Joseph problems. He loves bad bitches and that's his problem. And Elan, a thought came across Joseph' s mind... If God created Adam from mud and dust... Couldst Bible God Joseph
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - naturalman
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GOD does not have sex, especially with HIS children, hell awaits for those who thing HE does.
User avatar #5 to #2 - dmirish
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Um, just so you know, Pope Francis, the Vicar of Christ just admitted that there is no such thing as hell or hell-fire as that would be contradictory to God's love. Looks like your leader just blew your religious dogma out of the stone age.....Or was he wrong and you're right????
User avatar #16 to #5 - dedaluminus
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The pope didn't actually say that, or anything like that. It's an internet rumor. He did, however, accidentally say "****" in italian while giving a blessing.
User avatar #6 to #5 - dmirish
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I just love how religion is folding in on itself. Looks like common sense is become more common.
#7 to #5 - naturalman
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Yeah, he is wrong and I am right and he is NOT my leader in any way. The pope is a false prophet and Catholicism is a cult which veiled roman paganism with Christian language and thoroughly disobeys the Scriptures. It does not surprise me at all that the pope would say there is no hell, that is his job, to lie and make people feel safe in being wicked.

As JESUS repeatedly warned, there definitely IS a hell and people who think it is fun to say horrible things about GOD are going to be first in line unless they repent, IF they even can still repent, there is a point when a man can no longer be saved.
User avatar #8 to #7 - dmirish
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All hail naturalman....Leader of the TRUE church. Now just to raise an army and wipe out all the non-believers.
#10 to #8 - naturalman
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All hail JESUS+, THE AUTHOR and FINISHER of (creation and) the Christian faith
User avatar #11 to #10 - dmirish
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I love how you down thumbed every one of my comments and I haven't. LOL Way to turn the other cheek.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dmirish
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Now THAT's being Christian and not Christ-like.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dmirish
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I will close out my invovlement in this "debate" by posing the following question which requires no response....
You are, of course, aware that your unsolicited preaching and proseletizing has a social tendency to turn people AWAY from the teachings and morals of your Saviour as opposed to turning them TOWARD them, aren't you? In this sense, you are actually acting contrary to your intended purpose of spiritual education of an Atheist. I would try to stop pushing your "I'm offended" button so often, have a chuckle at life and it's interpretations and use less "attacking" comments and/or biblical references. Try converting us with the promise of God's love as opposed to trying to scare us with His wrath.

Offended or not, the language you use to approach a debate can either further your cause, or immediately have someone shut out your arguments...valid or not.

Just saying....
#17 to #13 - smbiosis
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>-245 comment level


gotta check those levels before you engage people like this, bro.
User avatar #18 to #17 - dmirish
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So very true. A rookie mistake, I suppose. I just never even thought to check. Lesson learned for next time. Thanks for the tip!
#14 to #13 - naturalman
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Christianity is what it is
we cant make it moere acc accepting of evil to please those
who
hate goodness or it becomes false. As for what CHRIST would say about this kind of talk, you will never know more fear than the day you hear it
User avatar #9 to #7 - dmirish
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And how can we ALL be first in line...someone would have to be second, wouldn't they?
#3 to #2 - anon id: e2324a54
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So he can have sex with them?
User avatar #15 to #2 - reican
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sure he did. he even had such a tiny penis that Mary remained virgin.
#4 to #2 - germed
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#23 - thunderstorm
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I don't even need to scroll down to know what is happening in the comment section...
#20 - kanaka
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****** religion arguments in the comments section
i mean im christian and all but people need to learn not to force it into everyone else's lives
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#21 to #20 - cursesnew
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You can easily just move to the next picture if these arguments bother you so much.

Also now there are two Gods around. Jesus and God. But it's more of like God sacrifice himself to himself to get rid of the evil he himself have caused to the people.
#22 to #21 - kanaka
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Okay, if you want to talk about religion then pm me, im not flooding the comments section with this ****.
Okay, if you want to talk about religion then pm me, im not flooding the comments section with this ****.
#29 - evilanakie
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#25 - flyingfryingpan
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User avatar #19 - infinitereaper
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because that ass was phat
User avatar #26 - ohhh
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Well, god looked at mary's sweet ass, and said it was good.
User avatar #24 - mrnpc
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Its a matter of sin, if you want to get right to it. If jesus was made of dust and mud, he wouldn't have inherited Adam's sin, leaving him unable to absorb all sin and purge it from himself on the cross.
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User avatar #30 to #27 - mrnpc
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Despite what you might believe, God does have his limitations. Two in particular defined the way he approached the creation and crucifixion of Christ. The first is his Word. If he makes you a promise, he is bound by it for eternity. This causes a problem because he gave us free will and gave his Word that he would never take it away. Because of that, he could never force us to just not sin.
The second limitation is sin itself. Sin cannot exist in the presence of God, thus he could not place sin in Christ because it would have to be in his presence for him to do so. Christ had to inherit it elsewhere, namely Mary who carried the Sin of Adam.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - mrnpc
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The Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Hindu, Norse, Indian, and Celtic gods all had their limitations. Why can't El?
#1 - loremasterbftw
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