Jonny Cash. my hero. mu MAY BE HIGH U' ll NEVER BE JOHNNY EATING CHINE IN ll BUSH HIGH. I bet that cake cost him a lot of shut up
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Jonny Cash

my hero

mu MAY BE HIGH
U' ll NEVER BE
JOHNNY EATING
CHINE IN ll BUSH HIGH
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Submitted: 07/20/2014
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#2 - agentmoleman (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I bet that cake cost him a lot of  shut up
I bet that cake cost him a lot of shut up
#3 - Womens Study Major (07/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Johnny Cash the condor killer.

******* prick
User avatar #4 to #3 - ratbag (07/20/2014) [-]
You believe anything that goes through your junk mail box don't you?

How's that cock enhancer?
#1 - Sworley ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i dont know, ive injected quite a few back in the day
i dont know, ive injected quite a few back in the day
#17 - hashtronaut (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
well, i never thought this would be relevant here.
#28 - doctorfetus (07/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
t-shirt I'm wearing right now.
#53 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I once ate cake with Johnny in a bush   
 						****					 was so cash
I once ate cake with Johnny in a bush
**** was so cash
User avatar #19 - burningxundead (07/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
had to thumb down so the thumb balance was +420, sorry OP
#20 to #19 - newold (07/20/2014) [-]
its all good ma 						*****
its all good ma *****
#58 - keybladewarrior (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm as stoned as a cheating muslim woman.
I'm as stoned as a cheating muslim woman.
#51 - isenseven (07/20/2014) [-]
I feel like this is the only appropriate place to post this story because it's somewhat related.

Last year I graduated from highschool and after prom, everyone from a bunch of highschools and universities/colleges in my area rented cottages at a nearby beach. I'm not sure if this is a popular thing to do every but it's called "prom cottage".

Anywho, on the second night we were all sitting outside, 9 friends who I was renting my cottage with and 40 college kids from the neighbouring houses. At around 1 am, we hear some rustling in the bushes, and it turns out to be a person.

After he walks closer to us, the people from the neighbouring house say that it's their friend who they haven't seen since early this morning.

He emerges from the bushes, which lead to a massive forest with nothing inside of it, with a broken, swollen toe, a nipple piercing, blood running down his nipple, his bathing suit on backwards, no shoes, and a backpack full of wonder bread.

He just sits down without saying a word, opens his backpack and starts eating the bread. To this day, I've never gotten the explanation of what he did that day and what he saw in the forest.
#67 - justaredshirt (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #37 - Kairyuka (07/20/2014) [-]
**** I'd do that sober
#11 - gypsydude (07/20/2014) [-]
You don't know me
#74 - dronenortle (07/21/2014) [-]
You may be Johnny Cash, but you'll never be eating bush in a high cake.
You may be Johnny Cash, but you'll never be eating bush in a high cake.
User avatar #40 - toffeecake (07/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
i will be tonight caus tis my bday
#66 to #60 - newold (07/20/2014) [-]
well we cant all be perfect  regardless happy b-day
well we cant all be perfect regardless happy b-day
#15 - slenderwolf (07/20/2014) [-]
I remember when I had to recite a Jonny Cash song in full FFA official dress, in front of the entire chapter and their families, while high as a giraffe pussy
#81 - huntersdman (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite song from him is "I Hung My Head"
User avatar #62 - basichaharemix (07/20/2014) [-]
You have to be high to do that? My neighbor's 5 year old does that at least twice a month. Little porker.
#13 - bagpipe (07/20/2014) [-]
**bagpipe rolled image**
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