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This is the mend night in a row that my sleep has been interrupted due
to the neighbours in the estate see yards trom my house having what I can
only describe as porn star sex. At first I thought the woman [WHO I have
been listening to tor twenty mins now) was being tenured but this is clearly
not the case we my gee! I I en my gee! I I Yes! I Yessa I Yes! I l) perhaps it
is naive mete Keep telling myself she is winning at scrabble or has
sewed a countdown conundrum but it' s all I can m not to go crazy. I have
determined trom her means - which are clear as a bell and echo around
in the night she is most certainly Foolish and in her late
Ed' s maybe early Ed' s. This is the mend night I have had to clase my
winders and effectively hot hyox myself in my stuffy room to amid phrases
such as "you dirty dirty dirty where" and "go get a towel and clean yourself
up". It was funny yesterday but now its plain disgusting and rude and she
is fairing it. I am livid. As I type, I can hear her cries through my
double glazed winders- You Foolish where-
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#13 - ermandgard (06/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
How do you know shes polish?
#16 to #13 - ImFrumAija (06/17/2014) [-]
Cause she polishing that dick
Cause she polishing that dick
User avatar #7 - TITTYFISH (06/17/2014) [-]
This pretty much happened to me last summer. Two people in the next building over were being quite loud with their activities. It got to the point where I had to stick my head out of the window and shout "She's faking it!" They immediately quieted down and I haven't heard a peep since.
#8 - knightfinch (06/17/2014) [-]
What's the problem, I must have missed it?
What's the problem, I must have missed it?
#15 - antzell ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I bet it's this girl.
#2 - xcoreyx (06/16/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Fair warning, this is a tangent and does not represent my opinion of this content. I thought it was hilarious overall.

I ******* hate it when people casually use terms like "whore" or "slut" to refer to any female who has sex. They could easily be a committed and faithful couple who enjoy having loud dirty sex. Also you don't know for sure if she's faking it. She could just be exaggerating her screams because he's into that.

But I think it's a serious problem, and is a large part of why women feel like they should be ashamed of their sexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having sex, and no one should give a **** who you have it with or how often (unless it involves cheating or some other circumstance). Using negative terms like that makes people think that sex is bad, and that it's something to hide. So please just stop. Everyone.

Just think I should mention that I am male and very against modern radical feminism
User avatar #6 to #2 - kennyh (06/17/2014) [-]
Whatever. If she is doing porn the she is LITERALLY a whore.
#48 - dubh (06/17/2014) [-]
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#56 - cantexplain (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Poland mentyon. Swell with potato
#30 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Content is Welsh
Swell with sheep, Celts and dead languages.
Pic related because glorious Welsh/Scottish/N-Irish brotherhood.
#38 - spermanentthreat (06/17/2014) [-]
I was on a festival last week

Wanted some sleep at 4am but instead I listened to my tentneighbours having an 1 hour threesome (2 female, 1 male). The first thing I heard was: "Oh yeah, yeah, what? Already? Guess it was too hot."
The last dialog was:

Girl: "Ah, Ah. What do you do anyway?"
2nd Girl: "Basically, I'm just watching you"
Guy: "What? Nobody in the mood anymore? Ah, **** it!"

And then they just talked...all in all they chatted more than they ****** .
#76 - doctorprofessornv (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
-Go up to house, knock on door
-"Hey it sounds like you guys are having a good time, mind if I join?"
-Worst case scenario, they shut up
-Bet case scenario, you get to participate in a three-way
-Either way, profit
User avatar #74 - derpwolf ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#67 - rundas (06/17/2014) [-]
Welsh names sound like they're from a fantasy world.
"I am Ser Bronllys and I have come to slay the Ice Dragon Ilyswen"
#55 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh Yahoo another Georgie
User avatar #39 - ryuggu (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Nice post, but i don't really get this hate on "Polish whore". Like how the **** do you even know where she comes from, judging by her moans. There's a lot of similar accents if you ask me.
User avatar #32 - shogg (06/17/2014) [-]
I heard my sister having sex once.
She was very loud and the entire house heard her.
User avatar #31 - hellomynameisbill (06/17/2014) [-]
this made me think of sophie and oleg from 2 Broke Girls

imagine them saying those words.

imagine it.
#28 - Orc (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**Orc rolled image** 200 yards away and you can still hear her through your walls? What kind of ****** neighborhood does Georgie live in?
User avatar #57 to #28 - timelordjam (06/17/2014) [-]
You get some pretty decent rolls m8
#22 - kibbleking (06/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have a problem with it.
User avatar #12 - rwmwaffle (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - usafdirtboyz (06/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #29 to #10 - aangbingo (06/17/2014) [-]
Small Welsh city.
I lived there for a while, nice place.
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