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#5 - nerduin ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
orang utan sex slave?
#274 to #5 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
#244 to #5 - trago (05/13/2014) [-]
Frankie Boyle on Animals - Mock the Week - BBC Two Reminds me of this
#149 to #5 - pendeja (05/13/2014) [-]
a shaven orang utan sex slave
#121 to #5 - rdobet (05/13/2014) [-]
Well, they don't have to pay it **** or anything, and, if you've seen the average prostitute, the Orangutan is likely less ugly. Prostitutes are hideous as **** 99% of the time. They look like your standard addict and weigh 80 - 300 pounds I don't get how prostitution survives, but then I think about the guys who are hideous as **** as well.
User avatar #266 to #121 - jebuss (05/13/2014) [-]
SO guys like you then?
#76 to #5 - orionthegreat (05/13/2014) [-]
I read about it. Apparently there was shaved female orangutan being kept in a brothel in Borneo, as they said it was. The people there were so adamant about keeping their little **** toy that the police had to come in with ak-47's to get it. The thing was chained to a wall, and when someone entered it would, "assume the position." I think I remember the article saying that the orangutan had such a look of sadness and defeat on its face.
#257 to #76 - ohhh (05/13/2014) [-]
Some 						*******					 people...
Some ******* people...
#170 to #76 - funnychunk (05/13/2014) [-]
I've seen it. I've seen actual footage of that.

I'm not going to search for it and I would not recommend anyone to do so.

You know how sometimes people say that they can't unsee things? Like how that Resident Evil Logo looks like a woman giving a giraffe head?

Well that footage of that ape is something you really can not unsee.
I can't even describe it. Don't look it up.
I lost part of myself that day..
User avatar #230 to #170 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/13/2014) [-]
"Last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet ***** . Only a monkey can show you that love and tenderness"- Dave Chappel

I can't find it. I will look for it later when I have more time.
#228 to #224 - funnychunk (05/13/2014) [-]
If you want to look it up: Fine.

I'm not going to search for it.
It was a documentary on animal abuse and the rescue of said abused animals. I've seen it like two years ago in the middle of the night on German television.
I remember some scenes about a private zoo someone had in his backyard with animals in tiny cages and such. And then there was the Orang-Utan.

Search for it if you want; I have warned you.
User avatar #173 to #170 - daentraya (05/13/2014) [-]
I may just curb my curiosity this once.. At least no one has made it easy for me to search for
#71 to #5 - alexkarino (05/13/2014) [-]
When you really think about it, it does make some sense.

1. Won't fight back.
2. Doesn't complain.
3. Requires less food/water/attention.
4. Less of a jail sentence if convicted.
#220 to #71 - angelious ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
"wont fight back"



dude you ever seen what an angry orangutan can DO to a person?


its not pretty
User avatar #150 to #71 - plasticcup (05/13/2014) [-]
Yea but like what if you piss it off,

that thing can rip your Dick arms off in not time.

#87 to #71 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
Also the fact that i would pay NOT to do that with an oragatang
#69 to #5 - supercookieduster (05/13/2014) [-]
id rather not
#63 to #5 - zzuit (05/12/2014) [-]
for you
#16 to #5 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
*yo mama joke*
*turn on heel*
*asians = mindreader*
*later suckers*
*leave*
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