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#45 - youmotherfather (12/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - beathy (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This guy is smooth as ****
#41 - imonaboatman (12/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
MFW I've only asked out 5 girls in my lifetime, got rejected by 2, had 2 say yes and then change their mind later, and had 1 say yes and actually go out with me.

Every other relationship I've been in was a result of a girl asking me out. God, I'm pathetic.
User avatar #42 to #41 - galkawhm ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
If a girl asks you out that's a good thing.
#19 - imaschizo (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I never understood how he never got chicks   
inb4 its a cartoon
I never understood how he never got chicks

inb4 its a cartoon
#79 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - Ken M (12/30/2013) [+] (32 replies)
Rejection isn't fun.
Ever since "le friendzone", started to become frowned upon it seems like everyone is afraid to talk about the pain of rejection out of fear of being labeled a fedora-wearing, euphoric, atheist, brony, and other totally original and fresh jokes.
User avatar #24 to #9 - dreadedsin (12/30/2013) [-]
Anon speaks the truth. If you don't have a username. I will dub thee Truthsayer.
#15 - pappathethird (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#18 to #15 - chrislee ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Don't save thumbnails.
#8 - TARDIS (12/30/2013) [-]
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#11 - wolviewolverine (12/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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Johnny wasn't always rejected. He found some furries who loved him.
Also promoted healthy lifestyle and didn't take life too seriously.
Also looked like duke Nukem.
#51 to #11 - rdobet (12/30/2013) [-]
He had the strangest luck with women.
#108 - xxthekeexx (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh Johnny...
#129 - redbannerman (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I've only ever had 1 girlfriend... sad part is we both had the same interests. I liked girls and so did she.
#22 - xtwinblade (12/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
While there was a festival in town i found a rose laying on the sidewalk, so i went around and tried to offer it to girls being all sweet and stuff. It wasnt just like forcing on them, i tried to warm them up with compliments and stuff.

i got rejected 8 times and just threw the rose away afterwards, my friends never stop bringing it up.

You get a really bad feeling after being rejected that many times.
User avatar #23 to #22 - chuckledarkly (12/30/2013) [-]
no wonder you were rejected thats creepy....
#154 - mentlgen (12/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I guess you could say....

Bravo, Jonney
#182 - gibroner ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
bitch I've got two girlfriends and they're both totally attached to me ...they're my hands
User avatar #101 - dambusta (12/31/2013) [-]
bravo johnny, bravo....
#4 - chaotickaas (12/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style.
User avatar #90 - mrgoodlove (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He actually got a lot of girls, but Cartoon Network couldn't show those episodes.
User avatar #85 - Lilstow ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
you wouldn't either if you lived in the 90s.

have you tried using the internet in the 90s?

it ******* sucks.
#53 - doctoriminsane (12/30/2013) [-]
Bravo Johnny Bravo, bravo.
Bravo Johnny Bravo, bravo.
#17 - weenieandthebutt (12/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The fact is, everyone gets rejected and I can honestly accept that. What's hard to accept at times is when you constantly get rejected, no matter how hard you try, no matter how many attempts you go for or even how much you try to change yourself and your imperfections. That's when I whine about it on the internet but mainly to vent out my frustrations since my own friends aren't exactly ******* helpful in these situations.

Though, I had my few rare successes but it's often down to pure luck.
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