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#31 - zorach (02/18/2015) [-]
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#26 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
Guys fw
Guys fw
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User avatar #12 - hierophant (02/18/2015) [-]
What in the world is a "tube"?
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User avatar #49 to #12 - hashtronaut (02/18/2015) [-]
a site with streaming pornogra... i mean, what leonhardt said
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User avatar #14 to #12 - leonhardt (02/18/2015) [-]
British version of the New York Subway but with more piss and body odor.
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User avatar #18 to #14 - dezzka (02/18/2015) [-]
I thought he meant at a water park or something...
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User avatar #27 to #18 - richardastley ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Nothing like a good slide down the tube and a relaxing half hour in the wave pool before an interview!
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User avatar #104 to #14 - blackberryjack (02/19/2015) [-]
I find that hard to believe.
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User avatar #181 to #14 - AztecJew (02/19/2015) [-]
I ride the NY subway every day. The thought of a more disgusting method of travel makes me cringe.
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User avatar #165 to #14 - pastortroy (02/19/2015) [-]
Is.... is that possible?
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User avatar #160 to #14 - guerrillagrodd (02/19/2015) [-]
more piss and body odor than the New York Subway?
Is such a thing even possible?
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User avatar #141 to #14 - kilotech (02/19/2015) [-]
I was in the subway once and if the tube has more piss smell than it must be an unimaginable hell
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User avatar #61 to #14 - jordanish (02/18/2015) [-]
less room and weird oldey timey mosaics on some of the walls
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User avatar #16 to #14 - hierophant (02/18/2015) [-]
Ahhh, right. I had completely forgotten that "Subways" are a thing.
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#4 - meatygoodness (02/18/2015) [-]
Interviewee's fw
Interviewee's fw
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User avatar #138 to #4 - jiltist (02/19/2015) [-]
Was.. was he preparing to suck a dick?
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User avatar #144 to #138 - nommonsterbaa (02/19/2015) [-]
Nope just u
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#1 - genralraam (02/18/2015) [-]
during the interview
during the interview
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#10 - BrayBoy (02/18/2015) [-]
He pushed past and still arrived second.
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#13 to #10 - anon (02/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** well I don't think you can start an interview without the interviewer being there first..
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User avatar #15 to #13 - BrayBoy (02/18/2015) [-]
Not with that attitude
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User avatar #21 to #10 - sinonyx (02/18/2015) [-]
that's how i've always noticed it working.. someone speeding down the road weaving in and out of the lanes

then you pull up next to them at a stoplight
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User avatar #23 to #21 - darthblam (02/18/2015) [-]
Mythbusters actually tested this idea.
If it's better to be an aggressive prick and weave throughout all the traffic in rush hour, or just stay in your lane the whole way.

Every time the person that stayed in their lane would be the first to the destination by a couple minutes.
And it's so much better because it's a lot less stressful.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - darthblam (02/18/2015) [-]
or the person that weaved and **** would make it there first, but the other would be there just a couple seconds later.
Overall, staying in your lane was clearly the better choice.
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User avatar #33 to #24 - sinonyx (02/18/2015) [-]
there might be a some bias on that though.. wouldn't want discovery saying "drive reckless, you'll get there quicker"
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User avatar #39 to #33 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Like when they bullshat their way through anything involving Tesla's designs. Then again, REAL plans for doomsday devices would never be allowed in public eye.
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User avatar #36 to #33 - darthblam (02/18/2015) [-]
I don't know, Mythbusters did a Breaking Bad special to see if acid could actually melt a body once.
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#140 to #24 - thumbwhoremuch (02/19/2015) [-]
I haven't watched it so obviously that has to be taken into account with my statement, but I imagine it depends on where you are. There is a part of my town where there are two lanes and throughout all of highschool, without fail, during 5 pm traffic after school the right lane would move substantially faster every single day. The left lane would move in bursts and seem to have less traffic because it dumped into two left turn lanes, but the right lane would just suddenly start moving. There were a number of times that people tried to complain that I was in the slower lane, but you could always just watch cars disappear behind you. So if you're weaving through traffic, you may see something like that left lane which is moving faster, but the slow moving right lane suddenly starts going and because it is slow moving you can't get over into it. Suddenly you lost 4-5 minutes. (which is actually how much longer roughly the left lane took)
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User avatar #105 to #23 - MrSunday (02/19/2015) [-]
did you finish the episode? they chose a course that would include heavy traffic and light traffic and sent a car in each lane, and chose one that could change lanes. The car that was allowed to weave made it well before any other car.
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User avatar #32 to #10 - AcidFlux (02/18/2015) [-]
Or, he was told to have a seat and Mr. Buckland would be available shortly.
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#99 - destroyerofcheese (02/19/2015) [-]
Matt's FW
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#50 - lovestospoodge (02/18/2015) [-]
>HFW
>HFW
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#35 - InfiniteFetus (02/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #34 - nachobeldavid (02/18/2015) [-]
Haha, i used to hire for my job at BK. This one **** stain would come into my store and just be a pain in the ass, ask for water, get soda, napkins and wrappers every where, ask for old fries. I banned him from the store one day, had the police involved and all.

A few months later, I've been moved to a store across town, and I'm told by my boss to go do the interview, I sit down, put my folder down, and look up to a horrified look on a face. I hired him. He quit 2 days later.
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User avatar #48 to #34 - hashtronaut (02/18/2015) [-]
you WERE the burger king speaking of dane cook, he probably works there again.
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User avatar #55 to #48 - frenzyhero (02/18/2015) [-]
eh more like burger pauper
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User avatar #70 to #55 - hashtronaut (02/19/2015) [-]
or, you know... the burger king.
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User avatar #52 to #34 - stuffinacan (02/18/2015) [-]
ALL HAIL THE BURGER KING!!!
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#11 - danilawleit (02/18/2015) [-]
Matt's fw
Matt's fw
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#131 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/19/2015) [-]
I feel like an idiot
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User avatar #166 to #131 - irvea (02/19/2015) [-]
for some reason i expected the starting 6 slides ending up with only 5 going down, leaving one to go to a secret dungeon

thanks internet
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User avatar #153 to #131 - amsel (02/19/2015) [-]
No, that's what he meant. It was an interview at the waterpark.
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User avatar #133 to #131 - luigipimp (02/19/2015) [-]
you're not, we love you
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#68 - avocadomessiah (02/19/2015) [-]
oh that must have felt sweet
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#30 - okamibanshu (02/18/2015) [-]
ow! that's freaking awesome. lol
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User avatar #120 - matnotmate (02/19/2015) [-]
Plot twist he got the job
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#157 - samoaspider (02/19/2015) [-]
"welcome to the interview, today we're gonna break the world record of doing the shortest interview. time's up, you're not getting hired"
"welcome to the interview, today we're gonna break the world record of doing the shortest interview. time's up, you're not getting hired"
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#59 - vatra (02/18/2015) [-]
Interviewee's face when he sits down.
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#91 - zombiehero (02/19/2015) [-]
HFW
HFW
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#80 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
hfw
hfw
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