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#12 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
Elegabalus. He ruled from 8 June 218 to 11 March 222.


He was also a notorious, gay transvestite.
User avatar #13 to #12 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Was he cute?
#43 to #22 - triggathepirate (10/28/2013) [-]
Does he kind of look like...
#14 to #13 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass he was.
User avatar #23 to #14 - ragnarfag (10/28/2013) [-]
Should have had refreshed early.
#24 to #23 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
Haha we had the same idea.
#15 to #14 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
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I'd totally **** him.
#16 to #15 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
He wouldn't say no
User avatar #17 to #16 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
I need a time machine.
#19 to #17 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
This is all from my "sexy romans" folder.
#18 to #17 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
And I need a bigger dick.
User avatar #20 to #18 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, if it's long enough to get past my lips I'd probably suck it anyways.
#21 to #20 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
Look up "Catullus 16"

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
I will sodomize you and **** you in the mouth.
User avatar #25 to #21 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Please do.
#26 to #25 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
Our dicks will block out the sun!
User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Yay!
#28 to #27 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
You're supposed to say "Then we will suck in the shade!"
User avatar #29 to #28 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Isn't that a line from 300? It's about Spartans, not Romans.
#30 to #29 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
But the Romans did everything to be like the Greeks. Religion, Buildings, Gay Sex, etc.
User avatar #31 to #30 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. Well, Roman orgies are talked about more than Greek ones I guess.
#32 to #31 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, see, the Romans made plays and stuff about hittin the Poontang. The Greeks just kinda did it. HOWEVER Traditional Greek wrestling was two dudes, naked, in a pit, and some olive oil. And you did what had to be done to make the guy tap out.
User avatar #37 to #32 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Then we gotta invite sparkyoneonetwo, he'd love it.
User avatar #33 to #32 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
Well that was odd. Flagged one second, unflagged the next.
And I really wanna get the old Greek type wrestling going again.
#34 to #33 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
I've got Olive Oil, a working knowledge of how to speak latin, and a penis.

Futuamus! (Let's **** )
User avatar #35 to #34 - heartlessrobot (10/28/2013) [-]
I'd probably throw any match if the other wrestler was willing to shove their fingers/dicks/etc into my ass until I came.
#40 to #35 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 to #35 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm going to have a match with you but i'ma force you to put your cock in me
#36 to #35 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
Hahaha. That's how they did it, man.
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