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Blind Guy " 12/ ) 13 as Nty_ Remus »
up before she does and make sure everyting rs ready
mug Manure her, cold cup er eggnog for me
we warm for a we In the crsplace, unfortunately
w rs well
she taps henway win the we mum and r we herons and set rt awn, seat her on the new next to the tree
she' s cute mamas, ankle socks, and her Han (normally up In a ponytas rs down and rumpled
shap a few photos, heally get a really good one ulnar "looking" at the camera and smang
see barges In Warming attenion
substract dog wth hrs present (rawhide hem
she wrapped all my presents, but the/ re Kurds repsoted
paper one WTF?
Haox rs laterally covered every square morn In muliple layers abduct tape
she games and asks rm heed help ehehehe rt
ACCEPTED
how ere she Home ths thog well?
use we to cut rt open
by heavy hex rs haled wth two hare's and a Phonebook
mthe hem
arse wrapped In repsoted paper
Saweet
Long story short, she got me Halo I, a sweater wth a collar (l We the look of I, she Just got l because she weed how sen l rem, and a box of wmm Golden Saber: she brogres and tells me her mom was laughng at the look on the claes race when he sold a we gm
ammo
r got her some more songs for her we a Marne copy Mme Hobit (warch she only had on tape), and a couple ammo books she can on her we (most of her ammo books are on cassette 'cause the dumped mews and sold them for penies)
Then the we momment
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sew starts mung
cool man, you got ths
sen, yuu' been shot at and weren' t ths nervous
ANDRENALINE DUMP
r" Oh, there' s we last em underlie tree
she watts expectantly
mout rt In her hand
she shreds the paper [every woman In my (awry spends ten years iarefurry unwrapping everyting they can save the paper shew tears through rt We a chainsaw r rave her)
why hex covered In velvet
addorable puzzled face; ream she doesn' she doesnt hex
she heures out howto open rt and has the Hing made
spuddenly, she freezes and turns bight red
m" Wwll you marry me?"
my only response rs a my primed squeak
yum
she squeaks searh, then thrashes around Mary wth her arms, hnds me, and my lap and crushes me In a heuehue
m" Yeal Yesyesyesyesyesyes"
sh gosh, she' s eryone
there holding her awkwardly werre she keeps making squeeker nurses and eryone win my chest
she heally calms down and asks me to put the Hing on for her
mozarts eryone searh when r rt on; It' s a lettle too he but hey
spead the rest ewe mummy on the couch, not sjyrha anyting, unha It' s hme to go meet the rest ewe exchange presents and announce the good hews
my parents are ecstacy; dad hiders me and says, "About hme
maer parents are ecstacy; herded already Knew r asked hrs W (rm , sue me) and me win the den for a invade talk and a glass really strong
me to the (awry
Heat lunch wth (awry and hands, then come heme
she' s humorme the Safety Dance to derserved prairie Marco Polo wth the dog werre r post ths
sees In hrs heaven, ans mm wth the world
So, how was Ms Cristmass
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#4 - ziji (12/20/2015) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** Tldr; Man loses house, has to pay alimony and child support
#36 to #4 - hikakiller (12/20/2015) [-]
Again with this "I'm cynical, please think i'm edgy" **** off with your truckloads of salt
User avatar #60 to #36 - nicktrue (12/21/2015) [-]
but the picture was so relevant. I would thumb if it was on any other content
User avatar #39 to #36 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
Being cynical is "edgy"?
#44 to #39 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
When it is so extremely needless, then yes. There is nothing edgier than ruining a heartwarming story with your salty attitude.
User avatar #45 to #44 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
There is nothing edgier than the edge of a knife....
#47 to #45 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Right.

Save for your salty attitude.
User avatar #48 to #47 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
Wait, what?

I'm not salty. Where was I salty?
#49 to #48 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought you were responsible for comment #4.

I apologize.
User avatar #50 to #49 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
NO WORRIES, PAL!
#51 to #50 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Dude... What is wrong with you?

Are you clinically insane or something?
User avatar #52 to #51 - purdon (12/20/2015) [-]
What?

I was just telling you not to worry about mistaking me for the other guy. So, I thought I would do it in caps as a humorous effect...

Which clearly didn't work.
#70 to #52 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
No, it really didn't. It just seemed like you were yelling me with an absurd verve.

Which would indeed be humorous if I didn't doubt your sanity so much.
#61 to #52 - hikakiller (12/21/2015) [-]
Calm down, Mr. edge
User avatar #58 to #4 - billyblooper (12/21/2015) [-]
A good roll for a bad comment
#59 to #4 - winterwlx (12/21/2015) [-]
I honestly chuckled
User avatar #57 to #4 - sweetjessierose (12/21/2015) [-]
**** , even the roll gods knew you were being salty as ****
#11 to #4 - seamusmcmaximus (12/20/2015) [-]
the roll gods betray you feelings
User avatar #5 to #4 - woote (12/20/2015) [-]
Boy, those fries are almost as salty as you.
#1 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
#13 - roflstorm (12/20/2015) [-]
BFG before he was BFG?
User avatar #41 to #13 - scowler (12/20/2015) [-]
******* WRECKED.
User avatar #14 to #13 - phendranadrifts (12/20/2015) [-]
I'll believe it
#62 to #13 - KnowinglyUnknown (12/21/2015) [-]
I love these stories, they're always so good to the heart.
User avatar #25 to #13 - MoparMan (12/20/2015) [-]
Well it's a guy on /k/ with a blind girlfriend/fiance, who states so in his username. I'm willing to bet its the same guy.
#2 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
This man here won at life. He has reached happiness. He is at the peak.
Sadly, precisely because he is at the peak of life, everything will go downhill from here on. Still, good job.
User avatar #22 to #2 - ticklebeast (12/20/2015) [-]
Don't ruin this moment for me T_T
User avatar #33 to #2 - misternobodie (12/20/2015) [-]
Dear diary: Anon was wise today...
#55 to #33 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
You'r a newfag eh?
#35 to #2 - toolumpy (12/20/2015) [-]
**toolumpy used "*roll picture*"**
**toolumpy rolled image**No, then he watches their (future) children grow up, his wife by his side. That's the peak.
User avatar #71 to #35 - theuglypanda (12/21/2015) [-]
Plot twist: the children are all blind
#66 to #2 - JustintheWaysian (12/21/2015) [-]
Or he plateaus.
User avatar #42 to #2 - neokun ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
A peak doesn't mean things go downhill. Only that things don't get any better, because they cant. Things can stay as happy as they are just now.

Go away with your cynical bs
User avatar #32 to #2 - failtolawl (12/20/2015) [-]
that's ******* retarded.
#65 to #2 - thepizzadevourer (12/21/2015) [-]
Jeez, really? So many people think that once they find someone right for them, things can only go downhill from there. As if finding a good life partner is the only thing worth doing.
User avatar #10 to #2 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
Maybe its not the peak, maybe the highest point is a huge plateau, which we can spend the rest of his life on~
User avatar #15 to #10 - lathyrusvii (12/20/2015) [-]
Your optimistic words clash horribly with your profile picture and username, and I am just a wee bit conflicted.
User avatar #17 to #15 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
Naaah, man, you can trust me!
I can bring you eternal bliss~
User avatar #18 to #17 - lathyrusvii (12/20/2015) [-]
You're a scary guy. I should go.
#19 to #18 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
wow, ok, r00d.
Im telling you the nice things i could do for you for free, and you just go up n call me scary and run away.

Thats not okay, dude, i didn't need this today!
User avatar #20 to #19 - lathyrusvii (12/20/2015) [-]
I feel like you think they're nice, but that might be a one-sided perspective.

But I am prty rood, so...
#21 to #20 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
Here i am, trying to be nice and **** . See someone down on their luck so i offer to cheer them up and make them happy again, but NO!
I just get doubted and villified and portrayed as the bad guy......

goddamnit.....
User avatar #23 to #21 - lathyrusvii (12/20/2015) [-]
So what you're saying is that you're a nice guy?
User avatar #26 to #24 - lathyrusvii (12/20/2015) [-]
... I am a wee bit conflicted.
#27 to #26 - erotictentacle (12/20/2015) [-]
there you go doubting me again..... why do you have to be so cruel...
#38 to #15 - toolumpy (12/20/2015) [-]
Just a random image. Still, the incongruity made me grin.
User avatar #40 to #38 - lathyrusvii (12/20/2015) [-]
... What? Who are you?
#8 - stevengruteman (12/20/2015) [-]
women are overrated in my opinion, too clingy, they're always asking me to take them out for ice ream, to put my hands on their enormous boobs, to pee in their vaginas, ect

theres only so much sex one man can have
#56 to #8 - brainbug (12/21/2015) [-]
*etc
#12 - mpghbombsaway (12/20/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas, FJ
#9 - secretdestroyers (12/20/2015) [-]
GIF
Her dad's fw...
#34 - severepwner (12/20/2015) [-]
Kinda subconsciously thought it was a Katawa Shoujo fanfic. Usually in a ponytail but down? You thought it too.
#31 - kraussbrs (12/20/2015) [-]
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I really though this was gonna end badly.
I was rather frigtened.
All ended nice
I feel warmth inside my chest.
User avatar #43 to #31 - asotil (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm feeling warmth but not in my chest
#29 - frostbitcanadian (12/20/2015) [-]
Help me, I'm FEEEEEEELLLIIIINNGGG!!!!
#6 - hitro (12/20/2015) [-]
i'm not crying.

#3 - ninjamanfu ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
happily ever after
#67 - meunlu (12/21/2015) [-]
is this guy the same guy who posted these?
User avatar #72 to #67 - perishing (12/21/2015) [-]
I think this guy has a blind girl and the one you posted has a deaf one.
#54 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh lawdy, Christmas is 5 days away. I think I might faint. I still don't have a present for my mother D:
User avatar #16 - Endofzeeworld (12/20/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas.
User avatar #53 to #16 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas Endofzeeworld
User avatar #7 - armwulf (12/20/2015) [-]
That is beyond adorable.
User avatar #68 - jaykombatyo (12/21/2015) [-]
I honestly found this really cute.
User avatar #64 - funnys (12/21/2015) [-]
this is the kind of relationship i dream for but know i will never get it never i feel depressed now
User avatar #46 - miia ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
SAFETY DANCE MENTIONED

GOTTA LISTEN TO IT
User avatar #37 - urs ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Ah, well, to the children the happiness.
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