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#1 - brainstormer (01/06/2016) [-]
the advertising agency
#39 to #1 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
More like...
#53 to #39 - dirtypizza (01/07/2016) [-]
More like..
User avatar #8 - fatminion (01/06/2016) [-]
"wage packet" ??

what the hell is that? Is that like a paycheck in some obscure, English-speaking country?
User avatar #10 to #8 - Snookbone (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes. The obscure English-speaking country you are looking for is England.
User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
huh. Never heard that. I thought I knew most of the British/American differences:

budgeriegar = parakeet
pay rise = pay raise
boot = trunk
aubergine = eggplant
half nine = half past nine (which is different than German "halb neun" (half nine) which is 8:30)
sasouma = tangerine/clementine
and many more...

but never ever heard "wage packet" before.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Snookbone (01/07/2016) [-]
Well to be fair "wage packet" is normally used by wanky Londoners so fair enough. But thanks for teaching me the budgie=parakeet one. I had no idea they were synonymous, I thought they were different birds altogether.
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
could be that they are indeed different, just as maybe a sasouma isn't really a tangerine or a clementine, but they're all very similar and the former I've only ever heard from UK folks. I think it's fun learning B.E. words, though. I came from the US but have been in Europe nearly 10 years and even did a stint in London for a few months, and I vist the UK pretty often and watch many UK series and it would seem that the majority of Europeans speak in British English when they do speak English.
#30 to #13 - biater (01/07/2016) [-]
Met this Swiss girl with some super low-brow English accent (I was thinking Cockney) and I was like, oh you're English?

She was like... no born and raised here in Switzerland, why do you ask?
#83 to #12 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
A budgie and a parakeet can be separate, actually.
User avatar #82 to #12 - theantisocial (01/09/2016) [-]
Budgies are a type of parakeet
User avatar #68 to #12 - sqman (01/07/2016) [-]
To clear things up:
Budgie = shell parakeet
Parakeet = small parrot with long tail feathers, most commonly used for budgies and ring-necked parakeets.
#15 to #11 - karlossacramento (01/07/2016) [-]
don't forget the rooty-tooty point and shooty
User avatar #16 to #15 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
"Texas" in American English
User avatar #18 to #16 - clavatnine (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - clavatnine (01/07/2016) [-]
That's exactly why it's not Texan.
User avatar #28 to #27 - skelearmor (01/07/2016) [-]
just contribootin
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
"rooty-tooty point and shooty" sounds like a normal day in "rootin-tootin texas, YEE HAW! <fire gun in air>"
User avatar #23 to #19 - boogyshadow (01/07/2016) [-]
not in the slightest.
User avatar #70 to #23 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
uhh... unless you can show me otherwise:

rooty-tooty sounds pretty much like "rootin' tootin'", a common phrase used in old wild west times and commonly associated with cowboys and of course, Texas. Although real actual cowboys will more likely be found in places like Arkansas and Montana, there are still many cowboys there. And of course you have the sports team the Dallas Cowboys, and the 5-gallon cowboy hat we invented there I believe.

Anywhoo, Texas is internationally renowned for its cowboyish love of guns. Hell, the Family Guy joke "here's your bottle of Jack Daniels, and your comlementary gun". "What is this? A promotion?" "Nope, Texas state law: buy a bottle of whiskey, get a free gun"

So yeah, "point and shooty" sounds like a gun to me, and the "rootin tootin" part sounds like the primal scream of the cowboy. So.... sounds like the British way of saying "someone from Texas" or "an average outing in Texas".
#22 to #11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Oi mate don't forget the steely wheely automobily!
User avatar #24 to #22 - gmarrox (01/07/2016) [-]
Or rooty tooty point and shooty
#43 to #11 - ainise (01/07/2016) [-]
Sasouma is a Satsuma, Citrus Unshiu, or Unshu Mikan(温州 蜜柑).

"Satsuma" is from the name of the ancient providence of the same name. This is where these fruits are believed to originate from. Citrus Unshiu is the scientific name, however in english speaking countries, they're known as Satsuma's. Everywhere else they're known as Unshius.

That being said, Citrus Tangerina is what a Tangerine is. These, while similar, are NOT the same. Likewise, Clementine are not either of these: They are Citrus Clementina and are a hybrid between deliciosa's(which is a hybrid itself) and Sweet oranges.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutaceae The Rutaceae family(aka the Citrus Family) is actually quite massive. While you may think these are similar, they come from widely different places and have very varying tastes.

Cheers!
User avatar #21 to #11 - wimwam ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Today I learned (from FJ) candy floss = cotton candy
User avatar #74 to #11 - moorbs (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm from England
We say 'budgie'
You can get a 'raise' and no one would question you if you said 'pay raise'
we say 'half 9' or 'half past 9'
I haven't heard satsuma in a very long time, we usually call them tangerines or mandarins. A clementine is a variety which has no seeds
and I'd call it a 'paycheck' or 'wage slip'.
User avatar #65 to #11 - WootBoot ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
how the **** is 8:30 half nine
jesus germany, first hitler, now this?
User avatar #72 to #65 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
it's half of the hour, so half of the eighth hour is 7:30.
Quarter eight (viertel acht) is 7:15,
Three-quarters eight (dreiviertel acht) is 7:45.

It's normally fine as I live in Germany now, but whenever I talk with Brits or people seaking British English, then I always have to ask them.

Americans are usually good about saying "half past" or "quarter till" or "quarater past", if they don't actually say "7:30" or whatever.
User avatar #49 to #11 - pyrointheface (01/07/2016) [-]
you forgot Roody-Tooty-Point-and-Shooty
User avatar #48 to #11 - ashirt (01/07/2016) [-]
wtf NZ fag here, never heard of a sasouma in my life
#59 to #48 - ainise (01/07/2016) [-]
Lemme hit you with some citrus knowledge.

Satsuma's are generally the sweet citrus fruit. They *can* be biter, but in general, they're a sweeter and less intense orange. They're also easier to peel.

Tangerine's, which are no satsuma's, are more tangy while still holding a bit of that sweetness. They have harder skins but still manageable. The flesh(if you use it for cooking or tea or similar things) is sweeter and less tart than an orange - If a recipe calls for orange zest, I recommend using this, but I digress.

Clementine's, which again, are not satsuma's, are very tart. It has a direct relation to a Pomelo (1/4th) as it's a hybrid of Citrus Deliciosa which are a hybrid of Mandarin's and Pumelo's - that's what it gets its tartness from. People compare it, often, to an orange mixed with a Grapefruit, and for good reason. It has the most intense flavor and is very good for making jams, teas, tarts, etc. due to it holding its flavor well over varying types of cooking processes.

A lot of people outside of the UK and China/Japan who aren't chefs or botanists will know very little of Satsumas, which just goes to grow an ignorance of them.

Cheers!
User avatar #73 to #59 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
great info, thanks! But please stop using apostrophes do show pluralization. You wouldn't write "I have two cat's" or "I own several knives" (or at least I hope you wouldn't)

One satsuma, many satsumas.
#81 to #73 - ainise (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, no idea why I did that last night, but I surely did. Bit on the tired side.
User avatar #62 to #59 - ashirt (01/07/2016) [-]
aye, thanks for that citrusexplain
#47 to #11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I think satsumas, tangerines and clementines are all different species.
Most people I know say half past nine, but some also like being really vague cunts and leave it at "half past". It pisses me off so ******* much.
#40 to #11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
bugle and parakeet are two different birds
#37 to #11 - krayon (01/07/2016) [-]
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#36 to #11 - lordfohawk (01/07/2016) [-]
Satsumas are like tangerines/clementines, they're in the US too chief
User avatar #32 to #11 - samthediv (01/07/2016) [-]
Its Satsuma, not sasouma
User avatar #52 to #10 - ilovehitler (01/07/2016) [-]
the **** is england
is it canada?
#5 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Man I love adam vs adam.
User avatar #4 - rainbownuke (01/06/2016) [-]
Adam Vs. Adam #6 (Pt.3): WWE TLC 2015 - Pacitti's Forfeit same dude singing wrestling themes outside of a NXT show in london becase he lost a bet
#20 to #4 - wrestlingcomments (01/07/2016) [-]
Enzo Amore intro. Absolutely best choice.
Followed by Hulk Hogan.
Mr. Ass. Badass Billy Gunn
Honky Tonk Man (Pretty obvious)
Tye Dilliger reference.
I'm missing after the 10.
HBK Shawn Michaels.
I don't know the rap. But it's followed by Jesse and Festus.
I don't know American Males either.
#46 to #20 - medicritz (01/07/2016) [-]
The one after 10 is this www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yig8NsBRVA
The rap in Rollin' (Undertaker used this when he was using a bike and **** ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU
American Males is American Males, also known as the best piece in wrestling music history www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7awnRAdbPk
User avatar #6 to #4 - datbear ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Finding whatculture fans on funnyjunk, feelsgoodman
#64 - PsychoBrains (01/07/2016) [-]
My face when Americans call wage packets "paychecks"
User avatar #71 to #64 - wilburn ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
wage packet, why would it be called a wage-packet, pay check makes much better sense, like its a check addressed to you for payment of you labor... i know its joke, but is wage packet seriously used in the UK
User avatar #80 to #71 - Snookbone (01/07/2016) [-]
To be fair, "payslip" is more common here. At least it's the word normally heard at my workplace.
#9 - mattygosling (01/06/2016) [-]
HAHA i ******* wish i had £500 or a job
User avatar #25 - heyfuckyoudipshit ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
ADAM MOTHER ******* PACITTI AKA THE TRUE WHAT CULTURE CHAMPION OF THE WUUUUUURRRRRLLLLLLDDDDD!
#66 to #25 - frenchrickastleypo (01/07/2016) [-]
I am really happy that someone gets that he is from Whatculture. Meanwhile, I am waiting for him to cash in that briefcase.
User avatar #42 to #25 - yojo (01/07/2016) [-]
#Blampied4Life
#2 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh Adam Pacitti. I wonder if he ever found the girl of his dreams.
#29 - frostinius (01/07/2016) [-]
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**frostinius rolled image** what he bought with every check thereafter
User avatar #33 to #29 - treeoctopus (01/07/2016) [-]
Childrens tears? Or santas?
#63 - dubstepdinosaur (01/07/2016) [-]
Frequently asked questions on his website.
#44 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
A newspaper ad is cheaper AND you can still afford food
User avatar #51 to #44 - sketchE ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
slightly less likely to be seen. if placed in the right place you can get maximum exposure. not everyone reads the newspaper anymore
User avatar #54 to #44 - xoyv (01/07/2016) [-]
a newspaper is cheaper AND you can afford food
User avatar #55 to #54 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
My english hasn't been so good since about 12 am

It's not even like I usually go to bed early, I'm just not thinking with my head tonight
User avatar #56 to #55 - xoyv (01/07/2016) [-]
it's alright, i'll clarify

what you mean=he could get an ad in a newspaper for less

what i mean=he could look in a newspaper for a job
User avatar #57 to #56 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, thank you. I thought you were pointing out that the "still" doesn't sound right in the sentence
User avatar #77 to #57 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
You silly wetback <3
User avatar #41 - yojo (01/07/2016) [-]
He got a job at whatculture.com
User avatar #78 to #41 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
unlike the mods here i kid
#3 - youhaveshamedyofam (01/06/2016) [-]
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#61 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
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**anonymous rolled image** what he bought with his second wage packet
User avatar #67 to #61 - schneidend (01/07/2016) [-]
More money?
User avatar #69 to #67 - walcorn ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Only a small loan of a million dollars
User avatar #76 to #69 - masterboll (01/07/2016) [-]
cant stump the chump
User avatar #17 - infinitereaper (01/07/2016) [-]
these days it's harder to get a job than to actually have a job
User avatar #31 to #17 - kanatana ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Nah, man, just don't be a ****** and show up on time and don't leave bad memories everywhere you work so your former employers can't leave a bad word for your future ones.
User avatar #50 to #31 - pyrointheface (01/07/2016) [-]
you just agreed with what he said, it's easier to have a job than get one
User avatar #34 to #31 - treeoctopus (01/07/2016) [-]
An employer can be an asshole, and have bad words for you even if you did no wrong. It's hard to get a good paying job.
User avatar #35 to #34 - kanatana ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I settle on a daily basis for a job where I get along with my supervisors and coworkers (most of whom I actually consider friends) and being able to pay the bills and still be able to see a movie every couple weeks or so.
#75 - hopporto (01/07/2016) [-]
Wait a minute, thats Adam Pacitti from WhatCulture Wrestling!
User avatar #45 - mondominiman (01/07/2016) [-]
For a sec I thought the second pic was of someone who payed $501 to cover up the other guys ad.
User avatar #58 to #45 - frenzyhero (01/07/2016) [-]
Well that would be a very ****** ad company, since 500$ is about 400$ less than 500£.
User avatar #60 to #58 - mondominiman (01/07/2016) [-]
I caught that after I posted but I don't know the alt code for pounds.
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User avatar #14 - doughnutholer (01/07/2016) [-]
His picture on the 2nd billboard should have been on the 1st one and vice-versa
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