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Dirty hobos

Tags: Im gonna pop som

AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN was SITTING AT THE EDGE OF A
CLIFF, CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE, MUSTERING THE COURAGE TO
JUST THEN, A DIRTY HOBO WALKS UP AND ASKS, "ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT JUMPING?"
SHE REPLIES, "YES, I FIND NO JOY IN LIFE."
THE HOBO ASKS, "WELL, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE SEX BEFORE YOU
JUMP?"
SHE YELLS BACK, "NO, YOU DIRTY HOBO”...
SO THE HOBO TURNS AND AS HE WALKS AWAY, SAYS
THATS OK, I' LL JUST WAIT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF...."

...

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Submitted:	05/20/2014

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+104

#8 - zomaru (05/21/2014) [-]

I guess that's technically a way to try and stop her.

#22 to #8 - thefuzzywalrus (05/21/2014) [-]

I think he was just stating what was going to happen if she jumped

#23 to #22 - zomaru (05/21/2014) [-]

That would be the most obvious joke, yes.

#24 to #23 - thefuzzywalrus (05/21/2014) [-]

#2 - CrackPipeWillie (05/21/2014) [-]

You all know whats gonna happen

+13

#7 to #2 - vit ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]

Yeah cause you know... it's the joke

+70

#9 to #2 - kingofunnyjunk (05/21/2014) [-]

Yeah he's gonna catch her and save her life when she jumps so she can fall in love with her

#16 to #9 - freakinepic (05/21/2014) [-]

I wish I lived in your world.

#5 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]

Reminded me of this one:
A guy hikes up this mountain and when he reaches the top sees a woman sitting beside a cliff. The guy goes up to her and asks what she's doing here. She says, "I'm going to jump off because my parents disowned me." The guy tries to convince her not to jump but she won't be swayed. Finally he gives up and says, "Fine go kill yourself, but before you do how about giving me a blowjob?" After some hesitation she agrees and sucks him off then walks over to the edge of the cliff. "Wait", the guy says, "why did your parents disown you in the first place?" She replies, "Because I'm a transvestite."

#6 to #5 - kalapallo (05/21/2014) [-]

And the last part of the comic is when the girl is looking down the cliff
The guy jumped

+12

#3 - sharbear (05/21/2014) [-]

That's a sexual reference.

+16

#10 - drunkengnome (05/21/2014) [-]

That was really really great.

#20 to #10 - hierophant (05/21/2014) [-]

I love this gif. Forgot to save it last time I saw it, so thank you.

#27 to #20 - drunkengnome (05/22/2014) [-]

You are welcome.

#26 to #20 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER FORGET IT

#12 - pokemonstheshiz (05/21/2014) [-]

anyone have that 4chan thread about some chick that was going to commit suicide, and agreed to be anon's sex slave instead?

#21 to #12 - hierophant (05/21/2014) [-]

Uh, link please. Never seen it.

#19 to #12 - peyko ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]

wait what?

#13 to #12 - Noah (05/21/2014) [-]

I read that yesterday.
Crazy **** , man.

#15 to #13 - perform (05/21/2014) [-]

I kinda want to read it again.

#14 to #13 - pokemonstheshiz (05/21/2014) [-]

got a link?
I want to read it again, been a long time

+11

#4 - aquaekk (05/21/2014) [-]

or he just pushes her off to make it easier for him

#1 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]

elricbros
F.E.L.C.H.E.S
his
fathers
hole !

#11 to #1 - jackknapp (05/21/2014) [-]

wutat

#25 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]

I thought the joke of the day was (As follows)
____________________________________
"Doctor, there is a patient who thinks he is invisible out there!"
"Hang on, I can't see him right now."