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User avatar #2 - bakinboy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
i want to try blueberry wine
User avatar #80 to #2 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I had some two days ago. It was better than regular wine but not as good as mead
User avatar #3 to #2 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
my girlfriend and i sometimes buy a bottle. i'm not much of a wine guy, especially the really dry kinds, but it is really good. and strong.
#4 to #3 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Mead will always be my favorite, Port is second.
User avatar #5 to #4 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
mead is so freaking good. i've never tried port before.
guinness is my favourite, which is ironic because i always thought i would hate beer. next is ciders.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarevok ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Guinness is stout, damn you!
User avatar #14 to #6 - ireallylikepotatoe (06/17/2014) [-]
A stout is still a beer.

Lager, Bitted, Stout, Porter, Ale.

All beer.

All good.
#11 to #6 - lordlolland (06/17/2014) [-]
>Hurr Durr Guinness is stout not beer
User avatar #7 to #6 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
your point is?
#8 to #7 - sarevok ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
You're wrong, I'm right, Hahaha hahah ha.
User avatar #9 to #8 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
it's still a beer
User avatar #19 to #8 - ihateelfs ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
well your statement started at mead and port, and then you transitioned to stout. You got to give more warning, i almost **** my pants
User avatar #22 to #5 - theblacksheep (06/17/2014) [-]
Can you describe what mead tastes like? Never had it but am definitely curious.
User avatar #26 to #22 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
So, mead is actually not a wine, though people call it a wine plenty of times. But unlike wine it's not made of fermented grape juice, it's made out of water, LOTS of honey, and yeast, and then ferments. Lots of people use all kinds of fruits and spices as well but those are optional, common ones are cinnamon and cloves, raisins, raspberries, strawberries, and several other fruits.

As for the taste, it's a sweet drink, but not super sweet. Just like wine isn't as sweet as grape juice, mead isn't as sweet as honey. It goes down easy and warms your belly just enough. It's not a very strong alcohol either, about as strong as wine, maybe a little more. Very pleasant to have all day.

If you EVER get the chance to try it, don't pass up that opportunity. Unless you have to drive. Please drink responsibly.
User avatar #95 to #26 - theblacksheep (06/17/2014) [-]
Well I'll have to be on the lookout, unfortunately I don't turn 21 until march next year (USA drinking age sucks). Thank you for the description.
User avatar #106 to #95 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]
If you're in Texas, then get some from Rohan Meadery I've heard lots of good things about them, and am gonna go there and get several bottles on my 21st birthday this August.

Also, you can make it pretty easily, though it will take a lot of practice, my friend tried making some and he put in way too much yeast and too little honey. Tasted like a ****** beer.
User avatar #84 to #22 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
what he said. if you like wine, you'll love mead. if you're trying to get in to wine, you'll love mead. it's not very dry, but like he said, not incredibly sweet, either.
User avatar #82 to #4 - sovietsamurai (06/17/2014) [-]

I have tried many alcoholics drink, but never Mead?

Is it good? From what others comment says, it is absolutely delicious ...
User avatar #70 to #4 - deadlockr (06/17/2014) [-]
I second this. Mead is awesome. A friend bought a bottle (More like a cylinder with a cork) of mead a couple of months back, and it was awesome. It had 15 per cent alcohol, but no alcohol-taste. It was perfect.
#16 - officialjg (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't like beer. I never got why people like it. It just tastes gross. ... I don't know. Only related thing I can say.  I like fried chicken tho   because I'm a 			******		   Also fried chicken is dank   particularly popeyes
I don't like beer. I never got why people like it. It just tastes gross. ... I don't know. Only related thing I can say. I like fried chicken tho because I'm a ****** Also fried chicken is dank particularly popeyes
User avatar #79 to #16 - onewithpokerface (06/17/2014) [-]
I became legal drinking age in Canada (19) last year and was really excited to have my first beer. Only to find out I basically disliked every beer sold in Canada except for one or two.

That was a big disappointment.
#81 to #16 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Beer is an acquired taste. Like a peet whiskey or a dry red wine. Especially if your pallet is accustomed to soda and sugary juice.
If you don't like beer, its probably because it is too hoppy and bitter. Try a quality hef with a slice of lemon. It just might change your mind. And stay away from the mass produced American brands, like bud or coors. They are pisswater in a can.
#85 to #16 - twotwelve (06/17/2014) [-]
It's an acquired taste, just like coffee. Your brain eventually learns to like it because it likes the effect the drink has on you.
#86 to #16 - gerfox (06/17/2014) [-]
Some beer tastes like **** , some beer tastes like heaven.
#50 to #16 - Orc (06/17/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image**
> MFW I drank a beer
> MFW I told people beer is nasty
> TFW they tell me you have to get used to the taste
> MFW why would I drink it to get used to the taste if I didn't like it in the first place
> Everybody's FW
#51 to #50 - Orc (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm gonna get thumbed down for this, but Charles Bukowski is a dick.
#90 to #50 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
did you love your first cup of coffee? probably not, just had to find the right amounts of milk/cream/sugar to add to it to make it just right (for most people, i like black coffee myself). So maybe just try a couple different kinds of beer til you find the one that suits you
User avatar #72 to #50 - sursum (06/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't a fan of beer, I stuck to cider then tried beer again a couple months later and I liked it, it's just time I guess. BTW always get beer on tap if available, somehow I find its better than the same brand but in a bottle/can.
User avatar #56 to #50 - kimilsung (06/17/2014) [-]
Orc ****** i thought you wwere a pretty cool guy
#48 to #16 - pajsor (06/17/2014) [-]
I am drinking this right now, and I just don't see how could you not like beer. Maybe you don't live in a **** country like me where everyone drinks. I'm 22 now, I started drinking when I was 18-19, I was the last one of my friends to start drinking. It's pretty much a social obligation where I'm at, I don't smoke so I have to drink.
When I started, it tasted like crap but I would get drunk pretty quick so I wouldn't mind the horrible taste (of beer). Now I am so accustomed it's like this divine beverage that tastes amazing.
I don't drink liquor that much though.
User avatar #71 to #16 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't like alcohol at all
User avatar #31 to #16 - oaaaaa (06/17/2014) [-]
dont worry, in a few years, when u turn 14 you will think different
#32 to #31 - officialjg (06/17/2014) [-]
... Ohhh I get it. Since I don't like beer, I'm automatically a young teen that hasn't matured to your obvious maturity level.   
Oh you so clever and funny.
... Ohhh I get it. Since I don't like beer, I'm automatically a young teen that hasn't matured to your obvious maturity level.

Oh you so clever and funny.
User avatar #34 to #32 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't know how old you are, but I'm 20 and I don't like beer so I don't know what the **** they're on about
User avatar #42 to #34 - officialjg (06/17/2014) [-]
Guys just a troll anyway. Doesn't really matter.
User avatar #33 to #32 - oaaaaa (06/17/2014) [-]
no, in a few years u will understand that there is a wine-bottle in the pictures. but right now i think u are too young to see the difference between a winebottle and a beerbottle.
User avatar #45 to #44 - oaaaaa (06/17/2014) [-]
u lost
User avatar #92 to #45 - officialjg (06/17/2014) [-]
The fact that you think you won something on the internet say enough.
User avatar #107 to #92 - oaaaaa (06/18/2014) [-]
i had to go to work, no time for copy ********* with a 12 yo.
User avatar #46 to #16 - waxerdk ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I started drinking beer when I turned 15 and I liked it from a start.
#91 to #46 - stevecartel ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Do you think that makes you cool?
Do you think that makes you cool?
User avatar #94 to #91 - waxerdk ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Did I ever say that it made me cool?
I just said that I liked it from the start.
User avatar #23 to #16 - darknesincontrol (06/17/2014) [-]
same here, i guess my tastebuds are not optimized for beer
#20 to #16 - shadowgandalf (06/17/2014) [-]
Then buy a techno beer, like the one in this pic.
User avatar #24 to #16 - hasinvadedyou (06/17/2014) [-]
i hated beer when i turned 21, it tasted terrible and i could barely keep a sip down. A couple years go by i try some again at 23, then 24 and 25 i start to try different imports and craft beers. Strongest ive had to far is guinness Draught , if you can stomach it then eventually most regular beer start to taste like carbonated water. Now i only drink for the taste because i enjoy it, so drinking Budweiser and abundant beers doesnt have much of a point to me anymore since i don't drink to get drunk. Hope i didnt come off as a douche beer snob or something i just love a flavorful beer.
#28 to #24 - picklefcker (06/17/2014) [-]
you are missing out a lot of the strongest youve had is guiness draught. YOu should try some belgian beers, some go to 12,9% alc. And im not saying that to get you drunk, but just the experience and the taste is enjoyable and different.
User avatar #29 to #28 - hasinvadedyou (06/17/2014) [-]
i dont even know where to find good beer down here i moved to some small town in south GA
User avatar #47 to #29 - beerbeerbeer (06/17/2014) [-]
Sierra Nevada has some excellent ales, and I can even get them in Sweden. And there are great craft brews all over these days. If you don't have that yet where you live, start a micro brewery and get rich. Brewing is fun as hell and you can make anything from love-in-a-canoe lagers to insanely strong doppelbock, barleywine and braggot. Malt extract and fresh hops is easy as **** to brew and a good start. If you take me up on this there are a few words I want you to remember.
1: Biab
2: StarSan
3: How to brew (a book, available for free online)
4: Cornelius keg
5: Kegerator
May you always have a cold one when you feel thirsty.
User avatar #52 to #16 - trolltyler (06/17/2014) [-]
the more you have the better they taste
User avatar #25 to #16 - freepotatoe (06/17/2014) [-]
You have to learn to drink beer. At first its gross and then it only gets better
User avatar #30 to #25 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
I never really got that concept; drinking something that you find disgusting for ages to learn how to tolerate it just so you can get drunk?
I'd rather just drink the stuff I actually enjoy when it comes to getting drunk; like vodka mixes or something
User avatar #58 to #30 - nustix (06/17/2014) [-]
I have the seem thing but I just don't drink because of it.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
I normally don't, but on the rare occasion I do it's mainly vodka
User avatar #100 to #59 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
That **** just burns and doesn't taste like anything I preffer to drink Ice Tea it doesn't get me drunk but just getting drunk is not enough reason for me to **** up my liver.
User avatar #83 to #30 - freepotatoe (06/17/2014) [-]
you miss the point. but w.e.
User avatar #55 to #30 - toensix (06/17/2014) [-]
I can see that. In my country it used to be you could buy alcohol when you're sixteen but only drinks less strong then 15% So you basicaly have to choose between beer wine and expensive mix drinks. I wanted to get drunk and beer is cheap so I just drank a **** ton of it while I didn't think it tasted that good. It grew on me and now I love the stuff.
#49 to #30 - alexanderh (06/17/2014) [-]
Drank normal beer my first time, and I thought it was too bitter.
The second time I had Classic, and it was great. Now, I love pretty much any kind of beer.
User avatar #60 to #49 - nustix (06/17/2014) [-]
That **** just burns and doesn't taste like anything I preffer to drink Ice Tea it doesn't get me drunk but just getting drunk is not enough reason for me to **** up my liver.
#96 to #60 - alexanderh (06/18/2014) [-]
If it burns, I don't think it was beer you had...
No beer I've ever had gave me anything resembling a burning sensation, except for the one with a chili in it.
User avatar #97 to #96 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
Sorry I replied to the wrong comment I was talking about vodka.
#98 to #97 - alexanderh (06/18/2014) [-]
Now that makes much more sense.
User avatar #99 to #98 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah beer just has a bitter taste to it that I don't like. It might be the taste of a low percentage alcohol I don't like.
#101 to #99 - alexanderh (06/18/2014) [-]
Have you tried weissbier? Not very bitter at all. Same with dark beer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
No I just drank some random well known brand, I did however try some beer with a fruit taste that was only 2% and I liked it. I guessed that if I didn't like regular beer I wouldn't like darkbeer either I have taken a sip of different beers but for me they taste slightly different but all have the same gross aftertaste. Currently I just don't drink and unless someone I know is drinking something which looks good I won't try it either.
#103 to #102 - alexanderh (06/18/2014) [-]
Fair enough. You should try dark beer and weissbier, though. They taste significantly different to normal beer. Also, if it was bud, that's likely why you didn't like it. It tastes like a 50/50 mix of beer and water, and looks like water. It's pretty terrible.
User avatar #104 to #103 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
I have tried either heineken or grolsch. I heard heineken tasted like horse piss but I'm afraid I just don't like the taste of alcohol. I also tried some other beer which tasted horrible, it was some sweet fruity beer 9%. But If you think that the taste of darkbeer is significantly different I will ask a friend of mine if I can taste it if he get's it.
#105 to #104 - alexanderh (06/18/2014) [-]
Heineken is pretty average to be honest. It's alright.
But yeah, one of my friends don't like regular beer, but he loves dark beer (like classic) and weissbier.
I would definitely recommend that you try it out. Who knows, you might find out that you love it.
User avatar #63 to #25 - Nizmo (06/17/2014) [-]
So you're saying that if you ate a turd everyday you would like it because you've learned to eat it and got used to the taste of **** ? Not everyone likes beer. Get over it.
#75 to #16 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
I agree. Mix whisky, vodka or gin with pops/juices and its great. Or wine can be good, but beer makes me puke
#74 to #16 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
You have to drink good beer and be older than 18 to appreciate it. Don't drink that budweiser crap Americans call beer.
User avatar #89 to #16 - hwangnuneo (06/17/2014) [-]
especially popeye's!
User avatar #62 to #16 - phudgepacker (06/17/2014) [-]
if you really are black there's probably a genetic cause for the fact that beer doesn't taste good to you. just saiyan
User avatar #88 to #16 - lmOldGreg (06/17/2014) [-]
No one drinks any alcohol for the taste.
#21 to #18 - stevecartel ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes you
Yes you
#93 to #27 - stevecartel ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I am going to sex you up.
I am going to sex you up.
#87 to #16 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Same, I hate beer. Hard cider however, I can tolerate because I ****** love cider.
#57 to #16 - steppenwolfvg (06/17/2014) [-]
I like beer only because it has alcohol.

I'm just pretending to like beer in front of people because I'm a man.
#54 - daffyduckyo (06/17/2014) [-]
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#64 to #54 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
everclear, you're welcome
#53 - luckybomb (06/17/2014) [-]
"Don't like beer? Just drink more beer!"
But... but I like cider...
#61 to #53 - TheHutchie (06/17/2014) [-]
Fellow cider-man located.
Fellow cider-man located.
User avatar #66 to #61 - bastardusnorvegi ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]

nah just kidding i can't tell you what to drink
User avatar #67 to #66 - TheHutchie (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't get peoples' problem with the stuff. The alcohol content is the same, it tastes better to some folks.

I think people are just a bit threatened by the fact that it's rivalling beer.
User avatar #68 to #67 - bastardusnorvegi ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
for me beer is better, cider is too sweet for me. I don't like wine either so it could be the fruity taste that puts me off. each to his own i guess
User avatar #73 to #68 - sursum (06/17/2014) [-]
The thing about Cider is it varies ridiculously from brand to brand. Bee was a little to strong (taste wise) for me at the time but certain ciders felt like drinking sugar. You need to find a midway between sugar and beer. Luckily I like beer now.

On a side note you can get some ridiculously strong flavoured ciders with an equally ridiculous alcohol content.
User avatar #69 to #68 - TheHutchie (06/17/2014) [-]
I have a friend who constantly tells me that I might as well be drinking fruit juice. The alcohol contents of his preferred lager and my preferred cider are identical, and I out-drink him every time.

Dude puked in my bathroom last time we went out drinking. I'd rather drink fruit juice than end up like that.
User avatar #76 to #69 - bastardusnorvegi ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
actually come to think of it there is one cider i like. the Three Tuns pub in York makes their own hot cider which is amazing.

destroying bathrooms is fun
User avatar #65 to #53 - viatio (06/17/2014) [-]
MY ***** . That angry orchard is my **** .
User avatar #10 - trogdorrules (06/17/2014) [-]
Looks like Romulan Ale
User avatar #12 to #10 - CloseEnough (06/17/2014) [-]
Looks like water and blue food dye.
User avatar #77 to #12 - wertgf (06/17/2014) [-]
Well they did say the Americans have weak beer but is it that bad?
#15 to #12 - justakewldewd (06/17/2014) [-]
That's the statement of an Irishman if I've ever heard one.
User avatar #1 - mattdoggy (06/16/2014) [-]
Is there going to be a season 7?
User avatar #13 to #1 - ireallylikepotatoe (06/17/2014) [-]

But it will be set 3 years after the last season.

****** gon get weird, son.
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