlines: "Local Man Takes Joke Seriously"
Weather at 11
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User avatar #143 to #142 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
k then
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#30 - houseofscarlet (10/01/2015) [-]
Ha! Take that mom!
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User avatar #167 to #30 - fukinitech (10/01/2015) [-]
this confused me, so if you dont make your bed its good right?
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User avatar #71 - historybuff (10/01/2015) [-]
The bit about the spanish destroying Tenochtitlan is not true, the Spanish conquered it in that year and made it their capital in the New World. Tenochtitlan exists today. It's called Mexico City
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User avatar #103 to #71 - thesovereigngrave (10/01/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the Spanish razed it and built Mexico City on top of the ruins.
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User avatar #107 to #103 - historybuff (10/01/2015) [-]
You're only a little wrong. The city caught fire during a siege after the Spanish were kicked out the first time. Cortez laid siege to the city, during which time the city caught fire. Cortez, upon taking the city, decided to rebuild it into the capital of the New World. Thus, Mexico City. Several famous buildings from Pre-Columbian times still exist. Most Temples were in fact torn down and replaced with Cathedrals, but the palaces were converted into government buildings for the budding Spanish aristocracy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_structures_in_Mexico_City

Here's a list of the oldest buildings still standing in Mexico City
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User avatar #108 to #107 - thesovereigngrave (10/01/2015) [-]
Um, everything listed there was constructed after the Cortes conquered it. Aside from the Pyramids of the Sun and Moon, but those don't count since they're from Teotihuacan and not in Mexico City proper.
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User avatar #112 to #108 - historybuff (10/01/2015) [-]
Well **** , I looked at the first 2 and said "hm yeah this'll do".

But the point I'm trying to make is that while many parts to the city were destroyed at the time, most of it was the slums and such and that was built over to make room for the new capital. The city itself continued to exist, the causeways were rebuilt using local labor, and the people that lived there before continued to live there, only with European overlords now, not their own.

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#110 - asotil (10/01/2015) [-]
I am become the Memes
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#109 - talldumbdork (10/01/2015) [-]
I worked in California for a type 2 firefighting handcrew for 2 seasons and Inmate firefighters were some of the toughest SOBs I ever worked with. They were all polite and knew their rules. They were all nonviolent nonsexual criminals who wanted fresh air and some change to have when they got out. Great program, we need more like it.
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User avatar #8 - dmanspeed (10/01/2015) [-]
worked on the butte fire here in California on a strike team and spent a lot of time fallowing inmates around in an engine. i ******* love working with them. they are so goddamned awesome. greatest workers ever on a fire.
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