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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#45 - youmotherfather
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comments are flodded with pussies
comments are flodded with pussies
#57 to #45 - anon id: a5997aee
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sauce. please.
User avatar #102 to #57 - yisumad
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Mythbusters.
Forget the episode, though
#1 - beathy
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This guy is smooth as ****
User avatar #2 to #1 - peezle [OP]
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Alpha in every sense of the word.
#106 to #2 - anon id: 8f6d521e
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How many other senses of the word are there...?
#138 to #106 - anon id: d712167a
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#41 - imonaboatman
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MFW I've only asked out 5 girls in my lifetime, got rejected by 2, had 2 say yes and then change their mind later, and had 1 say yes and actually go out with me.

Every other relationship I've been in was a result of a girl asking me out. God, I'm pathetic.
User avatar #42 to #41 - galkawhm
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If a girl asks you out that's a good thing.
#67 to #42 - imonaboatman
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User avatar #69 to #67 - rhiaanor
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Well, I mean it's good, but it also mean YO A BITCH ASS *****
#71 to #69 - imonaboatman
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In my defense I usually aim way too high.
#157 to #42 - EKcEntRIC
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its a damn good thing! especially if she's shy and/or nervous about it too, makes it extra cute and adorable
#81 to #42 - ylegrand
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depends if you're a beggar or a chooser
#19 - imaschizo
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I never understood how he never got chicks   
   
inb4 its a cartoon
I never understood how he never got chicks

inb4 its a cartoon
User avatar #61 to #19 - hoponthefeelstrain
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He was sexist, narcissistic, still lived with his mom, overly buff and also not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I loved the show, I'm just offering you some valid reasons.
User avatar #135 to #61 - hemming
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He would be king of Jersey Shore
#43 to #19 - hemming
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If it was real life he would be drowning in pussy and they can't show that on a childrens cartoon, ya'know..
If it was real life he would be drowning in pussy and they can't show that on a childrens cartoon, ya'know..
#79 - triplexrated **User deleted account**
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#9 - anon id: a17633fc
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Rejection isn't fun.
Ever since "le friendzone", started to become frowned upon it seems like everyone is afraid to talk about the pain of rejection out of fear of being labeled a fedora-wearing, euphoric, atheist, brony, and other totally original and fresh jokes.
#47 to #9 - smoothmcgroove
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User avatar #64 to #9 - letting
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Thank you anon, thank you. You put that into words perfectly.
User avatar #133 to #9 - redthumbmaster
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Where do the people who call everyone a fedora wearing brony stand? Are they just so evolved beyond human emotions that they can judge everyone who sticks to their guns? The internet has so much anonymity that its hard to think there is a person with a unique life behind that screen.
User avatar #150 to #9 - peezle [OP]
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I get rejected a lot, the difference between me and all the guys bitching about the friendzone is that I keep trying.
#162 to #9 - anon id: c4780698
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amen to that
#188 to #9 - anon id: 05d9aa1b
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Stop being such a pusy
User avatar #32 to #9 - SteyrAUG
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So what you're saying is it's now back to the way it was before the friendzone was ever invented.
#84 to #9 - yuukoku
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Who else used to complain about the friendzone until it became a neckbeard thing?

Honestly, I think you guys helped me become stronger as a man by frowning upon the whole "friendzone" thing. While it is healthy to let your feelings out, I just learned to deal with it and move on rather than complain about it. Sure, it gets me and sometimes I feel like I'll never be more than a friend to most girls, but whatever. That shouldn't make me go online and bitch about it. I'll pull it together and get on with my life. One or two or twelve rejections shouldn't get to me.
So, thanks, FJ. Thanks for helping me out.
#29 to #9 - weenieandthebutt
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Though everyone has the rights to feel upset when they get rejected, I don't mean to generalise but for certain peeps, what the **** do you expect if you're like some fat, greasy, autistic neckbeard.
User avatar #46 to #29 - stillnotbob
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I don't complain about being single, look fine, and have interests (albeit mostly gaming). By that logic I deserve to have a girlfriend.
User avatar #49 to #46 - zight
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are you me?
User avatar #50 to #49 - stillnotbob
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Possibly, are you silent in group conversations which have topics including sports, drama, and celebrities? I am in no way a sports fan and I don't give a **** about drama or celebrities. Example: "X slept with Y and Z doesn't even know or X broke up with Y and is dating Z."
#97 to #50 - boobjiggle
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Get better friends that share your interests. That's how I even have friends at school even though I have agoraphobia.
User avatar #55 to #50 - zight
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i try to change the topic, and i like playing sports, just not talking about them much. i have a favorite team, just barely know anything about it, still consider it my fav. and i hate the whole celebrities/drama thing. but yea, mostly quite in those topics. I try to ******** my way through though.
#201 to #55 - stillnotbob
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User avatar #202 to #201 - zight
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i knew i wouldn't let me down
#56 to #9 - kez
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If you're scared of rejection then this is what you need to do

Make a game with your friends, and just attempt to get rejected by girls.
Make it into a rejection game bassically
Tell each other things to say to girls like
"Hi... I like your feet... I bet they smell amazing" or something weird like that (Dont be a dick to girls for no reason, just do something funny)
You wont care about the rejection cos its funny and you trying to get rejected and will gradually get used to rejection while having fun with friends.

I used to be scared to go upto girls because of fear of rejection but I played this game for about 7months every single time I went out with my mates at Uni and it was a great laugh and I no longer fear the rejection and can confidently approach girls with no fear. Which has literally improved my game and picking up girls ten fold.
#70 to #56 - moggycore
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I myself have no problem talking to random girls, but can still hear that voice in the back of the head  Kill them all, moggycore, no survivors  "rejection". So that is a game I'm definetly going to play, for the improvement, but mostly because it sounds like you're going to have lots of laugs. Gave you a thumb
I myself have no problem talking to random girls, but can still hear that voice in the back of the head Kill them all, moggycore, no survivors "rejection". So that is a game I'm definetly going to play, for the improvement, but mostly because it sounds like you're going to have lots of laugs. Gave you a thumb
User avatar #103 to #70 - Cutles
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i used to do it also it is a blast and even if you get rejected the girls usually are nice and if you can look like you are good at talking with women they will usually just brush it off and you never know maybe a chance later on?
#200 to #103 - moggycore
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Well, it is New Years Eve, so hoepfully I'll end the year with a bang We'll be right back at 11, here at Obsolete Puns
User avatar #203 to #200 - Cutles
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happy new year did you end up getting it in?
#204 to #203 - moggycore
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Happy new years! Nah, just some making out; instead I ended the year by scaring people with airhorns and shooting fireworks at people. And you?
User avatar #205 to #204 - Cutles
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wow your night sounds alot more enjoyable but i met up with friends and smoked weed all night and gamed pretty sweet
#206 to #205 - moggycore
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Man, I'd trade my night with yours anyday. because that's my favorite hobbies combined.
User avatar #207 to #206 - Cutles
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ahah me too i could have done whatever though but maybe next year
#10 to #9 - oxYKellark
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Ouch, that was deep.
Good point though.
#87 to #9 - bigredthunder
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Basically neck beards ruin everything they touch.
Basically neck beards ruin everything they touch.
#20 to #9 - stillnotbob
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User avatar #131 to #20 - allnamesrtaken
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That gif is so HD I can see every single one of his pores.
User avatar #75 to #20 - GoldenBob
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One day... One day...
User avatar #24 to #9 - dreadedsin
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Anon speaks the truth. If you don't have a username. I will dub thee Truthsayer.
User avatar #105 to #24 - imnotkickthecat
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All hail Truthsayer.
#15 - pappathethird
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#18 to #15 - chrislee
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Don't save thumbnails.
#78 to #18 - linktheherooftime
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I love panty
I love panty
#170 to #78 - chrislee
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I'm more of a Stocking person.
#8 - TARDIS
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#11 - wolviewolverine
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Johnny wasn't always rejected. He found some furries who loved him.
Also promoted healthy lifestyle and didn't take life too seriously.
Also looked like duke Nukem.
#185 to #11 - anon id: 8ee0a8d9
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Is this the first furry to make a sexual advance? And on television too?

Go on.
#146 to #11 - dwarfman
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Duke Nukem is clearly his father, that's why he was never around in the series.
#51 to #11 - rdobet
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He had the strangest luck with women.
#107 to #51 - holmesc
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dayum.
#108 - xxthekeexx
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Oh Johnny...
#178 to #108 - anon id: 8ee0a8d9
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And who says a man like him doesn't plan for the future?
And who says a man like him doesn't plan for the future?
#14 - pappathethird
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