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/k/ Webm comp #6 Now with sound!


If anyone knows the context to any of these, or what I have is incorrect, feel free to post in comments the correct description and I will update it.

Tricking the sniper round 2



Abracadabra




Some more of the BRRRTT (A10 runs over enemy position)






Arabian Nights



ISIS Special Forces



Javelin Missile Malfunctions




Mother Russia

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#1 - creamymcgee (12/16/2015) [-]
Those Javelin malfunctions
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User avatar #5 to #1 - sengo (12/16/2015) [-]
Man whenever I see they it freaks me out, I mean those make armour go boom I dont need one at my feet
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User avatar #16 to #5 - alalalalal (12/16/2015) [-]
Good thing you arent made of armor
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User avatar #7 to #5 - voidnemesis (12/16/2015) [-]
They look cuddly though
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#19 - stupidoo (12/16/2015) [-]
Now also available /k/ for kids
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#24 to #19 - misumena (12/17/2015) [-]
That is brilliant.
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#35 to #24 - dshark (12/17/2015) [-]
What is this from?
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User avatar #105 to #35 - atheistzilla (12/17/2015) [-]
i would like to know also
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User avatar #71 to #19 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
"Now also available for /k/ids"
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#49 - moldybreadcrumb (12/17/2015) [-]
Another javelin malfunction
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#2 - psychadelicace (12/16/2015) [-]
BRRRRRRRRRT
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User avatar #34 to #2 - marcuss (12/17/2015) [-]
it is not a plane with a gun . it is a gun with a plane
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User avatar #73 to #34 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
It literally was designed around the gun so....
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#29 to #2 - sgtmajjohnson (12/17/2015) [-]
Those things fly off of pure hatred for tanks and Muslims.
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#90 to #29 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Especially muslims in tanks.
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User avatar #93 to #90 - mangoa (12/17/2015) [-]
Or tanks in muslims.
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User avatar #107 to #90 - sgtmajjohnson (12/17/2015) [-]
The entire US military hates Muslims in tanks.
Look up the Battles of Medina Ridge and 73 Easting.
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#77 to #3 - severepwner (12/17/2015) [-]
When the bombardment starts coming
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User avatar #6 to #3 - chuchiereaper (12/16/2015) [-]
where is this from? can i get some sauce on this
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User avatar #10 to #6 - bbqbeanzbirchy (12/16/2015) [-]
It's from a movie called Four Lions
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User avatar #13 to #10 - chuchiereaper (12/16/2015) [-]
Thank you
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#21 - massher (12/16/2015) [-]
I made this, use it for your own good.
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#22 to #21 - massher (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
GIF version
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#23 to #22 - massher (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
Better one ...
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#20 - tazze (12/16/2015) [-]
just how ******* unreliable are javelin missiles? were they designed by Bethesda?
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User avatar #99 to #20 - jdrinfantry (12/17/2015) [-]
All weaponsystems malfunction. JDAM success rate and hellfire missiles are still only around 90% whereas the remaining 10% can be off target by 10 meters - hundreds of metres. I still haven't heard of a failproof system.
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User avatar #43 to #20 - roninneko (12/17/2015) [-]
That was what, 5 malfunctions? Considering how many of those missiles are fired per day, I'd say that's a pretty good success rate.
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User avatar #55 to #43 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
for a missile (yes, just the missile) that costs around $78k and could very easily kill your men if it failed to launch properly, I believe 5 malfunctions CAPTURED IN VIDEO (in other words, we're not even accounting for all the malfunctions that might have occurred off camera) is a bit too many
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User avatar #62 to #55 - captchakid (12/17/2015) [-]
I mean most soldiers wear helmet cams, so most fails would be caught on tape.
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User avatar #66 to #62 - tazze (12/17/2015) [-]
that doesn't mean most fails end up on the internet, we could still be looking at a small percentage of the fails, and as I said, they cost 78k to make, you'd think they'd function like swiss clockwork, especially if your own soldiers' lives are on the line
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#52 to #43 - hikakiller (12/17/2015) [-]
On the other hand, Martin Baker, an ejection seat manufacturer, has a proud record of never having had a seat failure other than for user or maintenance error.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - roninneko (12/17/2015) [-]
How many ejection seats have they manufactured?

There are 40,000 FGM-148 Javelin missile systems in circulation, and that's just the number of launch tubes made; not even the number of rockets.
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User avatar #61 to #53 - Fgner (12/17/2015) [-]
Ejection seats are bigger, have far more moving parts and points of failure, need redundancy for virtually every single one, have to be designed as to not break the ******* spine of the pilot, are hand-made, etc. They are produced in less quantity but make up for it in shear complexity of operation. This saves one life.

I should also mention that Martin Baker has been producing these starting in 19- ******** 44 and they've delivered over 73,000 units.

Javelin rockets are simple rockets with few moving parts and a computer, they're produced on a factory line and have, essentially, three points of failure: failure to launch, failure to hit, failure to detonate. And a single failure can not only take out an entire squad of soldiers, several million dollar vehicles, but can decide the outcome of an entire skirmish.

It's completely unacceptable that a $78k piece of military grade hardware has the same failure rate as, say, a video game controller made in china.
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#46 - motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2015) [-]
Here's a marching band playing that last song.
Which is the Soviet March from Red Alert 3. Which was a pretty damn great RTS game.
C&C Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March

Little (not really) funny story about that game: I was doing the Soviet campaign many years ago, and I built up a ******* of these Apocalypse Tanks, like 30, which is enough steel to flatten a continent. These thing are like ******* Baneblades from Warhammer 40k, alright? They're so big that they can CRUSH OTHER TANKS. And they can self-repair.
The mission was to destroy the building the Japanese emperor was hiding in, so I sent them to destroy everything ending with the building. Just for ***** because it was a guaranteed win at that point, I sold every single one of my buildings so my only possession in that game was these tanks. Lo and behold, when the building exploded, the emperor said "Hahaha! You think I would hide in such a poorly-defended hovel?" and the whole map tripled in size and showed a ******* more Japanese **** , and the building he was ACTUALLY in was very heavily guarded and surrounded by ******* Gundams.
lefffuuuuuckmemeface.png
I said **** it and sent all my tanks straight to the emperor's place. They were tearing through everything in their path, but also getting shot the **** up from turrets and everything everywhere. Less than half of these massive hunks of metal and guns made it to destroy the Gundams and the emperor's hiding spot. When that **** collapsed, I breathed a sigh of relief.... until the emperor popped out of that building in A SUPER GUNDAM and wiped out all but one remaining tank. Thankfully even though he had ******** upon ******** of health (enough to survive against a dozen Apocalypse Tanks), his massive gun that killed all my other tanks couldn't one-shot one of these Russian masterpieces, because he and my last remaining tank were just whittling each other down. I knew I wasn't going to make it, but through SHEAR FORCE OF SOVIET WILL AND LOVE OF VODKA my tank killed the ****** with a mere 1% HP remaining. Comrade Dmitri had been the only survivor of this whole battlefield filled with ******** .
So **** those ******* slanty-eyed ***** .
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User avatar #88 to #42 - unoletmehavename (12/17/2015) [-]
Song name please ?
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User avatar #97 to #94 - unoletmehavename (12/17/2015) [-]
Thanks
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#27 - Indoknight (12/17/2015) [-]
mfw war
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#4 - heyword (12/16/2015) [-]
Not writing Speshal Forces, opportunity not taken
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#11 - gypsydude (12/16/2015) [-]
Someone mention mother Russia?
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#70 - thelastelephant (12/17/2015) [-]
That second to last Javelin malfunction, though
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User avatar #106 to #70 - kyubii (12/17/2015) [-]
That's an ERYX, not a javelin.

The last wasn't a Javelin either, it looked to be a FIM-92 Stinger.
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User avatar #28 - sgtmajjohnson (12/17/2015) [-]
Funker530 has all the best combat vids. Be warned, though, one of the site's writers gets a little weird politically.
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#59 - squeejee ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
For that javelin fails video i'm pretty sure at the last one that dudes hand comes off...
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User avatar #78 to #59 - severepwner (12/17/2015) [-]
Nah I watched the original video with sound.

He was alright, but got pretty disoriented. No external injuries were immediately observed.
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#47 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
The missile and tank reload ones..

Something super satisfying about them
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#69 to #47 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I love tanks. Especially when you get to see the interior. So cool...
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#85 to #69 - jokesexplain (12/17/2015) [-]
That pzkpfw IV cut
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User avatar #108 to #85 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
That's actually a PzKpfw VI Tiger
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User avatar #110 to #108 - jokesexplain (12/18/2015) [-]
I was smeckledorphed! I must train harder!
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User avatar #96 to #85 - zombiejew (12/17/2015) [-]
i think thats a tiger
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#32 - supercookieduster (12/17/2015) [-]
this one was great, keep the /k/omps coming
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User avatar #60 - lathyrusvii (12/17/2015) [-]
' They ain't alive no more that's for su-BRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt. '
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#56 - lionti (12/17/2015) [-]
I love the Javelin Missile **** ups. Its all cheers and then "oh **** , oh **** , oh God!"
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#48 - uglychino (12/17/2015) [-]
**uglychino used "*roll picture*"**
**uglychino rolled image**I love these videos. We should stop funding Javelins.
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