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Join the navy

Tei me, ‘sauna l
man... what an yen
went out if life?
I want penis!
Oh, we all want
HERE! But "
So, whit‘! the best
may in get peace?
Craziness. -r-: With I knife!
Elle! an Hat with
the alive branch,
But the bayoneta
Oh he, Sibbert!
Ytou' re like the
can I never had.
And ynu’ re like
the father I
lla' maids. Ii"
...
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Submitted: 12/22/2015
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#1 - thearcher (12/22/2015) [-]
Yvan eht nioj....
#27 to #1 - dynaon (12/23/2015) [-]
. . . Well, the important thing is you tried, son.
User avatar #13 to #1 - zombifier (12/23/2015) [-]
but the navy is full of fags
it's still gay if you're underway
User avatar #7 to #1 - ninesundev (12/23/2015) [-]
Sekil ruoy lla em evig!
User avatar #20 to #7 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/23/2015) [-]
sekil ton ,toggaf uoy knuJynnuF no ereh sbmuht evah eW
User avatar #31 to #20 - ninesundev (12/23/2015) [-]
q: .sekil ym tog llits I, elohssa ym kcil
User avatar #32 to #31 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/23/2015) [-]
"Ekil" naem I .ereht deffuts evah uoy bmuht eht dnuora og attog tsrif ll'uoy esuaceb kcul uoy hsiw I .sruoy fo ecaf yelims :p taht fo eugnot eht htiw nwo ruoy kcil og.

Holy **** we sound like a bunch of sand ******* if you try to pronounce it as ordinary words
User avatar #33 to #32 - ninesundev (12/24/2015) [-]
.siht tog ew raf woh yb desirprus ma yltsenoh I

Do you write it first forwardsand then retype it, or backwards from the beginning?
User avatar #34 to #33 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/24/2015) [-]
I use this man www.textreverse.com/
trams krow attog uoy ,drah krow annaw t'nod uoy fI
User avatar #36 to #34 - ninesundev (12/24/2015) [-]
!retaehc

.drah saw drow taht haow
User avatar #26 to #1 - enslavedyouth (12/23/2015) [-]
..Gesundheit?
User avatar #12 to #1 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
For some reason I really want peas right now
#8 to #1 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I have a sudden urge to get nautical...
#17 to #1 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
YVAN EHT NIOJ
#18 to #17 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
latino, eh?
#25 to #17 - chinchulines ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
la version latina era la mejor, hasta que despidieron a humberto velez
User avatar #3 to #1 - duplat (12/23/2015) [-]
For some reason I have an urge to join the navy
User avatar #5 to #3 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Careful Duplat, you know what they say.

100 men go on board.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
#28 to #5 - sonatadusk (12/23/2015) [-]
But what happens to the 100 men?

Homer Simpson attends the premire of The Dark Knight Rises.gif
User avatar #30 to #28 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
50 couples come back
User avatar #35 to #30 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/24/2015) [-]
50 couples... So... 100 people/all people come back?
A couple are usually 2 people so 50 x 2 = 100.
#11 to #10 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #22 to #11 - mrsixinch ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
no webm?
#37 to #22 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
#2 - theroflcer (12/22/2015) [-]
Season 9 - Episode 19 - Simpson Tide
User avatar #6 to #2 - thediamondhack (12/23/2015) [-]
5/7
User avatar #24 to #6 - manza (12/23/2015) [-]
That's a good gun.
User avatar #38 to #24 - thediamondhack (12/24/2015) [-]
this is how i rate this episode of simpsons on a scale of 0 to 7
User avatar #4 to #2 - commoncrunch (12/23/2015) [-]
Good to see you again, b0ss
User avatar #16 - unladenswallow (12/23/2015) [-]
"It's a three pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and SUPER-liminal."

"Super-liminal?"

"Yeah, watch." *Opens window* "HEY YOU, JOIN THE NAVY!!!"
#19 - candlejackismyhomi (12/23/2015) [-]
Join the Navy.
Get married!
Become an alcoholic!
Get divorced!
Get married again!
Get divorced again!
Kill yourself!
Bonus points if you do all of this on your first contract.
User avatar #21 to #19 - warzon (12/23/2015) [-]
Alternatively.
Get married to a alcoholic dude.
Die happy.
#14 - theokkeli (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
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#29 - hadzz (12/23/2015) [-]
All we are sayinggg
is give peas a chance
User avatar #23 - slaebaschard (12/23/2015) [-]
i think, the part of the brain, that would have made us decent beings, is filled up with quotes, mainly from the simpsons.
i wonder, how many people it would take, to recite a whole episode word for word...
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