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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - stinkeye
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I'm lefty. ****.
User avatar #15 to #1 - reinmar
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Unfortunately not. It seems we have a higher chance of heart attack, brain disorders and are higher chance to go crazy
User avatar #4 to #1 - Daeiros
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(10/22/2013) [-]
being left handed doesn't shorten your lifespan, the average life expectancy for lefties is a bit lower because a bunch of left handed ******** off themselves trying to use right handed products like chainsaws and so they drag down the numbers
User avatar #29 to #4 - hugsta
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They're also more likely to be in car accidents. If a right handed driver and a left handed driver are about to collide head on, the majority of the time they will try to steer to their rights. Because they face opposite ways, their rights are opposite and they miss each other.
A left hander will swerve left more frequently. Him going left and a right-handed person going right will collide. Therefore, a left-hander head on will risk collision with a right-hander 9/10 times, but a right hander will only risk collision 1/10 times.

The average thing is interesting though. Comparing averages to an expected value can give very different results. For example, the number of arms on the next person you meet would be expected to be two, but because more people have missing arms than extra arms, you're extremely likely to meet someone with an above-average number of arms, since the average number of arms per person is slightly less than two.
User avatar #80 to #29 - ICEDgrunge
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(10/23/2013) [-]
As a left handed person, you taught me something I will cherish forever: Turn right when you see headlights.
User avatar #119 to #29 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(10/23/2013) [-]
I feel secure in knowing I have a significantly above average number of penises.
#134 to #4 - zenet
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Freaking lefties
Freaking lefties
User avatar #146 to #4 - themongoose
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(10/23/2013) [-]
it's not our fault! they're so awkward to use
User avatar #5 - TheHutchie
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(10/22/2013) [-]
******* hate that exploding head syndrome ********.

Every so often, maybe five or six times a year, I'll be drifting off to sleep and there's this really sudden, loud, sharp sound. It could be bang or a wail or just some kind of inexplicable, alien sounding noise, but there it is.

And just like that, I'm awake. **** you brain.
#85 to #5 - anon id: 640a1874
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(10/23/2013) [-]
I swear it feels like a ******* atomic bomb blew up in my livingroom.
User avatar #30 to #5 - lillamy
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I have that too. It happened about once in a month, but lately it happens very often. I hear different kinds of sounds though, everything from fireworks to loud steel springs. It doesn't scare me, but I get wide awake and my heart beats so ******* fast. It's creepy.
User avatar #106 to #5 - greenstrongworld
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(10/23/2013) [-]
But every time that happens to me, and it's the middle of night, I instinctively open the blinds, look outside and ponder about life. It's pretty neat actually, since you become instantly caffeine-fueled awake but your brain just can't catch up.
User avatar #109 to #5 - punnyjunky
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Those are also called hypnic jerks, my friend gets those. He says he hears something like a gunshot before going to sleep on occasion.
#135 to #5 - ripgeckosncherios
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(10/23/2013) [-]
I always thougught taht was some random part of the house mkaing a noise, because you know pressure relieve of what ever.
IT WAS IN MY HEAD ?!
User avatar #194 to #135 - TheHutchie
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Most of the time it is. But not all the time.
User avatar #48 to #5 - kaosminett
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(10/23/2013) [-]
i had that once too
actually no i didn't, i twitched in my sleep and kicked my tv remote across the room and into the wall and scared the piss out of myself
now i always huggies to bed
goodnights mean goodmornings
User avatar #7 to #5 - colourandshape
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I had it happen to me just once when i was 10. It was the weirdest thing ever. I woke up in the middle of the night and as soon as i did i heard a really loud boom. It was the scariest thing ever.
User avatar #2 - TittyCinnamon
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(10/22/2013) [-]
good comp but i had a hard time figuring out what the **** you were trying to say at the end.
#3 - harryhai
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(10/22/2013) [-]
the solution for everything: Chocolate
User avatar #20 to #3 - dbBlues
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Psst!

There's a cookie on the other shoulder
#164 to #20 - harryhai
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User avatar #54 to #20 - zabrakel
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(10/23/2013) [-]
How have I never noticed that?
#88 - potatophucker
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(10/23/2013) [-]
"exploding head syndrome."
User avatar #90 to #88 - dksidefortyone
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(10/23/2013) [-]
If I remember right, all that it is really is in normal circumstances, your brain can start to think it is hearing a noise, and it gets louder and louder and *Bang*, back to normal. No ill effects, just very startling.
User avatar #182 to #90 - fromtheinternets
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Holy **** I just remembered from your comment, that one time I woke up in the middle of the night and after a while I just started hearing this random rock riff in my head and it got louder and louder and I covered my ears, because it got ridiculously loud (>voice inside head >cover ears) and it just suddenly stopped. And I've never had those kind of experiences again.
User avatar #58 - alonetime
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the "smarter you are the more dreams you have" one completely destroyed me inside because i dont dream anymore....well not much
#125 to #58 - McCockAFucker
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i dream a ******* you should see my bedsheets and sometimes i do very ******* stupid things.
User avatar #161 to #58 - YoursTruley
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(10/23/2013) [-]
this one is 100% false, we all dream the same amount every night as long as you get into rem sleep, which you do; but you wont remember your dreams if you wake up at any other time than during rem sleep.
User avatar #60 to #58 - sonicthefast
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Well, I got a 29 on the ACT, and I didn't dream around that time at all. Either it's false or it's just that we can't remember it. I think the latter is more likely.

Hang in there.
User avatar #49 - ihaveakeyboard
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(10/23/2013) [-]
the intelligence one is obviously a lie!!!
I never dream!!!!
#73 to #49 - anon id: 3e2270ef
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(10/23/2013) [-]
Everyone dreams. You just do not remember your dreams (REM sleep (the stage in sleep where you dream) is very important.
#51 to #49 - BlackBerru
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User avatar #98 to #51 - BlizzXonetwothree
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What if I dream a lot but I'm not very intelligent?
User avatar #99 to #98 - BlackBerru
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(10/23/2013) [-]
you have the ********* luck
#100 to #99 - BlizzXonetwothree
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User avatar #83 to #51 - kikisu
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I've got narcolepsy, so I dream even when I'm awake! Go me! not really, it's horrifying to have waking dreams.
#52 to #51 - ihaveakeyboard
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(10/23/2013) [-]
you caught me   
 in case I didn't make it clear, I was being fecicious in my last post
you caught me
in case I didn't make it clear, I was being fecicious in my last post
User avatar #59 to #52 - adu
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(10/23/2013) [-]
facetious*
You're not doing a very good job convincing us of your intelligence.
User avatar #193 to #59 - ihaveakeyboard
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(10/23/2013) [-]
thank you, I am in fact an atroshious speller

that one was intentional
#137 - snakefire
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(10/23/2013) [-]
>high iq fighting off mental illness
Uhhhh... generally the higher your IQ the more insane you are.
#145 to #137 - feelythefeel
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#147 to #145 - snakefire
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Notable, when you see people like savants, their IQs could be up in the 200 range even. And they're generally retarded.
Notable, when you see people like savants, their IQs could be up in the 200 range even. And they're generally retarded.
User avatar #148 to #147 - feelythefeel
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"Retarded" =/= Insane. I would know, I'm a high-functioning autist myself.
User avatar #150 to #148 - snakefire
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Me as well.

But often, look at sociopaths and psychopaths.
They will generally have higher IQs too.
User avatar #152 to #150 - feelythefeel
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Yet your original post implied that people with high IQs tend to be insane, instead of the other way around. Not only that, but "Sociopaths and psychopaths" is a very small selection of people to be representing the "Insane" generalization. There are certainly cases of insanity that certainly don't help with IQs at all.
User avatar #153 to #152 - snakefire
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I'm just stating an observation.

Either generally the smarter someone is, the more mental issues they seem to have, or vice versa.

Just something I've noticed.
#166 to #153 - Elemental
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Also there is a studied link between intelligence and depression. Ignorance is truly bliss.
User avatar #156 to #153 - feelythefeel
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Believe me. If it's anything, it's vice-versa. Even then it's a flimsy point.
#16 - tweetieh
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(10/22/2013) [-]
i have that weird ass sound syndrome.... sometimes it sounds like something explodes, it's immensely loud, lasts for a second and then its gone xD
User avatar #10 - trisketthebiskit
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(10/22/2013) [-]
are we just going to ignore the fact that he said exploding head syndrom is a thing what the **** man
User avatar #11 to #10 - zomitlu
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Look it up, it's interesting.
User avatar #32 to #11 - lillamy
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And annoying. I sort of like that I have it because I'm interested in anything that has to do with dreams and sleep, but it's pretty annoying when you need to sleep and then BAM, suddenly you're awake again!