Kaijew. turtle i think.. alligator snapping turtle second strongest bite in the animal kingdom Food
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#5 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (19 replies)
alligator snapping turtle
second strongest bite in the animal kingdom
#17 - animania (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i have been waiting so long to use this
i have been waiting so long to use this
#43 - jakeydesu (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm surprised that no one has done this yet
#27 - chancevance (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
These ******* are not scared of you one tiny bit and have a bite like you wouldn't ******* believe.

Keep away, and don't ******* swim in murky ass water in the South.

(I'm from Texas). Went with my family to Guadalupe river to tube as a kid and watch them drink beer, I wanted to swim and ironically enough they kept calling me turtle. Then after the day was almost over and I was pushing a couple drunk old farts towards the shore(While swimming) one of these ******* grabbed my ankle, I thought he bit it off, and dragged me under for a good few seconds. Then he realized he couldn't eat me and let me go, thankfully I don't even have a scar, but that's only because he bit it from the side, if you let the ******* they will bite your goddamn head off.

Sorry for long post, these things scare the **** out of any Southerner, look at that dudes face for proof.
#41 - nemesisapoc (05/14/2014) [-]
Looks like Gamera to me.
Looks like Gamera to me.
#21 - eddymolly (05/14/2014) [-]
Kill it with punches!
Kill it with punches!
#16 - doctorfamp (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
why, God?
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#70 - Killveous ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
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#50 - payseht ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
guise im scared
User avatar #40 - SAWgunner (05/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Who the **** said dinosaurs are extinct?
Look at that mother ****** and tell me he's not a dinosaur
#18 - chaossniper ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
looks like my favorite bayblade
draciel was op
User avatar #20 to #18 - tarnis (05/14/2014) [-]
***** pretty gay dude.
#58 - megaicemario (05/15/2014) [-]
slash is that you?
User avatar #12 - adu (05/14/2014) [-]
That thing is no joke. Careful where you place your fingers, lest you be forced to masturbate with your wrists for the rest of your life.
User avatar #4 - bentimover (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of dog is this?
#13 to #4 - dvipal (05/14/2014) [-]
gay bowser
#55 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
can't they reach really far with their necks, which are like go-go gadget extendo necks, and bite you no matter how you hold them?
#61 to #55 - asdffes (05/15/2014) [-]
That is an alligator snapping turtle, and yes their necks can stretch surprisingly far. They can actually reach half way down their back and bite you. That is why people typically grab them on the shell behind their head. That way if they try and bite you their head will hit your arm and you won't lose any appendages.

The guy in the picture is probably pretty safe, but he would be better to hold it behind the head, I have also seen people hold them up by the tail but then you risk getting bit in the tally whacker.
User avatar #26 - britishtroll (05/14/2014) [-]
That would be an Alligator Snapping Turtle if I am not mistaken, one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom, pretty sure it can use its jaw cut or break with a force of atleast 1000 PSI so can easily amputate fingers, even without teeth.
#7 - kristofe (05/14/2014) [-]
ah the american Godzilla
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