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Job interview today

Job interview today. Lied. Sat there just moving the mouse around the screen.

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#3 - genericnickname (07/05/2014) [-]
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#8 - captainwow (07/05/2014) [-]
yfw trying to fake a program
#13 - dillistone (07/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
lol fgt I bet you don't even use Google Ultra
lol fgt I bet you don't even use Google Ultra
User avatar #15 to #13 - noblexfenrir (07/05/2014) [-]'s ultron...
User avatar #29 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (07/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Dude just install adobe reader, set up Google ultron and play on portal in the sever room..
#19 - iamtheballsack (07/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I kno this girl who was trying to get a job at a law firm, the boss lawyer guy said
that knowing english and spanish would be a big help and asked if she was bilingual

she said yes (she wasn't)

She told me that one day a mexican guy came in all pissed off and apparently wanted to get a divorce, when the lawyer guy asked her to translate everything the mexican guy was saying, she couldn't, he fired her on the spot

stupid bitch lol
User avatar #49 - thegrayfox (07/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>doesn't know Excel
>wants a job
>top kek
#50 - Digitalphear (07/06/2014) [-]
When you get to the computer knowing you're already 						******
When you get to the computer knowing you're already ******
User avatar #6 - gormless (07/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**** what do i do in that situation?
User avatar #31 to #21 - gormless (07/06/2014) [-]
"Excuse me, I have to take an extremely noisy **** ."
#44 - hybridxproject (07/06/2014) [-]
#57 - themilkisdead ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 - chucknorrisTHEGAME ONLINE (07/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I went to a nail salon to apply and she asked if I knew how to give a manicure and I said "Sure, I know enough of basics". She asked if she could interview me right there and I said yes. She took out tools and said "give me a manicure".

The most terrifying interview of my life.
#26 - cdroid (07/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Saw it already, and I'll tell you the same thing I did the other post:
How the **** can you be an adult and not know how to do that?
Second, if you had told the truth then they probably could have taught you (it's pretty ******* easy) or at the very worst just not have given you the job and you still have the opportunity to apply in the future. Now you may be ostracized from their company for lying.
#18 - schwerdaddy (07/05/2014) [-]
As long as you installed adobe reader I'm sure you got the job.
User avatar #10 - bitchplzzz (07/05/2014) [-]
Bet you dont even nested =IF, faget
#7 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You never say that you know something if you don't. It's fine to say like "yeah, i've heard of it and used it a little bit". Then it's much easier to fake, and it doesn't look bad if you can't really do anything.

And formulas in Excel is really easy. Press the "Formulas" button and it's all explained to you.
#41 to #7 - bann (07/06/2014) [-]
"I have some experience with it" sounds cleaner
#48 - mrviewandwatch (07/06/2014) [-]
mfw thats what happened to me when they asked me if I knew she was 10
User avatar #9 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
=(A+B) or some **** . There, magic.
User avatar #53 - redeadhunter ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
In case any of you need it, this will get you started.
#12 - nargogh ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
How can you not know formulas in Excel. We had this **** like in elementary school already.
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