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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - officechair
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User avatar #17 to #3 - Cilreve
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I don't see why taking out a sub with a tank could be impossible. Really ******* hard, but not impossible. I mean if they're up on the surface and within a few miles of the shore then why the **** not?
#16 to #3 - wumbido
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heres the original
#6 - radfactory
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#11 to #6 - anon id: 8c3caae4
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Well, he doesn't.
#4 - RageRambo
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I had Jury Duty today. I sat in a room doing nothing for about an hour before the DA came in and said that we weren't needed. Sadly I did not get to judge people.
I had Jury Duty today. I sat in a room doing nothing for about an hour before the DA came in and said that we weren't needed. Sadly I did not get to judge people.
User avatar #12 to #4 - greyhoundfd
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>Harming excal
What is this madness?
#13 to #4 - verybigcupwithsoda
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whats this machinima from
User avatar #15 to #13 - jellytamer
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warframe, its a game for PC or ps3/4
#19 to #15 - verybigcupwithsoda
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oh yea i meant to ask whats the machinima. p.s radial blind is the best
User avatar #27 to #4 - brandinifettucine
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Well ain't this some ********.
>Be me 2 weeks ago
>have to report to jury duty at 9:30 am
>get excited because justice calls my name
>get to building on time and have to wait in a room
>30 min. later, get called for a case with about 20 people
>we head up by a couple floors
>get told "sorry we don't need this group right now"
>go back down to waiting room
>2 hours pass, lunchtime but we had to pay our own lunch and have to report back to waiting room at 1:30 pm
>buy a coke and snack
>walk around downtown for a while
>come back to waiting room at 1 pm
#28 to #27 - brandinifettucine
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cont'd
>2 hours pass by
>*****************.jpg
>might as well listen to music
>another group was called in 5 min. later
>thought it was my group because music blocked my hearing but no it wasn't
>about another hour passes by
>**** it, gonna go to sleep
>wake up 30 min. later
>still haven't been called
>all of a sudden after like 20 min. later hear "Thank you everyone for your patience but we unfortunately do not need this group of people for this year. As we call your name, come up, and pick your completion sheet that exempts you for jury duty for a year."
>get up to get certificate
>go home
>MFW
User avatar #5 to #4 - fjsknight
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Every Stalker encounter for me until I got volt.
#1 - flyingfeces
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I like this character way of thinking.
You see I have started this routine where somehow I always take my early morning dumps at work.
I just love getting paid for ********.
#18 to #1 - atma
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Poop breaks were my absolute favorite part of working in retail
I'm never ever going back
#7 - smileulz
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#8 to #7 - smileulz
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#9 to #8 - smileulz
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#10 to #9 - smileulz
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User avatar #14 - reginleif
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Where the **** do the courts pay your lunch? 0.o
#20 to #14 - fatalhermit
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well... probably happens when the jury is locked up to chose whether the verdict is innocent since they cant legally starve them to death
User avatar #21 to #20 - reginleif
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yet.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Sethorein
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Don't they pay you a ****** "salary" for the time you'll have to take off work?
User avatar #23 to #22 - reginleif
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In California yes, pay's around 12-16 dollars a day with a 2 dollar transportation bonus if you live more than 5 miles away.

Which is why I asked where the **** they serve free meals at...... that sounds a lot better.

User avatar #24 to #23 - Sethorein
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I've heard of the mythical "pizza party verdict decision". Everyone on Jury sits in a room deciding the innocence of the party and they're given free pizza...

Still, only a legend I believe...
User avatar #25 to #24 - reginleif
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No idea, I never got chosen. Freaking rare to serve and even then a lot of people intentionally try to get off.
User avatar #26 to #25 - Sethorein
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In the screening process just say you really hate Jews. That'll get you off Jury duty for most white collar crime.
User avatar #29 to #26 - reginleif
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I'm an idealistic bastard, I have to try to get on jury duty because of my wanting a fair trial myself.

#2 - anon id: 5194ae67
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(08/28/2014) [-]
Man, black people are scum bags.