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keep tryin you lil shit

Se I hand am that whenever In net heme, my sen
tries ta access my tablet. I installed an app
Cerberus" that snaps a picture each time sameone
enters a twang cade and emails it ta yea. Here' s
what happened next...
Cerberus: picture taken - Wrong unlock code (Nexus IO)
Cerberus @
Cerberus shat a picture. We can find it attached be this message.
This is an automated message, please its net repay.
Cerberus we're . coma
Cerberus :) . cotta
tome r
Cerberus . comy
to me u
n Cerberus . coma
Cerberus . coma
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#68 - rudiecantfail (10/23/2015) [-]
the 5 stages of grief
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#102 to #68 - boredassfuck (10/23/2015) [-]
It's in the wrong order though
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#103 to #102 - boredassfuck (10/23/2015) [-]
the pictures i mean
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#15 - extremistcookie (10/22/2015) [-]
parent's fw
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#104 to #15 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #122 to #15 - apietotheface (10/23/2015) [-]
I want that guys freaking office.
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User avatar #22 to #15 - xxfearme (10/23/2015) [-]
"I've expected better from you shepard.."
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#2 - rockergamer ONLINE (10/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #2 - isabossfulla ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
when you nut but she still suckin
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#63 to #46 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
i dont know what age you started out at, but that was way too ******* early!
and where did you even find girls that age that would suck your peepee?!
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#67 to #63 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
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#130 to #63 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
we usually just asked ur mom
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#64 to #2 - eddio ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Thumbnails abound.
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#44 to #2 - zionhar (10/23/2015) [-]
How Could This Happen To Me (with lyrics)
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#84 to #56 - airforceman (10/23/2015) [-]
I was a ramp agent for 3 months. **** like this happens more often than anyone thinks.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
I get finding dildos, but is it common for dildos to roll out like that?
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#86 to #85 - airforceman (10/23/2015) [-]
It's not exactly common, but there are a lot of things that happen to luggage as they go from one place to another. There are a lot of broken zippers/wheels/handles that I had to deal with, and **** would just fall out. A couple of times, there have been dildos.
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User avatar #88 to #86 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Interesting.
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User avatar #47 to #2 - beheaded (10/23/2015) [-]
when you eat a bag of gummy bears
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User avatar #62 to #47 - tzukaza ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
the sugar free kind
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User avatar #40 to #2 - jbabco (10/23/2015) [-]
Ed Sheeran is really having a bad day.
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User avatar #18 to #2 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/23/2015) [-]
this kills the boy
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User avatar #3 to #2 - cdsams (10/22/2015) [-]
Defeat
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#106 to #60 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
in a perfect world
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User avatar #70 to #60 - kaboomz (10/23/2015) [-]
I-It's you! The Hero of Kvatch!
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User avatar #71 to #70 - serrikari (10/23/2015) [-]
I love you.
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User avatar #4 - brcstar (10/22/2015) [-]
Cerberus is a ******* godsend. It helped me find my phone so many times. If you have an Android device it requires root for some features you should definitely install it.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lsdroid.cerberus
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User avatar #87 to #4 - hardjunk (10/23/2015) [-]
how do i root my phone?
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#101 to #87 - undynetheundying (10/23/2015) [-]
I put seeds in it
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User avatar #99 to #87 - elmirbuljubasic ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
It's easy, but you can void you warranty, are you sure to want to proceed?
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User avatar #114 to #99 - hardjunk (10/23/2015) [-]
yes, it expired a long time ago
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User avatar #115 to #114 - elmirbuljubasic ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
XDA is the way, forum.xda-developers.com/ ypu will find everything there [VIDEO+SOUND] [MLG] XDA+ 4.2.1 - JOP40D - DEODEX+OTG+OC+V6 - 9 Mar 2013
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User avatar #117 to #115 - hardjunk (10/23/2015) [-]
welp
didn't find it, problably wouldn't since my tablet is called "eZee tab"
i diserved it
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User avatar #121 to #119 - hardjunk (10/23/2015) [-]
still gonna try though
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User avatar #120 to #119 - hardjunk (10/23/2015) [-]
mine is 7D13 not 7D14
doesn't look like a big change but idk
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User avatar #116 to #115 - hardjunk (10/23/2015) [-]
ok, after watching that video i know what to do
i think i read something between the lines of "root your phone"
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User avatar #118 to #116 - elmirbuljubasic ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
That video is a pardoy, long time ago people were spamming the site thats why the video, in xda you type your phone and go read general section to find your answers
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User avatar #105 to #99 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
what does "rooting" do?
Why should I or should i not have my phone grow strong tree like ground anchors?
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User avatar #107 to #105 - elmirbuljubasic ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Rooting is giving admin access to the system.
Unlocking bootloader gives admin access to hardware.
You are admin, you should have the access to everything.
You should not root before knowing what problems you might get.
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User avatar #90 to #4 - buddywuggle (10/23/2015) [-]
Do they have it for pc?
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User avatar #52 to #4 - kirkbot (10/23/2015) [-]
why do you lose your phone that often
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User avatar #78 to #52 - brcstar (10/23/2015) [-]
Because I'm a clumsy ****
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User avatar #13 to #4 - novren (10/22/2015) [-]
totally agree, although removing the lifelong licenses has been quite a bad move... I may buy one now (mine was one of the free ones, the ones that were revoked), but they've deceived my trust...
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#36 to #4 - bluebobdopepants (10/23/2015) [-]
Sounds magnificent in theory, but I use the pattern lock on my phone, and I get that **** wrong 1/3 of the time cause of my gangly ass fingers

My email would be full the first day
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User avatar #37 to #36 - brcstar (10/23/2015) [-]
You have some big fingers, I almost never fail to enter my 16 PIN.
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#5 to #4 - shadowkingdr (10/22/2015) [-]
advertisement from a mod, tsk tsk tsk. never thought i would see the day
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User avatar #6 to #5 - brcstar (10/22/2015) [-]
it is a good app tho
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User avatar #7 to #6 - shadowkingdr (10/22/2015) [-]
but you have to pay for it, you should know by now tht fj is full of cheap bastards
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User avatar #9 to #7 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/22/2015) [-]
>in-app purchases
Install 'freedom" app, provides free in-app purchases. Root ftw.
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User avatar #42 to #9 - icewraithking (10/23/2015) [-]
freedom.apk? plebian,

lucky patcher FTW
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User avatar #25 to #9 - Infernal (10/23/2015) [-]
what phone do you have and do you really get free in-app purchases for any app?
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User avatar #27 to #25 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
My phone is Highscreen Ice 2. Yes, I do. The only thing is- it doesn't work with apps that check in with the internet, like an online game or something. If it's something like a music player that requires activation or subway surf or fallout shelter, then it works.
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User avatar #128 to #27 - wolfiet (10/23/2015) [-]
How would you go about doing it for FO:S?
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User avatar #23 to #9 - maxismahname (10/23/2015) [-]
Just pirate it
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#14 to #9 - anon (10/22/2015) [-]
If you don't mind me asking, how do you root your phone? I couldn't really figure it out myself
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User avatar #16 to #14 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Google kingo root
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#19 to #16 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
I did that, and now the play store/google won't work - what do I do now?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't know. It works fine for me.
Really sorry.
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User avatar #26 to #20 - wolfiet (10/23/2015) [-]
Hey, I got it to work! Question though, Freedom is saying it doesn't have root access, and it's just directing me to surveys - how do I fix this?
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User avatar #28 to #26 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
There should be a root app on your phone, try giving freedom root access through it.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - wolfiet (10/23/2015) [-]
Do you know what it would be called? I don't see it in my app list.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Mine is called SuperUser.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - wolfiet (10/23/2015) [-]
Did you name it that? I used Kingo, and it said it successfully rooted, and I fixed the weird errors that were appearing, but there's nothing there for me.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
No, I didn't name it that, Kingo installed that app and it was already named like that. You sure that you successfully rooted your phone? I don't remember getting any errors.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - wolfiet (10/23/2015) [-]
I think so - would trying again be any harm?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Honestly, I don't know. Try googling your problems or the errors you were getting, just to be safe.
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User avatar #43 to #34 - icewraithking (10/23/2015) [-]
hello,

ok install kingo, then unstall supersume.

first root usng kingo, restart then use supersume.

the reason why you cant find supersu is because kingroot dosent come with supersu but rather a root permission manager of its own
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#21 to #20 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
It's fine, I probably should've read up beforehand anyways.. thanks though
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#8 to #7 - innocentbabies (10/22/2015) [-]
Oh, I almost went and got it. Thanks for saving me some time.
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User avatar #31 to #7 - spunkmckullins (10/23/2015) [-]
Google Surveys.

I've got like $6 just sitting on my account with nothing to spend it on.
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#89 to #31 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
Ive been doing google surveys for 1 year and have 20$. Its a good way to get money
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#55 to #4 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
>Not saying that it completely changed your life for the better and that you now make 500+ dollars hourly from the comfort of your home...


What are u casul?
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User avatar #57 to #55 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
And his dick hasn't even grown by 3-4 inches either. ******* noob.
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#58 to #57 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
trufax

Doctors probably don´t hate him either...
Some ******* people...
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#17 - messier (10/23/2015) [-]
**messier used "*roll picture*"**
**messier rolled image** ah! dumbass
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#10 - gundar (10/22/2015) [-]
When she keeps sucking after you nut
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User avatar #38 to #10 - defski (10/23/2015) [-]
When you post an original joke
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User avatar #11 to #10 - weinerdick (10/22/2015) [-]
"When you nut and she keep suckin"
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User avatar #12 to #11 - gundar (10/22/2015) [-]
Either way you get that face.
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#59 - rui (10/23/2015) [-]
But in a way this is good because, assuming that the kid was alone, means that he'll realize crying won't solve the problem. When a kid starts crying and you do whatever he wants, he/she will think crying is the answer to everything. Not saying that whenever your kid cries you should absolutely ignore them, like if he wants to eat don't be like "nah when you stop crying i bring food", but damn if your baby wants to get an action figure and cries about it be the bigger man and get it to him. small things are excusable but don't do everything the cry tells you to do.
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#61 to #59 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
That was painful to read; you hardly even managed to get your point across.
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#65 to #59 - anon (10/23/2015) [-]
If your kid cries cause it wants a toy you just say no.
No.
Like that.
No.
Not hard, but then you need to give the kid a reason, dragging it away and telling it 'because I said so' will just end up with a frustrated kid who doesn't understand. Just tell it 'we don't have enough pennies to buy one', always give kids reasons for stuff, even if you have to simplify it.

Leaving a kid this age on his own is never good so I wonder what it's other parent is doing or why it can even reach the tablet.
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User avatar #83 to #65 - wcpapier (10/23/2015) [-]
dont tell your kids the reason, a lot of kids dont understand reason.
if he ask for a reason the only awner to give is ' because i said so'.
and if he throws a tantrum you punish him
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User avatar #91 to #83 - buddywuggle (10/23/2015) [-]
Or give reason, the give the "because I said no" thing. When my parents did that with me, I grew to think "because I said no" as too small of a reason, and just raged on, more so every time they used that, but when they said something like "It's not in our budget." I was content with that answer, because it was proof enough that it was not within their power to get that for me.
Kids understand reason. If they don't, they are defective.
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User avatar #93 to #91 - wcpapier (10/23/2015) [-]
well, then either you lived in a hyper intelligent environment or a ******** of kids are ' defective' btw the age group i have in my head are between 4-8/9 so maybe thats where the confusion comes from
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User avatar #98 to #93 - elcreepo (10/23/2015) [-]
Most kids I know may not fully understand that answer, but they will when they get older, and that'll prevent them from becoming ****** adolescents who want everything expensive under the sun.
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User avatar #94 to #93 - buddywuggle (10/23/2015) [-]
Both are possible.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - buddywuggle (10/23/2015) [-]
Then*
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User avatar #97 to #83 - elcreepo (10/23/2015) [-]
You should at least try to explain the reason to your kid.

If they don't understand, tell them they will when they're older.

My mom only used the "because I said so" tactic when I failed to comprehend the reason. And even today I don't ask for expensive **** , except maybe one thing at Christmas and that's all I expect to get.

It'll lodge in their brain that their parents aren't made of money far better than yelling at them for being human and wanting **** .
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User avatar #54 - pinstre (10/23/2015) [-]
The stages of trying to solve a math exam question.
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#100 - enlightednatzie (10/23/2015) [-]
< if my kid tried to acces my computer
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#41 - nerfhead (10/23/2015) [-]
im sad when kids are sad
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User avatar #53 to #41 - itskennyandjosh (10/23/2015) [-]
I read that as i was laughing my ass off at the kids face
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#129 to #53 - nerfhead (10/24/2015) [-]
i think because my mindset is like a kids. i never grew up so i still understand. i still sing the old toys r us jingle
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User avatar #45 to #41 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
but kids are stupid and terrible
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User avatar #48 to #45 - whitie (10/23/2015) [-]
I agree, the only positive quality a child posesses is the fact that it will one day not be a child
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User avatar #49 to #48 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
If not for the fact that children literally are the future of the human race, I would not lament treating them like animals without feelings or rights
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chingchongman (10/23/2015) [-]
Nice edge there m8
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#51 to #50 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
That you think that's edgy says more about you than me
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#72 to #51 - neotobi (10/23/2015) [-]
At the rate you're going, make sure you don't fall of that edge.
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#73 to #72 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
At the rate youre crying, make sure you don't piss your panties
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#74 to #73 - neotobi (10/23/2015) [-]
>Crying having any significant correlation with pissing your "panties"
Well, confirms my assumption about your age.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Whoops
Spoke too soon

panties pissed
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#76 to #75 - neotobi (10/23/2015) [-]
Whatever bud, work on your grammar.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
I dont wanna
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#79 to #77 - neotobi (10/23/2015) [-]
Okay, cya later *******
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User avatar #80 to #79 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
later panty-pisser
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User avatar #109 to #49 - silvanyis (10/23/2015) [-]
...Spoke the child.
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#110 to #109 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
That's the weakest pissy comeback yet
tomato soup has more spice to it
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User avatar #111 to #110 - silvanyis (10/23/2015) [-]
Not trying to be witty. Just make an observation. Have a good b8 m8.
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#112 to #111 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
"Not being witty I can just observe your age cause Im so smart"

Sure thing babe
It's a good thing you weren't trying to be witty, I'd hate to tell you how embarrassingly bad at it you are
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#39 - ThatDeadGuy (10/23/2015) [-]
Are there any apps like this for an iPhone?
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User avatar #81 - undeadmaus (10/23/2015) [-]
That is the face of a little cunt
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User avatar #96 - elcreepo (10/23/2015) [-]
Better solution: don't leave your **** lying around for your kid to try to get into.

And that kid looks 12, should probably have access to his own computer before you get an angry letter from the school saying he was caught looking at porn in the library.
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User avatar #113 to #96 - abesimpson (10/23/2015) [-]
The kid looks considerably younger than 12
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User avatar #123 to #113 - elcreepo (10/23/2015) [-]
No, that's a 11 to 12 year old.

He's got a baby face, but that makes no difference
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User avatar #125 to #123 - abesimpson (10/23/2015) [-]
What makes you so sure? You said yourself that he has a babyface, which is pretty much all we see. Also look at his teeny fingers.
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User avatar #126 to #125 - elcreepo (10/23/2015) [-]
Most twelve year olds I've seen, and I see them on a daily basis student teaching, look almost exactly that size.
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User avatar #66 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
And then someone tries to open it with his dick.
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