Kappa. . A giraffe' s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only, think about yourself.. I'm sorry, I will check my coffee drinking privilege
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A giraffe' s coffee would be
cold by the time it reached the
bottom of its throat. Ever think
about that? No. You only, think
about yourself.
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Submitted: 08/27/2014
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#1 - stalini ONLINE (08/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I'm sorry, I will check my coffee drinking privilege
#12 - orangadink (08/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I'm a drimosexual quintuple amputee giraffes throat and this is very offensive   
#coffee-archy   
#yesallanimalsesophagus's   
#boilingdrinkculture   
#HAEL
I'm a drimosexual quintuple amputee giraffes throat and this is very offensive
#coffee-archy
#yesallanimalsesophagus's
#boilingdrinkculture
#HAEL
#2 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm a transspecie giraffe and i've been discriminated against many times
I'm a transspecie giraffe and i've been discriminated against many times
#17 - recovering (08/28/2014) [-]
Meanwhile this is total ******** .

A giraffe's body temperature averages at (meaning it is sometimes even HIGHER THAN) 105 degrees Fahrenheit.

Sorry, that coffee won't be cold in the slightest.
User avatar #19 - britexplain ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
No it wouldn't, the internal temperature of a giraffe would keep it at a warmish temperature.
#27 - thismustbeseen ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Giraffes don't drink coffee. Ever think about that? Huh? Stupid question asker...
#39 - afaik (08/28/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I am sorry, but:
What
the ****
is "Kappa"?

I see it said freaking everywhere
User avatar #40 to #39 - narcotangentetwo (08/28/2014) [-]
Thank me later Kappa www.twitch.tv/
User avatar #20 - picamix (08/28/2014) [-]
i dont know what coffee you drink, but im sure it doesnt go from boiling hot to cold in a matter of seconds
User avatar #29 - mrgrande (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
A giraffe can actually die from vomititng, think about it
#25 - kanatana (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kanatana rolled image** No, it would be like 98 degrees (or whatever the **** a giraffe's internal temperature is, I don't know that **** and I'm too lazy to look it up) which is just about the perfect sipping temperature for a cup of coffee, ya poozer.
#13 - chuffberry (08/28/2014) [-]
did you know that giraffes sleep about 2 hours a day spaced out in about 10 minute intervals? they don't need any cold throat coffee. they can power nap.
did you know that giraffes sleep about 2 hours a day spaced out in about 10 minute intervals? they don't need any cold throat coffee. they can power nap.
#42 - Womens Study Major (08/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - gayboard (08/28/2014) [-]
Wouldn't be just become body temp?
#36 - Womens Study Major (08/28/2014) [-]
Then it's the giraffe's problem. Just because I''m blessed with the ablity to drink hot coffe doesn't mean I'm suppose to not enjoy it just because a damn giraffe can't. (I'm acually refering to other things like say the public school system that holds back the whole class because of Johnny retard)
#35 - keybladewarrior (08/28/2014) [-]
Implying giraffes drink coffee.
Implying they are warmblooded to keep it warm.
Implying giraffe's drink it's future mate's piss.
User avatar #28 - nagafever (08/28/2014) [-]
what about a human's coffee?
User avatar #16 - landartheconqueror (08/28/2014) [-]
wouldn't it's neck keep the coffee warm, though?
#5 - hashtagopinion (08/27/2014) [-]
#LuckyCunts
#IPreferIcedCoffee
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