Just when vegans can't get worse. .. If you want a vegan pet, get a rabbit. Don't starve your cat to death because they can't survive on vegetables.
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Just when vegans can't get worse

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Submitted: 01/21/2014
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User avatar #11 - cupcakescankill (01/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If you want a vegan pet, get a rabbit.

Don't starve your cat to death because they can't survive on vegetables.
User avatar #9 - thelizardlord ONLINE (01/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Actually dogs are omnivores. They can eat anything. However, lack of protein isn't a good thing.
#26 - nyangiraffe (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
A gift for the vegans.
User avatar #30 to #26 - lordlolland (01/22/2014) [-]
In Danish, the word "gift" means poison...
So yeah, its a gift for the vegans.


"gift" also means married in Danish, I wonder why...
#25 - crazycommando (01/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i honestly on't understand that 						****					 where vegans try to shove the concept down others throats.... i mean i just switched to being a vegetarian ( at least trying too, i miss bacon...) but i don't shove it down other peoples throats, if they ask me why i dont eat meat i just answer and go on about my day....   
   
						*******					 psyco vegans : OMG dont u know dats bad i eat lettuce im a good person   
   
<MFW they crack 						****					 like that
i honestly on't understand that **** where vegans try to shove the concept down others throats.... i mean i just switched to being a vegetarian ( at least trying too, i miss bacon...) but i don't shove it down other peoples throats, if they ask me why i dont eat meat i just answer and go on about my day....

******* psyco vegans : OMG dont u know dats bad i eat lettuce im a good person

<MFW they crack **** like that
User avatar #42 - kumimono ONLINE (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Aren't dogs omnivorous? Need protein, naturally. But a cat vegan diet is murder...
#39 - mrmask (01/22/2014) [-]
vegan: I treat my body like a temple.
me: so do I.
vegan: what? but you eat meat!
me: It's a temple for Cthulhu.
vegan: that was a good line, so I won't shove the concept down your throat

I don't think he would have done it anyway, he's a swell guy.

inb4 cool story bro
User avatar #2 - logicstrike ONLINE (01/21/2014) [+] (11 replies)
now before mimicking the anger in the content may I remind you that dogs are omnivorous, and if the food has the right minerals in it dogs can survive without meat just like humans (maybe a bit cruel to force your way of life on an animal that can't chose for itself) so if it is balanced enough to be put on sale it would be like overpriced dog food, and it will be mega overpriced it's food marketed toward vegans.
So in summary it scams extra money out of vegans, does not kill the pet they are forcing their lifestyle on, and you get to call them a hypocrite for forcing their lifestyle on a poor animal.
User avatar #12 to #2 - joeyliquid ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Just ask a vet if you should give a healthy dog vegan dog food, they'll look at you at as a monstrosity. (It usually causes long-term health problems that I can't be assed to explain).
How do I know, well my dad was a Veterinary surgeon.. I mean I do agree with laughing at vegans, but vegan dog food does cause harm in the long-run... So I'm gonna happily mimic the anger in the content, even if they whole science part isn't then it's essentially correct.
Also before you ask about the long-term part. Google is your lord.
User avatar #34 - hellomynameisbill (01/22/2014) [-]
I find it hilarious how some vegans completely forget that there are other carnivorous animals in the world, and think that us choosing to eat meat makes us monsters. there are some animal rights activists that think if they set a zoo fulll of animals free, they would just live in harmony off of the fruits and berries and totally not die.
User avatar #21 - mastersaturday (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What if it's just a lie to satisfy the desires of vegans? What if it actually does have meat and protein in it, and some genius realized that he could exploit the stupidity of those pet owners for his own profit?
User avatar #24 to #21 - redrex (01/22/2014) [-]
that's false advertising and that's illegal
#43 - potatos ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
One of my dogs was allergic to animal protein when he was a puppy. We tried to feed him vegan food, but that only made him feel sick. He constantly threw up and **** pretty much everywhere in the house because of it.

We switched to food for allergic dog instead, which contains already processed animal protein, which he could eat with no problem. And today, he only has a problem with pork, he can eat all other types of meat.
I wouldn't feed that crap to a dog unless i had NO other choice.

Pic related, that's him.
#7 - CIS White Male (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't come across as a retard, but I always thought vegans were against owning pets? Doesn't make much sense the more that I consider it, but yeah. Anyone else?
User avatar #13 to #7 - logicstrike ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
that's more PETA as opposed to vegans in general
User avatar #48 - nucularwar (01/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My uncle's a vegetarian, but the only time anybody realizes this is dinnertime. He makes excellent food too.
Go visit my uncle, vegans and see how to do it without being a cunt
User avatar #53 to #48 - minnten (01/22/2014) [-]
is he vegan or vegetarian? There is a major difference as most (not all mind you) vegans do it out of some pseudo-morality, whereas vegetarians just do it to eat healthy and will still generally eat things like dairy, eggs, etc.
User avatar #27 - brrigg (01/22/2014) [-]
i'm not a vegan, however i can see the practicality of finding an alternative to meat. like the mars one project thing that's happening, they might not be able to raise livestock there for a very long time, but if they can grow a protein substitute that has the same taste and texture as real meat and our bodies treat it just like meat, then they would hardly notice that there wasn't any meat, and we probably wouldn't have to go through the hassle of transporting livestock to mars. i'm sure there's other practical uses for it as well, like if cows got some random ass supervirus that made them all go extinct. it would be nice to have like, some sort of pseudo beef to take it's place; however, that's very unlikely and i think that space colonization has a more realistic chance of needing this than some sort of bovine apocalypse.
#17 - CIS White Male (01/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I bet that most of you who agree with this are so gay frendly like most of this site.

Well now you are in **** faggots, if you think that natural design of all things living should be respected i.e. carnivorus animals eating meat then you should be consistent and treat gays the same way you treat these vegan faggots.

me: 1
fj:0
User avatar #33 to #28 - reginleif (01/22/2014) [-]
If homosexuality is genetic, then it follows that one day we can end it. Or make an army of gays either one.

But say if it was genetic, wouldn't we have families full of gays? It would show up in a manner resembling other genetic traits no?

As far as I can see, they pretty much have genetics accounting for 60% of sexual orientation. That isn't exactly convincing, personally I'm willing to be there is a heavy environmental factor.
User avatar #15 - richardstiffy (01/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My dog needs vegan food to live... he has a kidney disease and can not eat the protein in meat.
#1 - CIS White Male (01/21/2014) [-]
Oh, now I feel stupid for yelling at vegan who were complaining about feeding dog with meat in FJ comments yesterday or something like that.
Oh, now I feel stupid for yelling at vegan who were complaining about feeding dog with meat in FJ comments yesterday or something like that.
User avatar #40 - konradkurze (01/22/2014) [-]
reminds me

mad magazine tried to make a joke about making animals vegetarians and guessed they'd probably eat the meat flavor oxo cubes just to have something that tastes better than veggies
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