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Found this on facebook, here's a joke if you don't like it:

What's red, white and blue and goes around and around?...more »

Found this on facebook, here's a joke if you don't like it:

What's red, white and blue and goes around and around?

A smurf in a blender.

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Yeah Metallo, we ..
Keep it to yourself.
Because if we make him keep
his job it' s 8 hours less in the
day he' s trying to stop us.
Why, you think he" s less
he' s at
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Submitted: 10/06/2013
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#53 - walljumper (10/13/2013) [-]
Luthor has kryptonite right. He could do a surprise attack with some kryptonite.
User avatar #49 - rjgnal ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, he might be.
#44 - fini (10/07/2013) [-]
if they are are texting each other about superman, that must mean that THEY ARE ALL REAL!! THIS PROVES IT !
#24 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
actually in some incarnations of superman his outfit is made out of kryptonian cloth that is as durable as he is...so yeah when he is in his pyjamas he is less durable   
   
   
so metallo might be onto something
actually in some incarnations of superman his outfit is made out of kryptonian cloth that is as durable as he is...so yeah when he is in his pyjamas he is less durable


so metallo might be onto something
User avatar #42 to #24 - zraven (10/07/2013) [-]
...? His invulnerability is force-field based. The clothes wouldn't factor in...
#46 to #42 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
incase you misread


IN SOME INCARNATIONS
User avatar #51 to #46 - zraven (10/08/2013) [-]
Ah. Apologies. Was before sufficient coffee intake when I made the response.
#52 to #51 - angelious (10/09/2013) [-]
no harm done
#45 to #42 - acerose (10/07/2013) [-]
Only in some universes.
User avatar #34 to #24 - chemischemiel (10/07/2013) [-]
I believe the only reason for the cloth to be so strong is so it doesn't burn right off him if he flies too fast.
You can hardly get more bulletproof than bulletproof.
#35 to #34 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
its just a sort of deus ex machina for dc to explain why supermans clothing rarely gets damaged when he fights.despite the fact he exchanges blows with beings that can split planets apart with their pinkie on a daily basis.
User avatar #36 to #35 - chemischemiel (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I thought, can't have your moral role model superhuman running around ***** .
User avatar #27 to #24 - sketchE (10/07/2013) [-]
what if his pajamas are made of the same material?
#28 to #27 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
that **** doesnt grow on trees....well not anymore i think...with krypton destroyed and all...
User avatar #29 to #28 - sketchE (10/07/2013) [-]
maybe his dad left him one in the ship?
#30 to #29 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
an adult sized pajama?

btw is it pajama or pyjama?
User avatar #31 to #30 - sketchE (10/07/2013) [-]
**** if i know but its possible
#32 to #31 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
well since superman can build **** just by looking at the materials, i would not be so surprised if he did
User avatar #22 - esmebuffay (10/07/2013) [-]
The whole point of Superman working at the paper is so he knows when stuff's happening right when it happens and he has an excuse to leave when something goes down, so his job doesn't keep him busy for eight hours.
User avatar #37 to #22 - lolzordz (10/07/2013) [-]
yeah he goes toilet so many times
User avatar #17 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [-]
You know, why wouldn't superman just fly out to international waters, dig down to to the mantle, and search for a big hunka diamond? That way, if he cash in at a bank or something, he would have enough money for his civilian life.
#47 to #17 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
he doesn't need money the reason he works at the daily planet is that he can find out about **** as soon as it happens
User avatar #50 to #47 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [-]
Its better if he owns the company though. Being missing for a period of time for a desk level worker would surely drew ire towards him. Being a boss, well, just look at Bruce Wayne. The guy has no power yet he managed to be Batman and CEO at the same time.
User avatar #23 to #17 - sockprague (10/07/2013) [-]
How does money help Superman? He has a store of super advanced alien technology, and is nigh invincible. He doesn't need to sleep or, eat. Money is his least concern.
User avatar #25 to #23 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [-]
google this then/than, Lex Luthor Triumphat by guapomendez.
You'll see how money beat superman.
User avatar #26 to #25 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [-]
*Triumphant
User avatar #20 to #17 - nucularwar (10/07/2013) [-]
Because how would Clark Kent explain finding a huge ass diamond?
User avatar #21 to #20 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [-]
Meh, money can pay off anything.
User avatar #38 to #21 - unbelievable (10/07/2013) [-]
How would you explain finding a huge ass diamond when you went to the bank with it?
User avatar #39 to #38 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [-]
Just went in as Superman. Tell the bank that they can keep 35% of the diamonds value if they pay Superman in cash.
#15 - warioteam ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
favorite
#16 to #15 - warioteam ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
aslo a favorite
#14 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
and what are you going to do kill his family and friends? You think he's less bullet proof when he's pissed, or can't turn back time?
#11 - linktheherooftime (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not going to call you out for not posting a source since you found it on facebook, but it really pisses me off when people crop it out.
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #9 - dehfurk (10/07/2013) [-]
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (10/12) Movie CLIP - Superman and Clark Kent (2004) HD This reminded me of the Kill Bill quote on Superman
User avatar #6 - mrbuu (10/07/2013) [-]
and 8 hour work day is normal 9 hours. 1 hour lunch. granted superman could be superman during those times.
#4 - munchyman (10/07/2013) [-]
Need one of these after that description.
Need one of these after that description.
#43 to #4 - omnipotentsoap (10/07/2013) [-]
How do you know your sister is on her period

Your dads cock tastes like blood
User avatar #41 to #4 - iamaniceperson (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh hey that's a nice gi-
Oh hey that's a nice gi-
Oh hey that's a nice gi-
Oh hey that's a nice gi-
Oh hey that's a nice gi-
User avatar #19 to #4 - eearslya (10/07/2013) [-]
There was a description?
User avatar #12 to #4 - agrofenlas (10/07/2013) [-]
One of what?
User avatar #13 to #12 - pwnedomega (10/07/2013) [-]
Wow! There are no reposts on this site! I gotta tell EVERYONE
#3 - djdangle (10/07/2013) [-]
Ugh, I can't stand these obviously fake text convo screengrabs
User avatar #40 to #3 - MonkeyManz (10/07/2013) [-]
wait how do you know this one is fake
#18 to #3 - alldaypk (10/07/2013) [-]
i take it as a format for text
User avatar #8 to #3 - Grom (10/07/2013) [-]
comicbook characters are fictional, this conversation is fictional. either way, it's fictional.
#48 to #8 - twi (10/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
YOU'RE FICTIONAL
#5 to #3 - theist (10/07/2013) [-]
learn to take a joke   
   
 it's not like those fake text convos that pretend to be real
learn to take a joke

it's not like those fake text convos that pretend to be real
#7 to #5 - drdisrespect (10/07/2013) [-]
im pretty sure dj is joking you reet
#10 to #7 - theist (10/07/2013) [-]
How the **** did I not see that...
#2 - chancevance (10/07/2013) [-]
If I am not mistaken early gen superman is actually stronger with his suit on.
#1 - johrny (10/06/2013) [-]
Probably Metallo's face
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