Just Sayan.... Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!.. I don't see a second 9/11.
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#6 - itscometothis (07/31/2014) [-]
Prevalent = More Media Coverage
User avatar #9 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
this is the mosst retarded thing I've ever seen.
#23 to #9 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
more retarted then the idea you can keep an entire country drug clean while you cant even keep your prisons clean?
#56 to #23 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Def: Having been made tart an additional time
See also: Irony
#1 - logasmical ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't see a second 9/11.
I don't see a second 9/11.
#21 to #1 - captaincapital ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
yea I bet everyone predicted the first 9/11
User avatar #2 to #1 - katothepotato (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not saying they're on the same level, but what about the first Fort Hood shooting and the Boston Bombing?
#7 to #1 - neefew (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't see a second twin towers
User avatar #12 to #7 - truesmokewolf (07/31/2014) [-]
Actually they're now joined into one tower that is exactly 1,776 feet tall. You know why? Declaration of Independence signed; 1776. Swell with pride.
#19 to #12 - gatorade (07/31/2014) [-]
Awwww Yeeeaaahhh!!!
User avatar #25 to #19 - mathmanchris ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Nobel prizes in every 100,000,000 inhabitants:
USA 1.03
UK 1.86
Germany 1.29
France 0.88
Sweden 2.95
But yeah, you're still better than the french, congratulations.
User avatar #50 to #25 - makotoitou (07/31/2014) [-]
Found the jealous european.
User avatar #45 to #25 - collateraldamageco (07/31/2014) [-]
what are the actual numbers of nobel prizes in each country? the nobel prize density or however you want to describe what you're putting numbers for is misleading
User avatar #48 to #45 - plumpbooty (07/31/2014) [-]
i posted it below
User avatar #26 to #25 - mathmanchris ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
*in every 1,000,000 I'm sorry.
User avatar #38 to #25 - plumpbooty (07/31/2014) [-]
You can prove anything with statistics, dood.

Number of Nobel laureates by country:
USA 349
UK 116
Germany 101
France 66
Sweden 30

Population density only says so much. In terms of the actual success of the country, density does **** .
User avatar #24 to #1 - mathmanchris ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
You didn't see the first one either until it was too late, did you?
User avatar #33 to #1 - kodex (07/31/2014) [-]
They only needed one...
User avatar #57 to #1 - assdoreponyfucker (07/31/2014) [-]
boston bombings
#22 to #1 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's cause you can't fart without the NSA knowing about it. You didn't won, you just asume everybody is a terrorist and call it a victory.
#27 to #1 - emptysuperman (07/31/2014) [-]
Cuz the building are already gone, dude.
#4 to #1 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
***** , we have one every year.
User avatar #8 to #4 - powerbook (07/31/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #40 to #18 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #53 to #40 - jmmora (07/31/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #58 to #53 - gunslayer (07/31/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#62 to #58 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
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#39 - economicfreedom (07/31/2014) [-]
Milton Friedman - No Possible Employer
Working More to Earn Less | Why the Poor Stay Poor | Learn Liberty We declared a war on poverty and created a class of people who are unable to find jobs due to government policies.
The way are welfare system is set up quite literally penalizes people for working.
User avatar #44 to #39 - catburglarpenis (07/31/2014) [-]
I can't even tell people how true this is. To qualify for small government programs, I have to keep my money away from the tax man and earn all my cash under the table. To qualify for my veteran's benefits, I have to make sure all my money is in cash and none of my transactions are bank-traceable. This is after 4 years of military service, and I still barely make enough to scrape by. Now I'm trying to get back into the military, and I'm having to hide half my records from the recruiting people to get in.

Information really is "need to know", and it's up to you to share as little as possible.

Reminds me of a story that Richard Machowicz from Future Weapons was talking about. He spoke about how he doesn't have 20/20 vision in one of his eyes, so he had to memorize the eye chart to get into the SEALs. There are tests to see if your vision is what you say it is, but the government doesn't care.

They don't need you to have 20/20 vision. They need you to have the tenacity to defeat their tests. They know if you have the tenacity to defeat their tests, you'll find a way to get the job done. Just ask all the Recon Marines that got put into Small Light Armored Vehicles for the incidents surrounding Generation Kill... when there were piles of marines trained specifically for Light Armored Vehicles.

The general said that "I wanted my best troops out there, and I didn't care about their training, I cared about whether or not I knew that they could get the job done. The Recon boys did an excellent job.
User avatar #3 - charredenay (07/31/2014) [-]
THAT'S IT! I AM NOW DECLARING WAR ON PROGRESS, INTELLIGENCE, AND THE ECONOMY! Please excuse me while I create some militias to make sure none of those things get into America.
User avatar #11 to #3 - synystyr (07/31/2014) [-]
It seems you have a goal shared by current government leaders.
User avatar #15 to #3 - tylermcall (07/31/2014) [-]
Because a joke always gets funnier when it is expanded on.
#16 to #15 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Because the joke was funny to begin with
User avatar #55 - healerpants (07/31/2014) [-]
We declared war on sucking dicks and OP came into the country
#10 - dixsaan (07/31/2014) [-]
What i thought from the title...
#51 to #10 - azraelthemage (07/31/2014) [-]
He's a Super Saiyan in that picture.
He's a Super Saiyan in that picture.
User avatar #5 - turkeyslapper (07/31/2014) [-]
They already are it's called tax.
#52 - kingofswag (07/31/2014) [-]
who needs to work anyways. I don't. the president awarded me the nobel swag prize of honor with a unlimted access to cash. so I bought everyones swag. good luck trying to ur filthy hands on swag again. I bet most of u are a wee bitch and poor unlike me.
User avatar #20 - leonhardt (07/31/2014) [-]
My god, it's brilliant!
User avatar #14 - deathdiedead (07/31/2014) [-]
So curious to know what Dewey said.
#17 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
We need to kill all the Muslims, that would stop the terrorists. But people are pussies and are afraid to do that.

The drug problem can be solved a lot easier. Just stop ******* doing drugs. I don't understand why this is such a foreign idea... you shouldn't do drugs in the first place. It's not up to the government, they did what they can, the people need to step in now.
#28 to #17 - apurpleliger (07/31/2014) [-]
You don't really understand the war on drugs, do you? The people that do then don't want to stop. Telling people they need to stop doing drugs is exactly what the government has been trying to do, and people still do them. Maybe you think people shouldn't do drugs in the first place, but people also shouldn't speed or smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol either, since they all can be harmful too. And look, people still do it. People still choose to put their bodies at risk for their personal pleasure. It's human nature.

I ain't saying drugs are good, but trying to tell people to just stop doing them ain't gonna work.
User avatar #34 to #28 - brokentrucker (07/31/2014) [-]
Just wanna point this out, but alcohol isn't really that bad. Its excessive amounts that are bad.
#36 to #34 - apurpleliger (07/31/2014) [-]
And a lot of people would argue that marijuana isn't that bad either. Drunk driving also tends to be more dangerous than high driving.
User avatar #37 to #36 - brokentrucker (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, driving with your abilities impaired anyway is ******* retarded. There's plenty of uses for both of those, alcohol and weed. Do note, I"m only the occasional drinker.
#42 to #37 - apurpleliger (07/31/2014) [-]
Yes, both are bad, but while weed puts you at the point where you cannot drive defensively and thus avoid accidents, alcohol tends to be the cause of the accidents by making you drive more recklessly. I do neither. And, yes, compared to a lot of drugs alcohol isn't very bad. But I think that if alcohol is legal so should weed, since it in general causes less damage.
#31 to #17 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
tell people not stick light bulb there own ass see how far this gets
#29 to #17 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Just legalize drugs and violent crime will go down it is already starting in Colorado. eventually the Junkies will weed themselves out. Basically it is a simple Darwinian equation if you are stupid enough to lose your life to drugs I can't help you and you don't deserve to remain in the gene pool anyways.l
#30 - infiniteburrito (07/31/2014) [-]
Muslims create terrorism, international smugglers bring in drugs. We have the largest army, air force, and navy on the planet but we're too stupid to use them on borders
#49 to #30 - tugaii ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Because The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 prohibits them from doing so.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - killmoves (07/31/2014) [-]
China has the largest army.
#35 to #32 - infiniteburrito (07/31/2014) [-]
Your mom has the largest ass
#59 to #32 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
well acktually if you are talking about numbers I am pretty sure that north korea has the most people at arms
User avatar #63 to #59 - killmoves (08/01/2014) [-]
Nope. Still China.
#41 to #30 - economicfreedom (07/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the government shouldn't make it so profitable to smuggle drugs then.
#60 - shiphotel (07/31/2014) [-]
the real question is "what is a cow path?"
#43 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Smartasses everywhere
Smartasses everywhere
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