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Job stories from a personal bodyguard

 
Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

I don't remember much about this one since I was not conscious for most of it, but basically the client got into a fight with this guy, the guy whacks me, sends me flying (I passed out mid-flight). I woke up to see the guy knocked out and the client laughing like a madman about my unexpected dragon impression.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

Boss was cheap as **** , I got awful gear despite the boss living being right next to one of if not the best providers in the country. Though the client always got the better gear and gave me hi hand-me-downs so maybe it was less of him providing for me and more of me carrying his crap.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

Seriously you can't report or even object to your client without getting fired. Sarcasm and groaning without directly complaining are allowed and boy do I get mileage out of that.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

Seriously we ran like crazy, and probably hurt some people as we escaped. Fortunately the government is such a mess that people in other areas of the country did give a **** about what you did somewhere else.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

Seriously, cashier must have been high as kite.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

It was frustrating but I couldn't say anything about it, it is a surprisingly thankless job.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

It was small and nice. He remained my client even when I was not asked to guard him, so I got to take it easy.


Job stories from a personal bodyguard. Seriously, a lot of times I felt more like a butler than a body-guard I don't remember much about this one since I was no

It happened very fast, but life is usually pretty short here and we don't have time to wait.

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#211 to #17 - fukkendragonite (11/24/2015) [-]
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#54 - thesovereigngrave (11/23/2015) [-]
You clever son of a bitch.
#22 - dervishofwin ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit, I was actually imagining real life scenarios and thinking "what kind of a ******* place is the bodyguard at". Then I realize at the bucket one.
#235 to #22 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
My husband didnt until i told him and even then thought i was messing with him so you're good lol
#225 to #22 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
i got it at the civil war one!
User avatar #132 to #22 - thesoulseeker (11/23/2015) [-]
At least you realized at the bucket.
#175 to #132 - ohemgeezus (11/24/2015) [-]
You realized at the civil war one, didn't you? haha what a dummy

Yeah it took me until the civil war one to realize it, too
User avatar #184 to #175 - YouDaBest (11/24/2015) [-]
Wtf was that gif
User avatar #185 to #184 - ohemgeezus (11/24/2015) [-]
I have it labeled as "americanconstruction", but I think they're doing that to remove the white pedestrian crossing lines
User avatar #255 to #175 - thesoulseeker (11/24/2015) [-]
Ha no... I realized it when I read the comments.
#9 - luciuseternal ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Took me until the bucket one. Good job OP, and **** you.
User avatar #100 to #9 - blademontane (11/23/2015) [-]
Took me until the first one tbh, but to be fair, I have just come off Fallout 4.
#114 to #100 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Don't be a dick. I got it on the first one, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go around like a faggot talkin' **** about how I got it right off the bat.
#160 to #114 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
the only real red flag was the bucket one

yall ****** bull *******
User avatar #165 to #160 - synthane (11/24/2015) [-]
Nah, first one gave it away. Come on, hoarder 'client' who makes body guard carry a bunch of junk? Sounds like Skyrim to me.
User avatar #186 to #165 - srskate (11/24/2015) [-]
definitely skyrim, note the giant reference.
User avatar #183 to #160 - nikkadawgg (11/24/2015) [-]
And the Civil war one.
User avatar #190 to #183 - hierophant (11/24/2015) [-]
And the dragon one. Took me a few minutes trying to figure out how he made a "dragon impression".
User avatar #244 to #160 - blademontane (11/24/2015) [-]
Like I said, I had just come off playing Fallout 4, so it was obvious to me from the first one. Don't know why I'm getting so many red thumbs.
#196 to #9 - sovietghost (11/24/2015) [-]
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i just reread them "impresion of a dragon" was the first clue

and i completly missed
#144 to #9 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Second one was way too obvious.
#213 to #9 - derpthefifth (11/24/2015) [-]
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**derpthefifth rolled image**God damn... took me until the comments section.
#265 to #213 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
And...

I still don't get it...

Is it about Fallout 4?
User avatar #266 to #265 - derpthefifth (12/09/2015) [-]
yes.
User avatar #161 to #9 - lemanrouste (11/24/2015) [-]
I didn't figure it out until the civil war one. I am ******* ashamed of myself
#202 to #9 - turbodoosh (11/24/2015) [-]
Awe **** I didn't get it until I read your comment
User avatar #210 to #202 - arreatface (11/24/2015) [-]
i feel you brah

especially as I have like 250 hours in skyrim and currently playing through fo4
shame on me
User avatar #96 to #9 - vladi (11/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess the bucket one was made to make your realize it.
User avatar #137 to #9 - superanonymouspers (11/23/2015) [-]
I think that's where we all figured it out.

******* bastard took us all for a ride.
#110 to #9 - metacobalion (11/23/2015) [-]
I thought the giant guy thing was fishy but I still didn't get it. ****
#20 to #9 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Got it when I read your comment...

Had to do a couple double takes on the civil war bit though
#134 to #9 - therealkakashi (11/23/2015) [-]
Came here to say the exact same thing.

Man alive. I've not been duped like that since.... the last time i was duped like that....
#6 - mudkipfucker (11/23/2015) [-]
i didnt get it until i read the comments
#240 to #6 - carrotpotato (11/24/2015) [-]
I still don't. Maybe I should try out the fall out series. Or any game for that matter
#33 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
wow... I was fooled all the way down and had to read the comments to get it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - theugandanhero (11/23/2015) [-]
I was fooled all the way down until the "bucket-headed cashier".
User avatar #38 to #34 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
I litteraly read that and thought "man, that sounds like something out of skyrim..."

I mean, if I were a cashier and someone put a bucket on my head, I'd be pretty distracted too.
#25 - akulakhan (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm ashamed how easily you got me, but at the same time I'm impressed. Good job.
#2 - kewolsky (11/23/2015) [-]
About halfway trough I got the reference
#16 - kurtlanglie (11/23/2015) [-]
10/10 Completely fooled me until the bucket one.
#4 - peperix (11/23/2015) [-]
That was good
#62 - Enternal ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
#1 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
>skyrim companions, mercs
User avatar #263 to #1 - feindmachines (12/02/2015) [-]
ooooooh, well i was never going to get that joke, lol.
User avatar #50 to #1 - liuur (11/23/2015) [-]
Thanks fam.
#51 - warioteam (11/23/2015) [-]
the first one, i was suspicious. second one, i was pretty sure. but by this one, i knew.
#21 - erkas (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Well played OP, well played
#150 - bewailedbadger (11/24/2015) [-]
It was this one that made it clear to me.
User avatar #151 to #150 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Wasn't the "Sent flying by giant hairy man" one?
User avatar #152 to #151 - bewailedbadger (11/24/2015) [-]
Iunno. Giant, drunk nearly-naked people sounds like what I've heard of America, and could very well apply to other places, too.
#156 to #152 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
It's mostly true about the southern states, up north they get confused for big foot.
User avatar #157 to #156 - bewailedbadger (11/24/2015) [-]
Y' know.

That.

That doesn't even seem like satire.
User avatar #181 to #157 - cloakndagger (11/24/2015) [-]
It's not.
#58 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
>Civil war
check
>Bucket
check
>Hoarderer
check
>Cleptoman
check
>Giant nasty hairy dudes
check

its a bethesda rpg
#111 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Holy **** , as soon as I read the bucket one I lost my **** at realizing how bad I got played.
#116 - Blackmane (11/23/2015) [-]
******* got me
#5 - berengar (11/23/2015) [-]
I am ashamed that it took me until the bucket one to get that.
#192 - darknesincontrol (11/24/2015) [-]
that was pretty good
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