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#2 - missionamp (04/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This made me sad...
User avatar #14 - burdensomebucket (04/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Number 3: Your children can never MAKE you do anything. Seriously, if you kid demands like a little bitch for you to buy them a toy man the **** up and say no.

Number 4: Implying your kid will grow up to be an asshole and not one of the fat kids/ nerds.

Number 5: Again, your child can not DEMAND anything from you.

Number 6: Hey, at least your kid is smart enough to graduate 7 years of college. Also, if the job he chooses makes him happy, who are you to say no.

Number 7: Most often, your property is licensed in your name. So your kid could only get a business loan using property as collateral with your consent. And if you consent to that knowing its a **** business idea, you're also an idiot.

Number 8: Maybe, just maybe, your son knows her better than you do?

Numbers 9 and 10: Or... you could just say no instead of letting your kid walk all over you?

TL;DR: Having kids isn't so bad if you're not a ****** parent
User avatar #1 - cptmctavish (04/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Thats pretty harsh...
Sure children suck, but there are also good points. i actually think raising a child is an awesome adventure
User avatar #3 - rulebysecrecy (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**** that **** . I always try to make my old man proud.
#cunty kids.
#15 - hudge (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't you try comparing this lousy cunt to my relationship with my family.
User avatar #29 - thechosentroll (04/25/2014) [-]
Or you could just raise your kid to not be a twat.
#16 - scarmanagent (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I used to be one of the worst kids out there. But now i try whatever i can to please my parents, mainly with money.
User avatar #19 to #16 - youmotherfather (04/25/2014) [-]
your dad called, said he wanted you to kill yourself, he can't stand the thought of having a huge cock-mongling, cum-glazing, butthurt faggot as a son
#90 - gayboard (04/25/2014) [-]
"And DATS why i'll never have kids!"
#81 - pfccross (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
tl;dr - I learned to love my dad and my life was better for it.

Im 20 and i'll admit i used to be a pretty bad son because my dad lost his temper all the time, so we never got along. The tiniest things would set him off and I hated him for it. Then one day in probably 11th grade I had a thought. What if my dad died. I laughed about it for a moment, but I started to actually think about it. If by some accident or medical issue, he would be gone forever. I started to think of all the things that behind his temper, he actually did a lot for me and the rest of my family. My sister got knocked up and couldn't finish collage, and my brother was mentally handicapped and caused my father a medical condition from all the stress it put him through, and then there was me. I was the only normal one and the youngest. I was like his last chance to have been successful as a father and he was visibly getting older. I started to appreciate him after that and I think he saw it and he after my brother moved out on social security and my sister moved in with her husbands parents, started to see me that way. A more appreciative person trying harder to succeed at life. We started being able to talk about things, and he shared a lot of invaluable life experience to help me through my problems getting through college and life in general. I feel like my life is a lot better now that we get along. I think hes the strongest support I have in every way right now, and sometimes I can be his support too. Lord knows he will need it when hes too old to care for himself, but I think he feels better too, like his future finally doesn't look like inevitable failure. Especially after seeing his oldest, my mentally handicapped brother, not be able to hold down even the simplest job because "he doesnt like being told what to do".

love your dads guys. Once they are gone, they are gone. There is so much to be gained by a good father-son relationship
#114 - ronjeremysweiner (04/25/2014) [-]
or raise your kid to not be a little cunt
#84 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1-4 are regular things that kids can't help, just made to sound horrible. 5 and 6 are pure opinion. 7-the end are just pure ******** , you were kind of milking it for a while there. Not even ron paul could envision a future that bad.
User avatar #77 - joaomartins ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
No, that's a bad kid and a bad son.
#126 - fukkentyranitar (04/25/2014) [-]
Or you could raise your ******* kids properly.
#76 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If your kids treat you like this it's because you're a ******* terrible parent.
Seriously, introduce some discipline into your home and this won't happen.
#49 - redblueyellow (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Are there seriously people who act like this? Because I find it hard to believe that a person can be such a douche for his entire life.   
   
I can understand that kids will continue to behave a little 						******					 until they're like 15/16, but when they're 18 they should have the mental capacity to understand what their parents did for them. I am gratefull everyday for what my parents do for me and I realize now that even though I might not have liked some things when I was younger, they always did it for my best interest.    
   
Again I get why kids can be 						*********					 but the adult ones here are just so unrealistic in my eyes.
Are there seriously people who act like this? Because I find it hard to believe that a person can be such a douche for his entire life.

I can understand that kids will continue to behave a little ****** until they're like 15/16, but when they're 18 they should have the mental capacity to understand what their parents did for them. I am gratefull everyday for what my parents do for me and I realize now that even though I might not have liked some things when I was younger, they always did it for my best interest.

Again I get why kids can be ********* but the adult ones here are just so unrealistic in my eyes.
#115 - powertrooper (04/25/2014) [-]
Or you could raise your kid not to be an asshole.
Sounds like you failed as a parent to me.
User avatar #109 - delio (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
or you know beat the living **** out of them and raise them with some more strict upbringing while enforcing them to understand that 1) my house my rules. 2) pay your own bills. 3) your kids are not my responsibility, go **** yourself
User avatar #67 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
There's thing I've heard of, it's relatively new in modern families but I believe it's called discipline?
#59 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
This is assuming that the person in question is a massive douche, this also is usually a result of someone having kids because they themselves are a douche, then got a girl pregnant at the old age of 19.


Have fun raising kids before you can even hold a steady job, chucklenuts
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