Joffrey. Source: A Game of Imgur. Did you know? The whoopee cushion was invented by a 14- year old Roman Emperor, who used it frequently on guests. He was assas
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User avatar #5 - goldenfairy (10/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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According to the Lightbulb someone traveled back in time and assassinated him.
#12 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [+] (28 replies)
Elegabalus. He ruled from 8 June 218 to 11 March 222.

He was also a notorious, gay transvestite.
#14 to #13 - naziseverywhere (10/28/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass he was.
User avatar #4 - trollmobile ONLINE (10/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
if you provide his name, when he ruled, and how he was assassinated, i'd might belive you
untill then, this is just another ********** story made up by a bored faggot on the internet.
User avatar #6 to #4 - badgertom (10/28/2013) [-]
Ask and you shall receive:
It was devised by the Emperor Elagabalus (203-222). He is one of history's more interesting characters. He is known for his sexual deviance- he liked to prostitute himself out and pretend to be a girl. He also devised the first ever lottery- he first gave away money and houses, but became bored and some prizes consisted of a dead dog for example. He also used catapults to fire poisonous snakes into the assembled crowd in the forum as a joke. And he did indeed invent a rudimentary whoopie-cushion supposedly.
#2 - cptmctavish (10/28/2013) [-]
guests face when: "Pull this **** one more time, sucker"
#1 - tomowrath (10/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - desreversti (10/28/2013) [-]
If the didn't assassinate him, he'd be an old fart by the time he passed
User avatar #3 - tittylovin (10/28/2013) [-]
Nice description.
User avatar #41 - hillbill (10/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**hillbill rolls 27** if it's dubs then the story is fake
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