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harrypottergirl (12/29/2015) [-] oh dear god this part gets me every time, i start laughing before it even starts
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amoryquinn (12/29/2015) [-] Physics teacher showed me this a week ago. Not sure why, just put it up on the projector and laughed his ass off.
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strigt (12/29/2015) [-] What the **** did you make me feel, you little bro? I'll have you know I felt to the top of my feels, and I've been involved in multiple postings of Wojack, and have over 300 confirmed feels. I am trained in posting feelfare and Im the top feeler in the entire Wojack Face forces. You are everything to me but an irl friend. I will cry my eyes the **** out with waterworks the likes of which has never been seen before on this image board, mark my tears. You think you can get away with posting that feel to me over the Internet? Think again, bro. As we speak I am feeling my secret network of emotions across my spectrum and your post is being felt right now so you better prepare for the tears, user. The feels that wipe out the pathetic little thing I call my manhood. Youre making me cry, kid. I can feel anywhere, anytime, and I can feel posts in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare emotion. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed feeling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 4chan Wojack pictures and I will use it to its full extent to feel my miserable ass off the face of the continent, little bro. If only we could have known what great feels your sad post was about to bring down upon us, maybe you would have held your heart. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now I'm feeling the feels, goddammit. I will feel furiously all over you and you will drown in it. I'm ******* feeling, kiddo.
The **** man? I had this all typed out and everything...
The **** man? I had this all typed out and everything...
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asotil (12/29/2015) [-] This is basically my older dog
Unless my mom is home. Then nobody is allowed in the room with her unless he's there. Also you can't sit there that's mommy's seat. That one too. And that one. Why aren't you petting me here's my head let me just move your hand for you perfect
Why are you in my home also if you ask him to go for a walk he just gives you this retarded look while the other one bounces around breaking all of my nice things. Even when you hold the front door open he just sits there, then starts shaking until you leave
Unless my mom is home. Then nobody is allowed in the room with her unless he's there. Also you can't sit there that's mommy's seat. That one too. And that one. Why aren't you petting me here's my head let me just move your hand for you perfect
Why are you in my home also if you ask him to go for a walk he just gives you this retarded look while the other one bounces around breaking all of my nice things. Even when you hold the front door open he just sits there, then starts shaking until you leave
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balor (12/30/2015) [-] There is a liqour store up the street that I go to on ocassion.
There is a rotting dog carcass in the parking lot that has been there since October.
In fact, the carcass has rotted so bad, that it doesn't even stink anymore.
It's just there
All the flesh on it is a black goop.
It would be a full on skeleton now, but the skin hasn't completely rotted.
It doesn't bother me that much.
What bothers me is that the indian manager of the store is used to the streets being filthy.
Just because your home country is **** , doesn't mean you shouldn't have standards. If the city won't clean it up. Then you should.
There is a rotting dog carcass in the parking lot that has been there since October.
In fact, the carcass has rotted so bad, that it doesn't even stink anymore.
It's just there
All the flesh on it is a black goop.
It would be a full on skeleton now, but the skin hasn't completely rotted.
It doesn't bother me that much.
What bothers me is that the indian manager of the store is used to the streets being filthy.
Just because your home country is **** , doesn't mean you shouldn't have standards. If the city won't clean it up. Then you should.
