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#1 - woothedoo (12/07/2015) [-]
Ain't ever had one of them fancy Girlfriends I Keep hearing bout, but I did get to watch my friends sister die 10 times to the Asylum Demon before proclaiming it was impossible
User avatar #70 to #1 - lettherebespam (12/11/2015) [-]
I remember my first experience with the Asylum Demon. I died to him a few times before I realized there was a door. Even got him past half health a couple times
User avatar #3 to #1 - alfibrakiz (12/07/2015) [-]
my GF rekt him on the second try.
User avatar #7 to #3 - sanitarysan (12/07/2015) [-]
whens the wedding scrub?
User avatar #8 to #7 - alfibrakiz (12/07/2015) [-]
Probably in about 8-10 years.
User avatar #4 to #1 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
Dark Souls II made it surprisingly easier for me, I was expecting a huge learning curve from starting with the second one.
User avatar #14 to #4 - janeyzombie (12/07/2015) [-]
>Dark Souls 2
>challenging
#30 to #14 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
>comparing dark souls 2 to your first playthrough of dark souls 1 even though you are now more experienced as you have probably completed dark souls 1 multiple times
User avatar #42 to #30 - alucardhell ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
played 2 first then played 1 after, Dark Souls 1 is still the harder game by far.
User avatar #21 to #14 - wrinklynewt (12/07/2015) [-]
>darklurker
>ancient dragon (not toe trick)
User avatar #23 to #21 - matamune (12/07/2015) [-]
>Royal rat authority
User avatar #24 to #23 - wrinklynewt (12/07/2015) [-]
those friggin toxic rats
User avatar #25 to #24 - matamune (12/07/2015) [-]
>Dat toxic damage
User avatar #26 to #25 - wrinklynewt (12/07/2015) [-]
dem hitboxes
User avatar #27 to #21 - janeyzombie (12/07/2015) [-]
Ancient Dragon is no more than an instant kill boss
Real challenging

Darklurker I might cave in but he's not all that challenging either
User avatar #35 to #1 - advice (12/08/2015) [-]
Asylum demon hard as hell doe

dat booty too hypnotizing
#38 to #35 - woothedoo (12/08/2015) [-]
You got dat bigger, flaming Demon fire sage booty, and you hung up on asylum demon?
User avatar #49 to #35 - emptysuperman (12/08/2015) [-]
Took me three tries. But that was because I never figured out the plunge attack until my second play through
#66 to #49 - linkgamer (12/08/2015) [-]
It took me 4 tries, before I killed it.
I then went over to my friend's house and started a new run, and as i killed it he told me he used the ledge. I had not known you could pussy-fight it till then.
User avatar #37 to #35 - talonhalfstar (12/08/2015) [-]
I don't follow the game, but i heard managing to jump from the ledge onto it's head deals significant damage.
User avatar #41 to #37 - advice (12/08/2015) [-]
spoiler alert: you go back to the starting area and fight it for reals no gimmick
User avatar #40 to #37 - plazmaflare (12/08/2015) [-]
Yeah it's a tutorial for DS and the only one of three instances in the game you get any clear instructions on what to do. You're supposed to run away from the demon, come back and plunge attack the ****** .
User avatar #15 to #1 - Abortedwafflez (12/07/2015) [-]
I died to asylum demon probably 13+ times before I beat him. And yet I managed to beat Taurus first try and beat Artorias naked with a +10 falchion
#68 to #15 - einsampibroch (12/08/2015) [-]
I beat Asylum Demon first time, but mucked up on Taurus twice. I still feel casul 'bout it when I think about it.
User avatar #55 to #15 - greyhoundfd (12/08/2015) [-]
I couldn't beat the Taurus demon until I figured out that it was vulnerable to lightning. My first move every time I start the game is to strip naked and run to get the Zweihander, so you can guess how well that thing holds up against a lightning two-hand zweihander directly to the forehead.
#52 to #15 - aluckylurker (12/08/2015) [-]
Meh, I didn't do it naked but I also beat Arty on my first try without ever watching anything with him in it. I just thought people were making a big deal out of him, until I remembered that I hide behind an upgraded Giant's Shield (high stability > funny flipping around)
#20 to #1 - dragontamers (12/07/2015) [-]
I spent an entire hour trying to get past the Asylum Demon. I still haven't succeeded.
#22 to #20 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Try uhh.. opening your eyes when you play..
User avatar #44 to #22 - garymotherfingoak (12/08/2015) [-]
to be fair DS has a bit of a learning curve, especially with people that dont adapt to vidya right away. the asylum demon keeps you there until you learn how to dodge properly.
#6 - angelious ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
be careful. last time a lion went in to fetch something from the middle of a stampede it didnt end too well for anybody involved....
User avatar #64 to #6 - idontknowwhattouse (12/08/2015) [-]
scar did pretty well for a little while
User avatar #5 - kaiserdjg (12/07/2015) [-]
the earth has too many people on it
#10 to #5 - kenshirokisame (12/07/2015) [-]
next your gonna say "We need a new Plague."
#50 to #10 - ayumu (12/08/2015) [-]
We need another genocide
#12 to #5 - benadryl (12/07/2015) [-]
contribute to fixing that problem
User avatar #17 - failtolawl (12/07/2015) [-]
I never knew that male lions had the capability of doing more than marking territory, destroying lion pussy, and killing lion babies. Thanks for this gif.
User avatar #48 to #17 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2015) [-]
Male lions are significantly stronger but also a lot slower, hence the laziness.
They're also incredibly inpatient when it comes to food.
User avatar #63 to #17 - hudis (12/08/2015) [-]
Males hunt sometimes. Not as often as females, but regularly enough.
User avatar #18 to #17 - drpenguinz (12/07/2015) [-]
defend their territory?
females hunt, males protect in general, not always as the gif proves ...thats how i thought it works.
User avatar #31 to #17 - lennybrown (12/08/2015) [-]
If a male lion is hungry they hunt but most of the time they get feed by the lioness so they don't really get hungry. He was just in the area anyway since those jeeps and its quite possible the there was a ranger herding the animal toward the lions.
#2 - PSpepper (12/07/2015) [-]
Straight outta nowhere.
User avatar #57 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
i thought it was going to be another one of those repeating gifs. You nearly pissed me off OP.
User avatar #43 - askafj (12/08/2015) [-]
"When my GF can't..."

Ok let me just stop you right there, op. I mean, very bold of you, but starting with a lie is just not going to work.
#47 to #43 - MuahahaOfLore [OP](12/08/2015) [-]
We just broke up
#33 - donfailed ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Aren't male lions supposed to be wicked lazy? How hungry was this guy to do this
User avatar #46 to #33 - Bruda (12/08/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* I'd say. Female lions are supposed to hunt. Male lions are just lazy powerhouses.
#45 - twentyseconds (12/08/2015) [-]
my gf has played this online game called wizard 101 for like years and you basically have a deck of cards that are spells, she got stuck on a really "hard" boss saying she never gets any good cards from her deck. I tell her she should just make a smaller deck with only her best cards... she said that was the stupidest thing she ever heard to not use all her cards.

i offered to fight the boss for her, she laughed because she played the game for years and i had never even heard of it until i watched her play it. Well she let me try it and i banked like nearly her entire deck and fought the boss.

It wasnt even a close battle, just by moving things around in the deck i made her champ 10x stronger. right before i killed it she shut down the lap top and baned me from playing her game. She was upset that i was able to give her character more strength in 10 mins with no knowledge of the game then she had over the past few years
#54 to #45 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
jesus she kept her spells from lvl 1?

basicaly why thats retarded is because you draw random spells, at like lvl 20 you dont want lvl 1 spells in your hand. So yeah you only want to use spells your lvl and keep your deck small.
User avatar #53 to #45 - thesunpraiser (12/08/2015) [-]
**** , I remember playing W101. She really thought that was stupid? "What do you mean I shouldn't keep using 5 lightning serpents when I have 2 krakens and 3 storm sharks?"
Goddamn.
User avatar #51 to #45 - aangbingo (12/08/2015) [-]
I played Wizard 101 when it came out, that was nearly 7 years ago here.
Jesus.
User avatar #16 - angelusprimus (12/07/2015) [-]
Human equivalent would be when you get sick of waiting for your wife to cook dinner, you go to make one yourself and burn yourself on a hot pan.
#13 - wanpanman ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Holy **** ...i remember that feeling... Lesson learned, just let them get on with it. Don't help or you'll always be helping.
#56 - totallytito ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
I tried getting my GF to play armored core, but she focused more on making it a beautiful super robot Gundam instead of making it a practical weapon of mass destruction.

It's okay, she'll learn.

Besides, she did much better when she figured out how to rebuild Nineball.
User avatar #59 to #56 - gypsydude (12/08/2015) [-]
Hey, shes secretly helping you in making your Gundam nice. Cause when your enemies die they at least get to see something nice before they exploded into a fire ball
#60 to #59 - totallytito ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Nah bruddah I'm good.
I have a hover-legged AC with the strongest pile driver, a moonlight, and a core that has integrated weapon pods for ranged combat.
I sacrificed capacity for output, and armor sacrificed for speed.

I recently colored it red and yellow and called it OPM-01; "One Punch Man"
User avatar #61 to #59 - totallytito ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
but I will admit, I have a few save files with her AC's because she really knows how to make them look good
User avatar #32 - Crzychipmunk ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
they are all ducking their heads in her direction, and you can almost hear her thoughts. "Those horns hurt like crap man"
#28 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
I thought it was an loop gif
#9 - zurearie (12/07/2015) [-]
I have a feeling this dinner was sponsored by all these people creating a funnel for them.
User avatar #11 to #9 - mysticpichu (12/07/2015) [-]
Sadly the way things go in Africa. People pay big money to see lions hunt (if you can call this hunting) and in doing so create scenes like these with which you basicly create roaming zoo animals. A good example of eco tourism gone wrong.
#39 - phoenixwinter (12/08/2015) [-]
Later I'm sorry
#65 - boarderlinegreat (12/08/2015) [-]
he went in for the kill
User avatar #19 - bakinboy ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i bet they would still play with a laser pointer
#29 - gingershavetrolls (12/07/2015) [-]
**gingershavetrolls used "*roll picture*"**
**gingershavetrolls rolled image** Lions
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