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motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2015) [-] 
Here's a marching band playing that last song.
Which is the Soviet March from Red Alert 3. Which was a pretty damn great RTS game.
Little (not really) funny story about that game: I was doing the Soviet campaign many years ago, and I built up a ******* of these Apocalypse Tanks, like 30, which is enough steel to flatten a continent. These thing are like ******* Baneblades from Warhammer 40k, alright? They're so big that they can CRUSH OTHER TANKS. And they can self-repair.
The mission was to destroy the building the Japanese emperor was hiding in, so I sent them to destroy everything ending with the building. Just for ***** because it was a guaranteed win at that point, I sold every single one of my buildings so my only possession in that game was these tanks. Lo and behold, when the building exploded, the emperor said "Hahaha! You think I would hide in such a poorly-defended hovel?" and the whole map tripled in size and showed a ******* more Japanese **** , and the building he was ACTUALLY in was very heavily guarded and surrounded by ******* Gundams.
lefffuuuuuckmemeface.png
I said **** it and sent all my tanks straight to the emperor's place. They were tearing through everything in their path, but also getting shot the **** up from turrets and everything everywhere. Less than half of these massive hunks of metal and guns made it to destroy the Gundams and the emperor's hiding spot. When that **** collapsed, I breathed a sigh of relief.... until the emperor popped out of that building in A SUPER GUNDAM and wiped out all but one remaining tank. Thankfully even though he had ******** upon ******** of health (enough to survive against a dozen Apocalypse Tanks), his massive gun that killed all my other tanks couldn't one-shot one of these Russian masterpieces, because he and my last remaining tank were just whittling each other down. I knew I wasn't going to make it, but through SHEAR FORCE OF SOVIET WILL AND LOVE OF VODKA my tank killed the ****** with a mere 1% HP remaining. Comrade Dmitri had been the only survivor of this whole battlefield filled with ******** .
So **** those ******* slanty-eyed ***** .
Which is the Soviet March from Red Alert 3. Which was a pretty damn great RTS game.
Little (not really) funny story about that game: I was doing the Soviet campaign many years ago, and I built up a ******* of these Apocalypse Tanks, like 30, which is enough steel to flatten a continent. These thing are like ******* Baneblades from Warhammer 40k, alright? They're so big that they can CRUSH OTHER TANKS. And they can self-repair.
The mission was to destroy the building the Japanese emperor was hiding in, so I sent them to destroy everything ending with the building. Just for ***** because it was a guaranteed win at that point, I sold every single one of my buildings so my only possession in that game was these tanks. Lo and behold, when the building exploded, the emperor said "Hahaha! You think I would hide in such a poorly-defended hovel?" and the whole map tripled in size and showed a ******* more Japanese **** , and the building he was ACTUALLY in was very heavily guarded and surrounded by ******* Gundams.
lefffuuuuuckmemeface.png
I said **** it and sent all my tanks straight to the emperor's place. They were tearing through everything in their path, but also getting shot the **** up from turrets and everything everywhere. Less than half of these massive hunks of metal and guns made it to destroy the Gundams and the emperor's hiding spot. When that **** collapsed, I breathed a sigh of relief.... until the emperor popped out of that building in A SUPER GUNDAM and wiped out all but one remaining tank. Thankfully even though he had ******** upon ******** of health (enough to survive against a dozen Apocalypse Tanks), his massive gun that killed all my other tanks couldn't one-shot one of these Russian masterpieces, because he and my last remaining tank were just whittling each other down. I knew I wasn't going to make it, but through SHEAR FORCE OF SOVIET WILL AND LOVE OF VODKA my tank killed the ****** with a mere 1% HP remaining. Comrade Dmitri had been the only survivor of this whole battlefield filled with ******** .
So **** those ******* slanty-eyed ***** .
