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I conceived my firstborn on a shooting range bench. Telling him 12 years later was both the most hilarious and horrible thing Ne ever done ta a human being.
2 be at range with sen performing manly male bonding duties
2 rememberable son left metric ******** of porn site addresses en computerate night before
2 decide that he is of age to have "The Talk''
2 explain that sex is not only natural, but awesome and he should have it as wen as biology, charisma and logistics allows
2 explain that its not all fun and games
2 explain fun things like herpes, HIV and syphilis
2 finish up with unplanned pregancy. --
2 "Look, condoms aren' t great. but they protect you hem deadly, cockfighting diseases. Not to mention unplanned fatherhood."
2 Tm deadly serious, buddy. Because all it takes is ens time. Like, say, a single ramp en a shooting range b
table during a surprise thunderstorm and boom, we' re a father."
2 two seconds passa-
2 "Oh, yes. The range trip got rained out, nobody was around, why net en the table? Seemed like a good idea at the time. his condoms? F' fatt-. what are the this ens time?"
2 "Um, this range?"
2 with a grin of pure sadistic: glee
2 "This table."
2 stunned, disbelieving silence,
2 point at spot two feet in frend of his face
2 "Relight absolut, there."
2 runs away in horror..
2 'T) ONT YOU SEE, EDWIN? RETURNED TC) THAT FROM WHENCE YOU WERE SPAWNER) ll. l. ) LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALAC) Nll. lal. l. l."
Fatherhood is so ******* awesome sometimes.
I conceived my firstborn on a shooting range bench. Telling him 12 years later was both the most hilarious and horrible thing Ne ever done ta a human being.
2 be at range with sen performing manly male bonding duties
2 rememberable son left metric ******** of porn site addresses en computerate night before
2 decide that he is of age to have "The Talk''
2 explain that sex is not only natural, but awesome and he should have it as wen as biology, charisma and logistics allows
2 explain that its not all fun and games
2 explain fun things like herpes, HIV and syphilis
2 finish up with unplanned pregancy. --
2 "Look, condoms aren' t great. but they protect you hem deadly, cockfighting diseases. Not to mention unplanned fatherhood."
2 Tm deadly serious, buddy. Because all it takes is ens time. Like, say, a single ramp en a shooting range b
table during a surprise thunderstorm and boom, we' re a father."
2 two seconds passa-
2 "Oh, yes. The range trip got rained out, nobody was around, why net en the table? Seemed like a good idea at the time. his condoms? F' fatt-. what are the this ens time?"
2 "Um, this range?"
2 with a grin of pure sadistic: glee
2 "This table."
2 stunned, disbelieving silence,
2 point at spot two feet in frend of his face
2 "Relight absolut, there."
2 runs away in horror..
2 'T) ONT YOU SEE, EDWIN? RETURNED TC) THAT FROM WHENCE YOU WERE SPAWNER) ll. l. ) LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALAC) Nll. lal. l. l."
Fatherhood is so ******* awesome sometimes.
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